Caption Time #192
Iamge via Mandy L.
Iamge via Mandy L.
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What the hell is up with the guy in the back… it looks like he just saw a demon.
I’d sure like to see what the hell she is doing in the bottom part of this scene.
No! Not THAT dance!
Poke
Come on, shake your body baby, DO THE F@!%*IN’ CONGA!
Poke
Those must be some really smelly armpits!
A sincere answer to “Does my bum look big in this?”
When Greek women miss a spot with waxing.
At the South Carolina state talent show while doing her famous Jenny McCarthy impersonation, this contestant… much to the dismay of one of the judges…actually sharted. Final score: 6.8
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That guy in the background looks like he just noticed she has a big tail (and I don’t mean junk in the trunk–a genuine, wagging, happy-to-see-you kind of tail)!
She’s just been stedged by the varsity football team and the evidence is still dripping out her backside.
The song they’re dancing to is called “Stedging” …
Stedge it DaveZilla,
But don’t stedge too fast
If my stuff ain’t tight enough,
you can stedge it up my ass
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You’re so on the money.
my shadow better be following me! i’d hate to think i wasted a perfectly good bar of soap on my green slippers.
I think he just saw something dangling.
Judy arrived home from her Prom date with a considerable load of alcohol brightening her mood. Disheveled but apparently still clothed, she proudly flourishes her key for her chastity belt. Little Jimmy, her date for the evening, didn’t fully understand this ‘virtue intact’ encounter at Judy’s door. Instead of a lengthy grope-and-face-sucking interlude, here was Judy’s Dad, shotgun in hand!
And *what* had Judy’s Uncle Dick just shoved into Little Jimmy’s butt!?!
OMG bitch you shoulda wore something with straps to cover that gawd awful birth mark! It looks like a buffalo puked on your back!
“avoid the shock of static cling by moistening the charged area.”
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It looks like static isn’t the only thing that’s clinging.
Who says the living dead can’t party, too?
Alucard, son of Dracula, shrieks in fear of seeing the one bright dress reminding him of the Sun……
That string around her wrist… I think I figured out what the other end is tied to.
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“It’s the new Date Lanyard, just tie one end around your date’s :wang:, and you will never lose him……Warning: hard tugs lead to bad nights, like in this ad.”
It’s the chicken dance!
Latest Poll: If it’s a MERCY killing, does that then make it right?
“Oh my god! I think I just farted! Here comes another one!”
Susan still had enough time to pose for a picture while she ran from the possessed pedifile.
Cousin Billy was shocked to see his 1/2 sister pull her IUD on the dance floor.
Billy finds out why they kept calling “her” his Uncle Dave
The Sultan of Cleavland thought he had another ho to add to his stable, but Heather decided to leave a steamer during his lap dance.
Cousin Katie had fallen for the old “pull my finger” trick too many times. She decided that she would turn it around on the guys by saying “touch my tittie”. She unfortunately had forgoten about the broccoli & asparagus she had for lunch.
Beeker goes Berserk and reaches for a lewd and lascivious conviction.
Her left pit looks as though it is growing
:wtf: 
digits.
Thought bubble for the guy in the background: “Maybe she will think this hideous purple birthmark on my face is a red wine stainâ€
“I told you I drive them mad…”
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Road trip!!!!
Wow,everytime I touch her right boob her hair rises and I belch like freakin’ crazed banshee…watch, I’ll do it again.
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So I guess one could ask: “If it’s a mercy fuck, does that then make it right?”
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Astryd - You have forced me to think seriously for a few minutes. What, exactly, do you mean by “right”? For example, perhaps you are familiar with a certain scene in the film The Sand Pebbles? Would you consider that right? Or are you thinking of something like the end of One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest? Or are you thinking of a nurse somewhere helping someone along who is in a persistant vegetative state? I LOVE you and am just wondering. BWD
night of the living dead 7: ghouls gone wild!!
“Local retard wins a date with a local crazy ho.”
“Or are you thinking of a nurse somewhere…”
Think, Zillagirlz dressed in nurse outfits in an old folks home aiding in assisted suicide by pleasure overload…(heart attack)
I’m sorry, what was the question? The nurse distracted me.
Now I have to see The Sand Pebbles but I like the nurse example of my expression…maybe cuz of the nurses dancing in my brain.
Mercy fuck-selfless act of engaging in sexual intercourse with someone (other than oneself) that would normally not have a chance in hell with you, usually kept anonymous exponentially increasing the “good deed” factor. Public service. Therefore, Yes, It is right.
…can Public Servant go on my resume? If so, how specific do I have to be on the job description.
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All for the good of mankind (and nymphos alike)!
I’m there baby! BTW: FYI I’ve been perfecting my gag reflex tolerance…
she has red wings
:puke: 
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Gag reflex… Let me guess… your’s is triggered by tickling your feet?
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am with you on this one!!!!
My teeth are so perfect! Now watch me scare the shit out of this zombie sneaking up behind me!
Damn, I haven’t gone on a road trip all summer!