Prepare to be frightened
Special Guest Author: It’s Me Maven
- Kokigami: Performance Enhancing Adornments for the Adventurous Man
- Ouchy the Clown
- Brief Jerky!
- Karate guy craps his pants [Video]
- The “Man Mitt”
- Rent a Dildo [NSFW]
Special Guest Author: It’s Me Maven
Complete this sentence #27 (182)
Keeping abreast of my readers #2 (152)
What is your kryptonite? (128)
More people we can safely dislike (113)
A pigment of my imagination (106)
Note to Self, No. 6,001 (103)
Keeping abreast of my readers (94)
Caption Time #105 (94)
Top Signs You May Be a Walking Asshole (92)
More people we dislike: The unwashed masses (91)
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1 uh ok
2 you mean Kinky da Clown
3 reminds me of Lary the Cable Guy and them eatable under shorts
4 Realy shitty man
5 I got 1 for Christmas 1 year
6 or a Ding-A-Ling
Anything Else??
When I see links like these and some of the crap people spend all that time creating, I feel a LOT better about being so lazy. At least the weinergami is artisitc and you don’t HAVE to put it on your Johnson… or in this case your Wang. But $130 for brief jerky?
i want to see at least one of your (male) readers trying out that man mitt. or you, dave. how about it? doesn’t natalie knit?
I’m am scared of paper cuts, clowns wearing leather, anything that would make my dog bite my crotch, any man on top of me (he doesn’t have to have crapped his pants, but that does make it worse), people who have enough time to knit dick cozies and anything that would put my dick out of work.
You nailed it. Damn scary stuff
I want a pair of the Brief Jerkys to have more fun when I tell people to “Eat My Meat”.
The six links to my past..
I’m not renting my dildo out to anybody!
“The Man Mitt” Now that’s interesting! Does it come in size XXXXL?
:P