God 3.99

Posted by Davezilla 24 July, 2007 Latest: pablo, Meagan, tinamarie, crash, ghostrider57,

God 3.99

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30 comments:

  1. Spud, 24, July 2007, 0:10 |  

    Ah, just what I always wanted God for $3.99 a kilo, or was that per pound?

    A heavenly dish is sure to follow…

     
  2. Drusky, 24, July 2007, 1:16 |  

    Can I use coupons to buy God? Is there a money back guarantee?

    I highly recommend the video of the day for the ZillaGirlz to watch as homework… :P

     
  3. Lung the Younger, 24, July 2007, 4:10 |  

    It’d be handier if you were a Hindu coz I’m sure you could knock them down to 6 Gods for 20.00.

     
  4. Chris S, 24, July 2007, 5:27 |  

    I figured it was only a matter of time before those door to door God salesmen opened up a franchise. Wonder if they have a drive thru? :P

     
  5. StevieC, 24, July 2007, 6:39 |  
    StevieC

    Cod bless us, everyone

     
  6. sledge, 24, July 2007, 7:02 |  

    God on ice? Godsickle?

     
  7. Lung the Younger, 24, July 2007, 7:03 |  

    Has he sold his sole yet?

     
  8. StevieC, 24, July 2007, 7:17 |  
    StevieC

    Hmmm, smells like fish and tastes like heaven … :twisted:

     
  9. harley, 24, July 2007, 7:59 |  

    :boob:saving the world one pair of tits at a time! :twisted: :boob:

     
  10. junkman, 24, July 2007, 10:07 |  

    all things being equal….i choose to worship oxtanodi.

     
  11. StevieC, 24, July 2007, 10:47 |  
    StevieC

    [Comment ID #196404 will be quoted here]

    All things being equal, I choose to worship Astryd, Meagan, Mandy, AnnieB, beyonduplication, Nikki, and all the other Zilla girls! :twisted: Sa-lute! :wang:

     
  12. Tim, 24, July 2007, 10:53 |  

    I like turtles…

     
  13. Astryd, 24, July 2007, 10:57 |  

    [Comment ID #196399 will be quoted here]

    :oops: :lol: :D :P :wang: Have her shower and I’ll have a taste… :P :twisted: (BTW: I love your avatar!)

    Today is: Avoid the Letter K Day
    _elly couldn’t cut it when at came to _issing _urtis.
    She _ept _issing him on the forehead and he’d say, “_elly don’t you notice?
    You _eep _issing me on the forehead and causing my hair much distress.
    It _eeps scootin’ back up on my head my hairline may never redress.
    I have another head for you to _iss and have no fear,
    it has no hair, it’s smooth and warm and yearns your _isses dear.”
    “It puffs and stands when I’m around, I think it’s truly scared”
    “What do you mean my darling, tell me why your _isses you do not share?”
    With much concern in her eyes _elly said in _urtis’ ear
    “I _eep _issing your forehead cuz when I get close, the other sheds a tear.”

     
  14. Bjorn Freeh, 24, July 2007, 11:23 |  
    Bjorn Freeh

    [Comment ID #196398 will be quoted here]

    That’s a keeper!

     
  15. Astryd, 24, July 2007, 11:30 |  

    (needed some editing)
    Today is: Avoid the Letter K Day
    _elly couldn’t cut it when IT came to _issing _urtis.

    …when I’m around, I THIN_ it’s truly scared…

    [Comment ID #196405 will be quoted here]

    As I’ve said before…Bow Down! Get on your knees and grovel before the Omnipotent ZillaGirlz. :P :P
    Worship them and many pleasures will be granted to you… :twisted:

    We need the Alpha, Delta, Omega Reference again! ;) :lol: :P

     
  16. Tater Salad, 24, July 2007, 11:45 |  

    To the Omnipotent ZillaGirlz :wang:

    I not worthy of such geart Goddest :limp:

    of corse I worship all Goddest :P :twisted:

     
  17. Ronica, 24, July 2007, 11:56 |  

    OMG! That song is soo funny, I almost wet myself, had to watch it a few times. You should not watch at work!!

    I got God for free, why are they trying to sell what you can find if you only take the time to look?

     
  18. junkman, 24, July 2007, 12:31 |  

    [Comment ID #196408 will be quoted here]
    don’t you mean kipper?

     
  19. jeffro, 24, July 2007, 12:34 |  

    3.99 !! what a bargain! I’d pay at least 4.50. I guess they have to make God available to the masses. I wonder if the fish market qualifies for non-profit tax exemption? At these prices, they can’t be making a dime!

     
  20. AnnieB, 24, July 2007, 13:54 |  
    AnnieB

    I wonder how much the God Liver Oil is??? :roll:

     
  21. AnnieB, 24, July 2007, 14:02 |  
    AnnieB

    Betcha the Halliburt(on) is a hundred bucks a pound. :D

     
  22. Mikeme, 24, July 2007, 15:14 |  
    Mikeme

    [Comment ID #196398 will be quoted here]

    The Winner! :D

     
  23. Chris S, 24, July 2007, 15:57 |  

    Love the video! That guy is brilliant to come up with that one. Now Bush can put his own twist on it and say if you don’t show your :boob: :boob: then you support the terrorists. The whole country will have to walk around topless! Its an instant classic!

     
  24. pablo, 24, July 2007, 20:07 |  

    God - it’s whats for dinner

     
  25. pablo, 24, July 2007, 20:12 |  

    What I’m going to say to the next Jehovah”s witness that comes to my door, “I’ve already found God. He was at the Grocery store on special!”

     
  26. Meagan, 24, July 2007, 22:53 |  
    Meagan

    Holy Mackerel! :P

    [Comment ID #196405 will be quoted here]

    Kneel before the Zilla Girlz and kiss our shoes! Thou shalt please the goddesses or suffer the consequences! :twisted:

     
  27. tinamarie, 25, July 2007, 3:02 |  

    All this time I’ve been preaching my @ss off so that people will find God, and then I find him at the fish market for 3.99

    I feel so…useless. :?:

     
  28. Tater Salad, 25, July 2007, 14:18 |  

    [Comment ID #196451 will be quoted here]

    please stop preaching and they will worship the goddest you are. :twisted

    and Megan I’ll kiss more than ur shoes :P :

     
  29. crash, 28, July 2007, 6:20 |  
    crash

    hats off to all the zilla girlz :wang: :wang: :P :P :P :boob: :boob: :boob: :undies: :undies: :undies:

     
  30. ghostrider57, 29, July 2007, 2:16 |  

    Yeah tater will like every part of your body!! I aint bad either!! :wang: :P