Caption Time #188
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What is it?
I dont know!
Whats what I can’t see a thing!
Hay did you order mexican again?
Blue 42 and Break!!!
ZZ Top discuss the theory of reincarnation with the Cat Formerly Known as Prince.
Oooh, that’s not a cat, is it?
A “Yakking Mexican Stand-Off”!
With their fates now painfully sealed, 3 short sighted yaks unknowingly wander too close to the territory of a rarely seen and deadly creature, The Miniature Iraqi Exploding Cattledog. Stangely enough through a chemical reaction the dog activates in its tiny and primitve brain, this typically reclusive creature has the ability to destroy everything within a 20 foot radius, including itself, but only does so as a matter of self-protection when it feels threatened.
Also observe the last known patch of green in all of Iraq…which will soon become a smoldering crater. Such is the wonders of nature…
Duuuuuuuuude, who shaved Marvin?
“I see John, Paul, and George, but where’s Ringo?” asks Brian.
all right which of you dudes got my girl pregnant
What is it?
I don’t know
Step on it.
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No, it’s a Taco Bell dog.
“I don’t care what it is, I’m gonna screw it.”
3 blondes; 1 brunette. I’d say that it’s pretty evenly matched.
Mr & Mrs Yakavish, I’m here to pick up your Daughter, Hot Lips Sally.
S A L L Y !!!! oh didnt see you standing there.
Hi Paco, I’m ready.
Paco thinking to himself you dam well better be cuz i anit wasteing time on fore play
-in the latest poll masturbation and procrastination are neck and neck. are we putting off ’til tommorrow that which could be pulled off today?
Si! That is right, bow down before your new master!
[Comment ID #196617 will be quoted here]i’ve never quoted myself before but in re-thought this might mean we have alot of time on our hands.
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very funny. cracked my ass up. I hear it in Ashton’s voice “Dude, Where’s my Hair?”
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Actually that is about the only thing I DON’T procrastinate.
I hope the tie breaker is in my favor so I can win 2 polls in a row!
Blonde #1 Please help us oh wise and merciful one!
Blonde #2 Help us, we can’t see! We need your healing hands!
Blonde #3 Where are you? We’re blind again, please forgive us our sins and bless us with sight.
Blonde #2 We promise not to do it again.
Brunette: *
omg every couple of months all I do is cut their hair!*
(no offense to my beautiful brainy blonde ZillaGirlz)
Whoa! I’m pants-less today
!! Cool beans!!!
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Such liberty…Such freedom…I love America!!!
(That’s the most patriotic you’ll ever see coming from me
Link of the day: I want someone to fill my hole…
Astryd - Hole-filling is my specialty. Let’s pick a cavity and get to work.
“We beg you, tiny dog! Don’t kill & eat us!
We bow before your might and awesome power!”
Dave? Are you spying on us again?
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I think he’s either (A) dreaming or (B) hoping for pictures. Kinda like the rest of us, actually.
“Is it poop?” “Don’t know.”
“Looks like poop!” “Doesn’t smell like it.”
” Hey dude step on it and see if it’s poop?”
“Is it poop?” “Don’t know.”
“Looks like poop!” “Doesn’t smell like it.”
” Hey dude step on it and see if it’s poop?”
“YELP!!” “does poop make noise when you step in it?”
Oh great. Mexican Hillbillies!
Yak, yak, yak.
“Eewwww - Tastes like poop, too.
I think it’s poop.”
Looks Like Poop
Smells Like Poop
Taste Like Poop
Acts Like Poop
Must Be A Dog
:boob:he he he :boob:he he he
Alrighty now. Here’s da plan:
youse three make lots of noises and I’ll go unlock the gate and then we’ll all run like hell and get the f@ck out of here! Youse got that?
you’re looking for a what…oh ok follow the river turn left no right no i mean swim across the river walk 200 miles and you will see the taco bell….Good luck
…across the plains of terror, through the jungles of death then pass under the bellies of the Yaks to find my princess…….CRAP, I’m gonna get stepped on! Hmmm is she Really worth it?
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I think Dave forgot AnnieB…
Dave, how could you?
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He knows EVERY day is pants off day for me!
does dog tast like chicken to?
Just the pants? Cuz it’s kinda hot in here and I could use some cooling off.
“Are you thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’? Midget tossing time!”