How to raise the national alcoholism rate of:

25 August, 2007 Latest: Jon - The DC Traveler, Astryd, Brett, Yucca, jewel-o-de-nile,
  1. Canada: Bacon-flavoured beer
  2. Cuba: Black-bean Mojitos
  3. United States: Fast food-flavoured light beer
  4. Australia: Vegemite-flavoured beer
  5. England: Curry-flavored Pims
  6. Ireland: No need to raise it any further
  7. Sweden: Lutefisk vodka
  8. Nigeria: Yam shots
  9. Mexico: Pepper-flavoured tequila. Oh wait. They have that.
  10. Which ones did I miss?
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30 comments:

  1. Nikki, 25, August 2007, 16:29 |  
    Nikki

    First! Oh wait. Gah, I’ll talk to you later. That milkshake made me sick. :puke:

     
  2. Davezilla, 25, August 2007, 16:37 |  
    Davezilla

    Here, have an egg. You’ll feel better something. :puke:

     
  3. Flash Gordon, 25, August 2007, 18:05 |  
    Flash Gordon

    Apparently a few of us don’t have much to do on this fine Saturday afternoon. 11. Poland: invade Germany. 12. Russia: mint julep vodka. :sad: :roll: :???: :wtf:

     
  4. Bigwavdave, 25, August 2007, 20:47 |  
    Bigwavdave

    Phillipines - Balut flavored San Miguel beer (Domestic)

     
  5. AnnieB, 25, August 2007, 20:52 |  
    AnnieB

    Greece: Baklava flavored Ouzo

     
  6. AnnieB, 25, August 2007, 21:00 |  
    AnnieB

    BTW, Head Dope … why did you use the British spelling of flavor on all examples EXCEPT the one for ENGLAND??!! :P

     
  7. Drusky, 25, August 2007, 21:11 |  
    Drusky

    Hawaii: Pineapple shooters Springfield: Doughnut flavored Flaming Moes Bill Clinton: Hillary getting elected making him the “First Man” Jamaica: Gonja flavored Rum China: Any drink that isn’t ‘free’…

     
  8. Drusky, 25, August 2007, 21:12 |  
    Drusky

    On August 25, 2007, Davezilla furiously scribbled: Here, have an egg. You’ll feel better something. :puke:
    9122 will be quoted here] Dave, stop egging her on… :roll:

     
  9. t1nyturtle, 25, August 2007, 21:14 |  
    t1nyturtle

    France: champagne-flavored vodka

     
  10. Chris S, 25, August 2007, 21:17 |  

    Belgium: Curry or Paprika flavored beer.

    They seem to be obsessed with curry and paprika here. :wtf: Belgium does have a lot of damn good beer already… I should know, I am drinking one now. mmmmmmm….Hoegaarden :)

     
  11. April, 25, August 2007, 21:29 |  

    Um. Italy, Nutella flavored wine?

     
  12. misterarthur, 25, August 2007, 21:50 |  
    misterarthur

    Pakistan: Hindi flavored arrak :twisted:

     
  13. Meagan, 25, August 2007, 22:09 |  
    Meagan

    Antarctica: Fish-head beer wine for all those fancy tuxedoed penguins. :P

     
  14. Meagan, 25, August 2007, 22:11 |  
    Meagan

    Oops, I meant Fish-head wine, not beer wine. I gotta stop mixing my drinks. :P

     
  15. chainstay, 25, August 2007, 22:20 |  

    Finland: Herring flavored vodka with cabbage back.

     
  16. Pablo, 25, August 2007, 23:45 |  
    Pablo

    Columbia - cocoa flavored brews Virgin Islands - No more virgin drinks San Francisco - Ass flavored ales Any college - give them a buck My work - Let me off 10 minutes early

     
  17. J, 26, August 2007, 5:24 |  

    For me I’ll take a pepperoni with green olives vodka with beer flavor added,and try to not pass out from the luxury of it all :o

     
  18. J, 26, August 2007, 5:26 |  

    Canada-snow cone rum

     
  19. Spud, 26, August 2007, 7:28 |  
    Spud

    Australia - BBQ Steak flavoured beer New Zealand - Sheep dip Japan - Raw hops, barley and yeast (the sushi of beers)

     
  20. patrick, 26, August 2007, 9:52 |  

    Ireland- Either tell them the Pope decreed it or that the Queen outlawed it! Jamaica- Put a nice fat bud in the bottle. Scotland-Uh, never mind. Poland-serve it in cups so those idiots don’t have to figure out how to open a can or bottle.

