Her job?

Posted by Davezilla 21 August, 2007 Latest: patrick, Bigwavdave, sweet t, Pookazilla, Flash Gordon,

Her job?

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33 comments:

  1. tian, 21, August 2007, 14:45 |  

    What if you are not married? Just toss it and buy a new one?

     
  2. Minnie, 21, August 2007, 14:51 |  
    Minnie

    WTF?! :evil:

     
  3. Jamie, 21, August 2007, 14:56 |  

    :lol: IF HE DOES IT HE WILL MESS IT UP FOR SURE!!! :lol:

     
  4. Jamie, 21, August 2007, 14:56 |  

    :lol: IF HE DOES IT HE WILL MESS IT UP FOR SURE!!! :lol:

     
  5. Bjorn Freeh, 21, August 2007, 14:56 |  
    Bjorn Freeh

    What a stupid thing to say… she doesn’t get paid for it so how can it be a job?

     
  6. Nicolette, 21, August 2007, 16:18 |  

    :dead: That’s a good way to get both slapped and divorced in one day! :dead:

     
  7. Duker, 21, August 2007, 16:36 |  
    Duker

    I don’t get paid to mow the lawn yet it’s still MY job! On the same note, I don’t pay her to blow…………. However, something tells me I ain’t gonna see that shirt again!!

    As for the vid….WTF! :wtf:

     
  8. Meagan, 21, August 2007, 16:42 |  
    Meagan

    Try that and you’ll get a hot iron up the side of your head! :evil:

     
  9. Bjorn Freeh, 21, August 2007, 17:05 |  
    Bjorn Freeh

    [Comment ID #198928 will be quoted here]

    Sounds like mowing is your hobby…

     
  10. Astryd, 21, August 2007, 18:37 |  

    Well, there you have it, in print. House chores are are officially “her JOB”. :roll: I can add Housewife to my resume.
    …I prefer Domestic Engineer… :P

     
  11. Spud, 21, August 2007, 19:06 |  

    Nobody does it like a woman…

     
  12. StevieC, 21, August 2007, 19:48 |  
    StevieC

    I’m not married. I’ll never have clean clothes again. :?:

     
  13. Drusky, 21, August 2007, 20:56 |  

    [Comment ID #198932 will be quoted here]
    How about ‘Domestic Dwelling Technician’?
    :twisted:

     
  14. Maddog, 21, August 2007, 21:09 |  

    I just want to meet the dumbass who would actually buy something like this and be stupid enough to take it home to the other half. that would be like saying “this end up when filled with liquid,” or puoring piss otta boot with the directions on the heel. :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

     
  15. Astryd, 21, August 2007, 21:15 |  

    LATEST POLL: Better than a warm butt on a cold night.

    You come home late one winter night, exhausted from the traffic on the icy roads, the presence of your fingertips would only apparent by sight. At home you are embraced by a toasty warmth and scent that makes you think of camping outdoors under the stars. The fireplace gives your home a passionate glow awakening your desire for that body you know awaits your arrival in the bedroom.
    My silhouette is alluring even under all the layers of thick covers that keep me warm until your arrival. Stripping down to your birthday suit you slide into bed right behind me. Feeling the coldness of your flesh I press my back against your bare chest, wrap my legs around yours like roots of a tree and push my butt against your cock. The intense heat eminating from my body makes you hot…in more than one way. ;) :P :twisted: …

    I’m not too sure I agree with BETTER than a warm butt on a cold night. :oops:

     
  16. family jules, 21, August 2007, 21:39 |  

    It’s obviously a sign generator. Most men’s clothing are bought by the wives for their husbands (for very good reasons) and we usually check the tags for care and content. This would never have made it back to the house to begin with!

