Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

40 comments:

1. mikeB, 25, July 2007, 6:47 |  
   

   Lick a Chick: reported to be Rosie O’Donnell’s favorite restaurant.

    
2. sledge, 25, July 2007, 7:02 |  
   it’s right next door to the cunnilingus cafe

    
3. AlexBallew, 25, July 2007, 7:18 |  
   Is Mandy being served here?

    
4. Chris S, 25, July 2007, 7:31 |  
   Is that kind of like Suck a Duck? (a reference from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)

   Good thing it’s not a burger joint called Lick-A-Heifer.
   Or a hot dog stand called Bite-A-Weiner…
   Or a Mexican place called Munch-A-Taco…

   Those slogan translations are awesome. Keep ‘em comin’!

    
5. harley, 25, July 2007, 7:56 |  
   I guesse we know who the prison bitch is!

    
6. Spud, 25, July 2007, 8:12 |  
   Ha, that’s some finger lickin chicken right there…

   

    
7. Randy, 25, July 2007, 8:33 |  
   They serve their food “lickety-split”!

    
8. patrick, 25, July 2007, 8:49 |  
   Dude, we are soooo there! Dude! Dude? Dude, where’s my car?

    
9. patrick, 25, July 2007, 8:50 |  
   Dude, we are soooo there! Dude! Dude? Dude, where’s my car?

    
10. Lung the Younger, 25, July 2007, 9:13 |  
    Cunnilsaunders?

     
11. Lung the Younger, 25, July 2007, 9:17 |  
    I’ve heard that the head waitress will bend over backwards to serve you.
    The only problem is when you order a tender strip with a couple of small boneless wings, you still end up with a big greasy Bargain Bucket and a coleslaw on your lip.

     
12. AnnieB, 25, July 2007, 9:41 |  
    

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    … and she’s hard to understand because her mouth’s always full. (”head” waitress)

     
13. Pablo, 25, July 2007, 12:58 |  
    

    After several attempts to find the right name to bring in customers the Lesbos sisters narrowed it down to three choices. Dunkin my Donut, Taste-me Please, and lick-a-chick. Luckily this stategy worked and the Hooter’s next door had to close it’s doors.

    Now the Homo brothers did not fair as well with their banana on a stick franchise.

     
14. ChzPlz, 25, July 2007, 13:28 |  
    I have eaten at this place! In Antigonish, Nova Scotia, Canada.

    How many chicks could a chick-licker lick if a chick-licker could lick chicks?

    and… of course… being in Canada, if the chick-licker happens to be a chick herself, the chick-licker and the chick-lickee can get married.

    All this chick-licking is getting my tongue twisted.

     
15. StevieC, 25, July 2007, 13:38 |  
    

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    Actually, it’s in Bras D’Or Cape Breton, but you’re close. And there’s nothing wrong with twisting your tongue when you’re chick-licking.

    I took this shot during a recent road trip. The Zilla girls know how much I love road trips!

     
16. Tater Salad, 25, July 2007, 14:09 |  
    and you thought the Colonel was talking about Chicken!

    Finger Licking Good

    Good Stuff Manerd

     
17. junkman, 25, July 2007, 15:23 |  
    i wonder if the waiters get tired of customers complaining about hairs found in the pie?

     
18. AnnieB, 25, July 2007, 15:32 |  
    

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    Nah … they only serve smoothies.

     
19. Diesel, 25, July 2007, 18:34 |  
    I like mine with a nice cream sauce. Mmmmm.

     
20. Drusky, 25, July 2007, 18:47 |  
    Nothing like a nice, juicy breast! I’ll take two!

     
21. chainstay, 25, July 2007, 21:15 |  
    I wonder if the competition is called, “Suck a Cock.”

     
22. wantwit, 25, July 2007, 22:50 |  
    since i don’t have a place to post these things.

    here’s an interesting link: Power Twins Unite! Form of…

     
23. Bigwavdave, 26, July 2007, 13:11 |  
    Is that a franchise? There must be one in San Francisco.

    Lick-A-Chick :boob:

    Lick-A-Dick - - - Astryd?

     
24. Astryd, 26, July 2007, 15:32 |  
    Yes, I started my business for the women who love to suck :wang:cock. I currently have 13 locations throughout the US and am constantly hiring new wait staff because of the opportunities for promotion with such firmly growing business.
    Just remember, the customer is always right. Male applicants only.
    I’m not ownly the owner, I’m also a regular a customer! :P :P :P

     
25. Bigwavdave, 26, July 2007, 16:36 |  
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    May I assume you are personally training the staff?

     
26. Astryd, 26, July 2007, 18:03 |  
    Of course! They are trained by the best!
    Once a week I bring in the ZillaGirlz for free “dinner and drinks” to do a practice run and ensure personally that my customers are leaving satisfied and my staff is in their BEST behavior and isn’t showing up half-cocked or s-lacking!

    For anyone interested in aquiring a position, we are always looking for fresh meat!

     
27. Flash Gordon, 26, July 2007, 22:59 |  
    Astryd, Could you pleash (hic) open a branch of
    your establishment in Chattanooga, TN. It could
    then service North Georgia, where I am located at
    this time.

     
28. Caete, 27, July 2007, 0:52 |  
    Good restaurant, for one cafe! :java:

     
29. Caete, 27, July 2007, 0:52 |  
    Good restaurant, for one cafe! :java:

     
30. Caete, 27, July 2007, 0:52 |  
    Good restaurant, for one cafe! :java:

     
31. Caete, 27, July 2007, 1:04 |  
    It forgives for the repeated message. Which plugin of the WP that you placed to vote and democracy? Its site organized and well structuralized you, you of congratulations. God protects you, everything of good.

     
32. Davezilla, 27, July 2007, 8:35 |  
    

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33. Astryd, 27, July 2007, 10:32 |  
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    Definitely! We have just gotten our walking legs and plan to spread them in that direction… !!
    (ha, you would think I just got my analogies mixed up… )

     
34. tbit, 27, July 2007, 12:00 |  
    Hey! That was on the highway on the way to my Grandmother’s place. A few years ago they even produced postcards considering how popular they were. The chicken was OK.

     
35. TimM, 27, July 2007, 22:16 |  
    Apparently “Caete” has an english translation problem too.

     
36. Spud, 28, July 2007, 1:07 |  
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    Engrish at work again…

     
37. kcbulldog, 28, July 2007, 4:22 |  
    so funny!!

     
38. kcbulldog, 28, July 2007, 4:29 |  
    man:wang:dy

     
39. crash, 28, July 2007, 6:08 |  
    

    I’ll take the hair pie with a side of mashed potatoes and chocolate pudding for desert and what time did you say you got off :P :P :P

     
40. Meagan, 29, July 2007, 15:59 |  
    

    I can only imagine what the grand opening was like.