     
  21. Meagan, 26, August 2007, 10:45 |  
    Meagan

    The Galaxy: Non-stop Pan Galactic Gargleblasters!

     
  22. Bigwavdave, 26, August 2007, 13:01 |  
    Bigwavdave

    On August 26, 2007, Meagan furiously scribbled: The Galaxy: Non-stop Pan Galactic Gargleblasters!
    9164 will be quoted here]

    One large gold brick and a slice of lemon please. :D

     
  23. Lung the Younger, 27, August 2007, 3:35 |  

    Saudi Arabia: Reduce the penalty for drinking alcohol to life imprisonment. Brazil: Free haircut (ehem) with every Caipirinha. India: Have Southern Comfort open a chain of call centers.
    Seattle: Pass a law that you’re only allowed drink on rainy days. Chappaquiddick Island: Announce the annual bridge-missing contest. Sweden: Launch a national happy hour - Only 30 bucks a beer! Mongolia: Produce a brand of vodka called ‘I Can’t Believe It’s Not Yak Milk!’.
    The Vatican: Add a super-size option to the sacrament of Communion.

     
  24. Jon - The DC Traveler, 27, August 2007, 8:54 |  
    • Italy - Meatball flavored grappa
     
  25. Astryd, 27, August 2007, 11:05 |  
    Astryd

    ZillaGirl Flavored Beer/Wine/Vodka/Bourbon/etc! Ooh jello shots with little ZillaGirl mint figurines molded into them. You wanna eat out the ZillaGirl first then swallow the rest. :twisted:

     
  26. Drusky, 27, August 2007, 15:39 |  
    Drusky

    On August 27, 2007, Astryd furiously scribbled: ZillaGirl Flavored Beer/Wine/Vodka/Bourbon/etc! Ooh jello shots with little ZillaGirl mint figurines molded into them. You wanna eat out the ZillaGirl first then swallow the rest. :twisted:
    9198 will be quoted here] Wouldn’t that be like a tootsie pop? How many licks does it to take to get to the creamy center? :P

     
  27. Brett, 27, August 2007, 16:59 |  

    Italy: Pizza-flavored Spumante Belgium: Frites-with-mayo-flavored blanche-beer Bavaria: Sausageundsauerkraut-pilsener New Orleans: Lobster martini with a shrimp twist Scotland: Haggis-topped dark ale Australia: hot meat pie floaters in jugs of chilled lager

     
  28. Yucca, 27, August 2007, 19:40 |  

    Wisconsin:Cheese flavored milk w/khalua Idaho:Potato Vodka…oh already got that one. Alaska:perma frost martinis Nevada: It’s still in Vegas and that’s where it’s stayin’ Montana:Broke Back Beer

     
  29. Davezilla, 28, August 2007, 7:40 |  
    Davezilla

    On August 27, 2007, Lung the Younger furiously scribbled: Saudi Arabia: Reduce the penalty for drinking alcohol to life imprisonment. Brazil: Free haircut (ehem) with every Caipirinha. India: Have Southern Comfort open a chain of call centers. Seattle: Pass a law that you’re only allowed drink on rainy days. Chappaquiddick Island: Announce the annual bridge-missing contest. Sweden: Launch a national happy hour - Only 30 bucks a beer! Mongolia: Produce a brand of vodka called ‘I Can’t Believe It’s Not Yak Milk!’. The Vatican: Add a super-size option to the sacrament of Communion.
    9185 will be quoted here]

    You had me at India. :puke: :java:

     
  30. jewel-o-de-nile, 31, August 2007, 10:31 |  

    Kenya: beer flavored beer; just give them an excuss -any excuss (even “today is almost friday” day will do)

    :P :twisted: :boob: :wang: :undies: :lol: :evil: :?: :wtf: :boob: :boob: :dead: :kiss: :limp: :!:by the way, these are some of those exsusses to have a 13 pack of beer