     
  17. Mandy, 21, August 2007, 22:11 |  
    Mandy

    “give it to your wife”
    i love it when my man gives it to me. :wang:

     
  18. Drusky, 21, August 2007, 22:22 |  

    Damn, Astryd… Now my mouse needs a cold shower! :wang:

    Forget ‘Domestic Dwelling Technician’. You should teach classes in ‘Sweaty WuggleBunnies Engineering’ or ‘Exotic Pole-Dancing Technician’. BTW, do you need a pole? :P

     
  19. Lake Effect, 21, August 2007, 23:48 |  
    Lake Effect

    Ohhh Astryd… :wang:

    Anybody got a kleenex, a cigarette & a defibrillator?

     
  20. junkman, 21, August 2007, 23:55 |  

    in this age of political correctness i can’t write what i know needs to be said because i’m worried about how it may be received but i must say that it does seem obvious, that if this is 100% cotton, on the hierarchical scale, the colored help should be looking after it. the wife has certain responsibilities that dictate the priority of her duty. her attention should always be directed to the facillitation of her husbands immediate pleasure without the distraction of menial tasks. yours truly, helen “girly” brown.

     
  21. Lung the Younger, 22, August 2007, 3:35 |  

    If I gave that to my wife, she would certainly use the chlorinated bleach and hot iron but not on the shirt. And there probably wouldn’t be any warm tumbling for at least a week.

     
  22. patrick, 22, August 2007, 8:42 |  

    So how long after those shirts made it to the market do you think it took for the moron that thought “give it to your wife, it’s her job” was out on his ass looking for another job with a :wtf: look on his face?
    Astryd, I wish it were permissible to embellish your lustful tale without enduring the wrath of the Republican Thought Police. Regardless, thanks for warming the cockles of my heart. And the heart of my cockles! :wang:

     
  23. Bigwavdave, 22, August 2007, 9:18 |  

    [Comment ID #198940 will be quoted here]

    I’m coming over…NOW!

     
  24. sweet t, 22, August 2007, 10:03 |  

    All I have to say is my Word. :???:

     
  25. Meagan, 22, August 2007, 14:58 |  
    Meagan

    Astryd, you have such a wonderful way with words that even I’m turned on! :twisted:

     
  26. Astryd, 23, August 2007, 0:08 |  

    Pole?…I suppose I could use another at the other end of my bedroom… ;)

    Meagan, in that case:
    Feeling the coldness of your flesh I press my back against your bare chest, wrap my legs around yours like roots of a tree and push my butt against your trembling thighs. My warm fingertips sluggishly travel from resting atop my leg to yours, smoothly sliding against your fresh skin leaving a trail of flames that only engulf you more. Hungrily I moan and purr, knowing that any moment now, unable to resist, you’re fire will be mine. :P

     
  27. Pookazilla, 23, August 2007, 12:05 |  

    I don’t ever want this thread to end. :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang:

     
  28. Flash Gordon, 23, August 2007, 15:28 |  

    Great balls o’ fire, Astryd! Sure you’re not
    channeling the spirit of Anais Nin?? :wang: :wang: :twisted:

     
  29. Astryd, 23, August 2007, 17:45 |  

    Oh thank you! I’ll take that as a compliment. :lol: :oops: :P I wish. Like Anais Nin, I did start writing this stuff at about 11yo though but none of it’s been published. I’ll put it all in a journal to be published when I die… ;)

     
  30. Astryd, 23, August 2007, 18:10 |  

    Patrick-Embellish all you want…please…unaffected by the RTP. …Make My kitty purr… :twisted:

    But please explain ‘Republican Thought Police’ I know/understand sex, not politics. :P

     
  31. Mandy, 24, August 2007, 20:25 |  
    Mandy

    [Comment ID #198940 will be quoted here]

    i don’t have a :wang:. will u still press your :thong: against me? (bats eyes) :kiss:

     
  32. Flash Gordon, 24, August 2007, 21:07 |  

    Mandy, may I get in the middle of you two? I have a
    :wang: :kiss: :boob: :thong:

     
  33. Astryd, 27, August 2007, 10:23 |  

    [Comment ID #199088 will be quoted here]
    ABSOLUTELY!! We can always buy a :wang: .
    [Comment ID #199090 will be quoted here]
    Definitely, just give us a bit. :twisted: