NO BODY MAKES LIKE IT
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Ugh! and it’s power too?!
Love the link of the day! Gonna print it in bold! Each ‘thing’ on it’s own individual sheet and post them all over town where these guys tend to gather like gas station restrooms and the outside of the “in” door at a bar… 
Astryd - If guys are hanging around gas station restrooms in your neighborhood, you NEED to move. Also, don’t tell me the “tips” in the link are things you’ve run into on a regular basis?
Finally, today’s post: I’ve got your Power Falafel, right here!
Breast samich eva…
You are knowing you want one buddy
You are knowing you want one buddy
-i appreciate frank for shedding light on all bush’s dark little schemes today and every day.
-so i knew storks had something to do with babies but that was ridiculous.
-hmmmm….7 again? that must mean all perverts are republican.
-so…everybody makes hate it?
What you no also love falafel power sandwich?
yes you do and buddy wanting one you know you are!
Screw it-The power of wanting a falafel sandwich-they arent readily available around here but just the word falafel makes me hungry-here you try falafel,falafel,falafel-Yes
I would also like to try the breast sandwich ever!
you better be beleiving it power falefel will reach to you Chick peas of the world unite remember a vegetarian with diaharea is called a salad shooter
Nobody beats their meat when it comes to the power falafel
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Best stedging falafel …. ever!
i suppose an innocent stedge from behind or an innocuous brushing of the quintopus on a packed subway could be mistaken for pervasion any old day of the week.
But I thought I made the best falafel power sandwich ever!
Just eat one!
Frank Rich? Frank Rich? Who the fuck is Frank Rich? You say there’s cake in the breakroom? Frank Rich, we appreciate you. A felluva hella.
Hey! That looks familiar…
Hey! That looks like Cleveland! Does the Sultan own a restaurant?
I just had a falafel…and I feel awful!
Bogwavdave-Men seem to be going to the restroom in groups now, women just do their thing out in the open (short of actually peeing and taking a dump).
#1 I must ‘powder my nose’, come with me?
#2 To the mens bathroom?! Like, with all the other guys?! ok?!
I seem to have some sort of pervert magnetism, which is ok but c’mon, be a little more creative 
or have the nerve to be a bit more blunt ;) ! Otherwise, you won’t even cause a blip on my radar! 
I know how that’s gonna turn out, ba chi chi waa waa…
More things that will make women think you are a perv Grocery store edition
Feeling all of the melons while moaning “oh baby”.
Take turns putting a cucumber, a zuchini & a large carrot in your pants.
Winking at everyone who walks through the Adult diaper section.
Asking for recomendations in the condom isle.
Stand next to the foot long wiener display rocking back and forth on your heals with your hands in your pockets and a big grin.
Falafil- an appetizer or snack consisting of a small croquette made with fava-bean flour or ground chick peas, seasoned with toasted sesame seeds and salt, often served in pita bread.
There you go you pervs. Its not as bad as you make to be. Where the hell is your head Pablo???? Gez, sounds like you have experience in what you said. So have you picked up many women that way -
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1. You may want to look up humor in the dictionary; it may give you a sense of one.
2. Some of the comments, including Pablo’s, refer to the link of the day. Check it out; it may give you a sense of understanding.
3. We’re all perverts here and we have our own stedging way of doing things. (yes, we know what it means; that’s why we decided to give it our own definition). And in case you’re wondering, we’re not bad, we’re just drawn that way.
No wait, I take that back … we’re fucking stedged up, down, sideways, from behind, with whips in hand, chains in tow, and sloppy seconds waiting in the next room. We’re not just pervs, we’re stedged up horn dogs and dames. We’re from Zillaland and we like it that way!
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Mucho Gracias Senor
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someone hasn’t been laid in a while. grouchy!!!
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Don’t you mean mucho stedging gracias?
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Save the stedging for offieratt
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Stedge Up? *mmm*…Down? *ooohh*…Sideways? *Aaaahhhh*…From Behind? *gasp, purr*…
Ooh baby, I love it when you talk stedgy.
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Amen to that! God bless Zillaland!
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Okay, I think I need to set you straight as well…..I may be a twisted, evil, dark soul that I am refered to as “L’amina di Ombre”, but even I have a sense of humor………
I agree with Mandy, sounds like somebody needs to get laid…….so I have an idea……go stedge yourself…….
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There lies the problem… How can you get laid when even your own hand falls asleep on you?
A couple of times I could have used a line, that I had thought up, on some ladies but I knew it would be too pervy (and just plain bad). It’s “Just because I’m in a wheelchair doesn’t mean my third leg doesn’t work.”