I HAS A SUPR POWR
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come any closer and I’ll scrach your eyes out!!
So putem up, putem up, what are ya a mouse!!
I can fly! I can fly!
Oops Dave. You forgot your header.
come closer so I can scrach yuor eyes out!!
putem up, putem up, I dare ya putem up!!
come closer so I can scrach your eyes out!!
putem up, putem up, I dare ya putem up!!
come closer my dear, so I can scrach your eyes out!!!
Putem up, Putem up, I dare ya to Putem up!!
Look one of Harry’s Owl’s offspring!!
a blonde showing off her pussy? Whoa Sorry but I had to say it
“I hate it when she picks me up like this…one of these days… one of these days… pow!… right in the kisser…”
INVISIBLE CAPE!
A blonde pussy will cause this
What gorgeous pussy fur. I love looking at fur on a pussy.
And the cat, too.
“I don’t like the way you said ‘fix’ the cat. I’m pretty damn sure that I am not broken!”
STEVE HOLT!
the sultan of cleveland does graphic work now?
Courage! What makes a king out of a slave? Courage!
What makes a flag on the mast to wave? Courage!
What makes an elephant charge his tusk?
In the misty mist, or the dusky dusk?
What makes a muskrat guard his musk? Courage!
What makes the sphinx the seventh wonder? Courage!
What makes the dawn come up like thunder? Courage!
What makes the Hottentot so hot?
What puts the “ape” in apricot?
What have they got that I ain’t got?
COURAGE!
Is that the only pussy you could get?
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I hope you’re not asking Dave. He doesn’t have to find pussy, pussy finds him…and it’s Epic ZillaGirl Platinum Pussy.
I caught a mouse that was THIIIIIIS big!
Wow, Catwoman has really changed over the years.
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See! I’m not the only one!
“Now Listen up Punk! I is incharge and there will be no more “Takin’ Over the World” !!!”
“Let me at that dirty racoon and I will save the carpet for you my british lovlie”
No really, I like a pussy that is open wide and smiling for all to see
VINTAGE-1968-IDEAL-TOY-CORP-CRISSY-DOLL-GROWING-HAIR
-buy from e-bay and give her a yank for a fist full today. you may have to press her belly button!
Merrrowwwlll! Catzilla comes to eats ur hamstrs and koffs up the hairballs on ur floorz!
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Is that anything like a platinum Visa Card? Does it accrue ‘pussymiles’ with each use?
Frequent Flyer PussyMiles may be exchanged for scenic Road Trips to any destination desired in which you may aquire additional PussyMiles.
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Carefull, Astryd. Using the words ‘pussymiles’ and ‘road trips’ in the same post will get SteveC all hot and bothered…
Personally, I’d prefer to use my ‘Rollover Minutes’ on you…
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I may be hot, but I’m never bothered. When it comes to Astryd, we’re not talking about ‘just’ a road trip; we’re talking a slow scenic cruise down some of the sexiest curves you’ve ever seen. The road ain’t bad either, babe.
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Don’t think my actions(words) are unintentional.
Steve knows that. 
Rollover minutes…ooh yeah, talk dirty to me Baby!
now thats one big hairy pussy
Can I touch it? Oooo it feel hairy and soft!
:wang:
Wow Dave you got one big pussy!! Put that thing to use and get laid!