Prepare to be frightened

Special Guest Author: It’s Me Maven

  1. Kokigami: Performance Enhancing Adornments for the Adventurous Man
  2. Ouchy the Clown
  3. Brief Jerky!
  4. Karate guy craps his pants [Video]
  5. The “Man Mitt”
  6. Rent a Dildo [NSFW]

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9 comments:

  1. TaterSalad, 31, July 2007, 23:39 |  

    1 uh ok

    2 you mean Kinky da Clown

    3 reminds me of Lary the Cable Guy and them eatable under shorts

    4 Realy shitty man

    5 I got 1 for Christmas 1 year

    6 or a Ding-A-Ling

    Anything Else??

     
  2. Chris S, 1, August 2007, 3:11 |  

    When I see links like these and some of the crap people spend all that time creating, I feel a LOT better about being so lazy. At least the weinergami is artisitc and you don’t HAVE to put it on your Johnson… or in this case your Wang. But $130 for brief jerky? :wtf:

     
  3. Mandy, 1, August 2007, 7:11 |  
    Mandy

    i want to see at least one of your (male) readers trying out that man mitt. or you, dave. how about it? doesn’t natalie knit? :wang:

     
  4. Pablo, 1, August 2007, 10:35 |  
    Pablo

    I’m am scared of paper cuts, clowns wearing leather, anything that would make my dog bite my crotch, any man on top of me (he doesn’t have to have crapped his pants, but that does make it worse), people who have enough time to knit dick cozies and anything that would put my dick out of work.

    You nailed it. Damn scary stuff

     
  5. Astryd, 1, August 2007, 11:24 |  
    Astryd

    I want a pair of the Brief Jerkys to have more fun when I tell people to “Eat My Meat”. :twisted:

     
  6. Youre Welcome, 1, August 2007, 15:01 |  
    Youre Welcome

    The six links to my past.. :?:

     
  7. Meagan, 1, August 2007, 20:56 |  
    Meagan

    I’m not renting my dildo out to anybody! :wtf:

     
  8. TimM, 2, August 2007, 5:55 |  

    “The Man Mitt” Now that’s interesting! Does it come in size XXXXL?

     
  9. Drusky, 2, August 2007, 20:46 |  
    Drusky

    On August 01, 2007, Astryd furiously scribbled: I want a pair of the Brief Jerkys to have more fun when I tell people to “Eat My Meat”. :twisted:
    7094 will be quoted here] We’ll even get you a thong made out of slim jims…

    :P