I managed to prove all three of these laws in the past two days.
Bigwavdave, 19, August 2007, 1:59 |
Dave - This is not actually probable. It’s something you can absolutely count on.
There is ALWAYS one more idiot than you counted on.
Spud, 19, August 2007, 7:29 |
#3 has always held a certain appeal for me.
Chris S., 19, August 2007, 8:51 |
May I submit an addendum to #1: Probability is also increased by wearing lighter color in clothes. Stains are most likely to happen when wearing white. Khaki pants also have a very high probability of staination. Namely while driving and drinking Dr. Pepper.
Or having to wear white head to toe for an entire year. Stains seemed to jump on me from five feet away. Natalie can attest to this.
patrick, 19, August 2007, 10:22 |
1c. If I am dining at a rib joint for an unplanned event I most assuredly will be wearing a white shirt. Most likely a dress shirt, good Egyptian cotton. I’ve almost convinced myself to douse me with sauce upon seating, thus avoiding the inexorable delay of the inevitable.
patrick, 19, August 2007, 11:40 |
“Bad Day at the Office”- If only we wouldn’t get fired for taking out our frustrations in a physical manner over machines that do not operate in a logical fashion. I give our copier a swift kick in the stand on a regular basis. It doesn’t hurt the copier and it makes me feel so much better.
Mandy, 19, August 2007, 14:22 |
was that guy actually trying to photocopy his monitor?? no wai!
Mandy, 19, August 2007, 14:23 |
#6 the hotter your date is, the greater the chance of your period starting early
1a. The chance of spilling water on your crotch while washing your hands in the bathroom increases if you have to walk out into a brightly lit and populated room…
6. The probability of your white cat or dog shedding all over you as you leave for work increases if you wear dark clothing. Special bonus for forgetting to put a new lint roller in your car…
7. The more exciting the game is, the more likely the cable or dish feed is to fuzz out.
8. Installing new white carpet enhances the possibilty of your kid and friends coming in and having a grape juice and pizza pocket party.
The kinkier the sex, the greater the probability that you forgot to lock the door.
Severity of the random “one-time ‘crime’”; Possibility of being caught.
Bjorn Freeh, 20, August 2007, 17:22 |
The later I am for work, the better the chances that I’ll catch all the lights green, find a parking space right by the door, I won’t have to wait for an elevator and someone will hold the office door open for me.
IS THE WHOLE FREAKIN’ WORLD CONSPIRING AGAINST ME?
I managed to prove all three of these laws in the past two days.
Dave - This is not actually probable. It’s something you can absolutely count on.
There is ALWAYS one more idiot than you counted on.
#3 has always held a certain appeal for me.
May I submit an addendum to #1: Probability is also increased by wearing lighter color in clothes. Stains are most likely to happen when wearing white. Khaki pants also have a very high probability of staination. Namely while driving and drinking Dr. Pepper.
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Or having to wear white head to toe for an entire year. Stains seemed to jump on me from five feet away. Natalie can attest to this.
1c. If I am dining at a rib joint for an unplanned event I most assuredly will be wearing a white shirt. Most likely a dress shirt, good Egyptian cotton. I’ve almost convinced myself to douse me with sauce upon seating, thus avoiding the inexorable delay of the inevitable.
“Bad Day at the Office”- If only we wouldn’t get fired for taking out our frustrations in a physical manner over machines that do not operate in a logical fashion. I give our copier a swift kick in the stand on a regular basis. It doesn’t hurt the copier and it makes me feel so much better.
was that guy actually trying to photocopy his monitor?? no wai!
#6 the hotter your date is, the greater the chance of your period starting early
The chance of your parents calling or dropping by unexpectedly is highest when you’re watching porn.
Schwartiniger Day?
1a. The chance of spilling water on your crotch while washing your hands in the bathroom increases if you have to walk out into a brightly lit and populated room…
6. The probability of your white cat or dog shedding all over you as you leave for work increases if you wear dark clothing. Special bonus for forgetting to put a new lint roller in your car…
7. The more exciting the game is, the more likely the cable or dish feed is to fuzz out.
8. Installing new white carpet enhances the possibilty of your kid and friends coming in and having a grape juice and pizza pocket party.
All the good ones
:boob: are taken. 
Raining immediately upon exiting the car wash.
The kinkier the sex, the greater the probability that you forgot to lock the door.
Severity of the random “one-time ‘crime’”; Possibility of being caught.
The later I am for work, the better the chances that I’ll catch all the lights green, find a parking space right by the door, I won’t have to wait for an elevator and someone will hold the office door open for me.
IS THE WHOLE FREAKIN’ WORLD CONSPIRING AGAINST ME?