Stop, Drop and Roll

30 August, 2007 Latest: Ty, Nikki, Drusky, Bigwavdave, Meagan,

Stop, Drop and Roll Does Not Work in Hell

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35 comments:

  1. Driver, 30, August 2007, 0:08 |  

    The link of the day gives literal meaning to the frase selling shit.

     
  2. AnnieB, 30, August 2007, 0:53 |  
    AnnieB

    Well, I guess I’m screwed ’cause that was totally my plan.
    :wtf:

     
  3. Chris S, 30, August 2007, 3:59 |  

    It’s bad enough that someone even thought of that (link of the day) but who the f*@k would BUY that stuff to keep the business going? It’s no wonder so many kids don’t care about their education when you can make money selling Jack Black turds and Courtney Love’s :thong: drippings. :puke: What the hell did I go to college for anyway?

    And just HOW does this church KNOW stop drop and roll doesn’t work in hell? Priests that talk to :evil: make me a little suspicious about what the collection plate money gets used for. :wtf:

     
  4. StevieC, 30, August 2007, 5:47 |  
    StevieC

    Link of the day: that’s some expensive shit!
    I guess the site owner’s title would be Shit Disturber.

    I wonder if Shake, Rattle, and Roll works in hell?

    Stop, drop, and roll is typically a party invite with Astryd and Meagan. :wang:

     
  5. StevieC, 30, August 2007, 5:48 |  
    StevieC

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    Aww, AnnieB, don’t give up. Just throw in the Towles.

     
  6. harley, 30, August 2007, 8:23 |  

    ummm….eww! :puke:

     
  7. Lung the Younger, 30, August 2007, 8:35 |  

    Yup, just ask the US troops stationed in Baghdad.

     
  8. goober, 30, August 2007, 8:39 |  

    I think its the no longer in stock line that is going to haunt me from the link of the day

     
  9. Spud, 30, August 2007, 10:06 |  

    Anybody who ‘Shakes Rattles & Rolls’ is going straight to hell.

     
  10. Bjorn Freeh, 30, August 2007, 10:30 |  
    Bjorn Freeh

    Ah, but how about in Pinckney?

     
  11. Astryd, 30, August 2007, 12:23 |  

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    You and me both…back to the drawing board… :roll:

    Chris S: Good point! How can they knock it before they try it…unless…

    Steve, you read my mind! :lol: :D :twisted: :P

     
  12. junkman, 30, August 2007, 12:31 |  

    thanks for the high-tech news bulletin pastor fuck-head. anything else that doesn’t work in places that don’t exist? :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

     
  13. StevieC, 30, August 2007, 12:33 |  
    StevieC

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    Trust me, it’s not your mind that I’m after. :twisted: :wang:

     
  14. Brad K., 30, August 2007, 13:15 |  

    Shaken by the apparent string of movie successes celebrating the horrible erosion of morals in America - ‘Knocked Up’ made unplanned pregnancy look cute; ‘Hairspray’ used Saturnday Night Fever stud John Travolta to play a *MOTHER* role; the fantasy ‘Stardust’ includes the ‘woopsie’ pirate captain dressed in drag for a sword fight; and the comedy that won’t die, ‘I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry’ including not just a gay fund raiser, but a gay-tolerant, America bashing ‘unlike that stuffy country to the south’ wedding chapel, with gay weddings performed by Rob Schneider (uncredited). Gaack! What is Hollywood dishing out these days, and why are so many people buying?!?

    Pastor Towles, after viewing the last, ‘Chuck and Larry’, was stung by the heroic, manly fireman metaphor. Still thinking of those manly muscles from Ving Rhames exuberant shower room dance and song exhibition, the analogy of burning and hell just overpowered his plan to speak on knowing one’s self though faith and prayer. The congregation needed to be reminded of the dangers of temptation.

    Oh, how those massive muscles rippled as Ving picked up the dropped soap, and that mischievous smile …

     
  15. Driver, 30, August 2007, 13:26 |  
    Driver

    I have questions I think I really dont want answers to but here they are.

    1-Who in thier right mind would collect someone’s shit to sell?

    2-How do they get access to collect it?

    3-Who authenticate’s it as being from the claimed {DONOR}and how?

    4-Is a certificate of authenticity provided to the buyer like from the Franklin mint?

    5-Is it shipped in a BIO HAZARD container and labeled as such and do they need a special licence from the government for said BIO HAZARD shipping?

    StevieC- You said that’s some exspensive shit but considering the possible answers to questions 3,4 and 5 I think that would be some pretty cheap shit.

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    AnnieB- I believe in the true ZILLAGIRL form your plan IS to get screwed :wang: every chance you get and we love you for it.

    P.S.
    I hope questions 1 thru 5 are now stuck in many of your heads as they are mine so I’m not the only one spiraling into insanity because of them.

     
  16. Bjorn Freeh, 30, August 2007, 13:55 |  
    Bjorn Freeh

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    1. The City of Milwaukee, Wisconsin (Milorganite fertilizer).

    2. It all rolls downhill to their door.

    3. I’m sure inspections are held.

    4. A detailed receipt, perhaps.

    5. Nope, just in plastic bags, available at your local garden store.

    http://www.milorganite.com

    I was disappointed in the “How Milorganite is made” link… it should have read, “How Milorganite is processed”.

     
  17. AnnieB, 30, August 2007, 14:21 |  
    AnnieB

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    Practice makes perfect! :boob: :boob: :wang: :P

     
  18. StevieC, 30, August 2007, 14:33 |  
    StevieC

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    Man, that’s some serious shit.

     
  19. StevieC, 30, August 2007, 14:51 |  
    StevieC

    You’ll notice that I’m not on the celebrity shit list because I just don’t give a shit. I may take a shit, but I don’t sell shit. My gf shits on me for not doing shit around the house. If I pick a fight with her, she calls me a shit disturber, but from my point of view, shit happens. Doesn’t really matter what I say because I’m usually up shit creek anyway.

    Fuck this shit. I’m going to go get shit faced and stedge something.

     
  20. Astryd, 30, August 2007, 14:53 |  

    1. Not in their right mind.
    2. Trash digging and bribing the help.
    3. Who else is it going to belong to? Do you think those famous people have other people’s shit laying around the house.
    4. It’s written in crayon on a diner napkin and shipped along with your order.
    5. It is shipped disguised as a gift basket with goodies you can enjoy upon receiving your package to dodge such fees and costs to the customer (consumer?).

    Hope this eases your descent into lunacy…I’ll be waiting. :lol: :twisted: :mrgreen:

    Stop drop & roll: I believe Zillaland dwellers are destined the same fate, (looking as innocent as possible :oops: ) couldn’t we just blow each other until the fire subsides? :twisted: Teamwork people!

    Steve, REAF my mind, the rest of me is in braille… :twisted:

     
  21. Astryd, 30, August 2007, 14:54 |  

    HA! Apparently I got way too excited :oops: that was supposed to say READ…

    :oops: Steve, READ my mind, the rest of me is in braille… :twisted:

     
  22. AnnieB, 30, August 2007, 15:35 |  
    AnnieB

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    I have an opening at 6 o’clock. Can you come there, then? :P

     
  23. StevieC, 30, August 2007, 16:14 |  
    StevieC

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    I can cum for any opening you’ve got, darlin’! :wang: :wang: :wang:

     
  24. Flash Gordon, 30, August 2007, 17:38 |  

    It’s easy to tell you degenerates’ minds? are in the
    toilet. :puke: Pastor Towles has his work cut out for
    him with y’all. Especially AnnieB and Astryd. :-| :twisted: :evil: :wang: :roll: :wtf:

     
  25. Driver, 30, August 2007, 17:41 |  
    Driver

    Astryd

    2- The help, that makes sence.

    3-It could be from the help claiming it’s from a star to make some fast bucks.

    Well I guess it dont really matter anyway cause I’M NOT BUYIN THAT SHIT !

    Thanks Astryd your alot cheaper than a therapist :D

     
  26. Ty, 30, August 2007, 18:13 |  

    That church sign is awesome! I’d go just because they made me laugh. Hopefully, the sermons are just as hilarious.

     
  27. Astryd, 30, August 2007, 18:19 |  

    :wtf: :!: You just called me cheap!! :!: :lol:

    Lay back. Ok, now tell the nice Dr what you are feeeeling and she’ll give you a nice surprise…no, that’s not a calf, that’s my thigh… :twisted: (I’m happy to be of service :twisted: :P )

    Flash: *hazy scene invokes a very serene sensation over you. Two figures in the distance beckon you with their soft alluring voices* Join us Flash…We have some tasty treats for you…We want you Flash…Come with us Flash…We need you here with us Flash… :twisted:

     
  28. Nikki, 30, August 2007, 18:42 |  
    Nikki

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    Word.

     
  29. Drusky, 30, August 2007, 18:51 |  

    The link MUST have been horrific if they already took it down… I missed it but get the feeling my mind should celebrate… :sad:

     
  30. Bigwavdave, 30, August 2007, 19:57 |  

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    I can be Flash! :wang:

    S’matter of fact I can be whatever you need, want, desire, must have, Except a shit salesman…

     
  31. AnnieB, 30, August 2007, 21:09 |  
    AnnieB

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    In the toilet? What kind of pervert are you? :P

     
  32. StevieC, 31, August 2007, 10:14 |  
    StevieC

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    And Flash Gordon was there
    In silver underwear.
    Claude Rains was the Invisible Man.

     
  33. Meagan, 1, September 2007, 15:19 |  
    Meagan

    I’m gone for two days and this shit happens. Fortunately, everything’s coming up roses for me ‘cuz I’m moving to Toronto! :D

     
  34. StevieC, 1, September 2007, 20:59 |  
    StevieC

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    My condolences

     
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