Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

35 comments:

1. junkman, 19, July 2007, 7:59 |  
   -it’s pretty sad when you have to play “london bridge is falling down” with automaton’s. those children should find a real person to play with.
   -i wonder if the little juicy on the left keeps her ballerina fluid under her bobby helmet?

    
2. junkman, 19, July 2007, 8:03 |  
   oh yeah…caption.
   “which character is anatomically correct?”

    
3. Bigwavdave, 19, July 2007, 8:34 |  
   

   That is just creepin’ me out. :puke:

    
4. Lung the Younger, 19, July 2007, 8:45 |  
   Erm, when you said you wanted to show us your golden shower unit, Mr. J., we kinda thought you meant something made out of gold.

    
5. Spud, 19, July 2007, 9:13 |  
   I second the creep out thingy.

    
6. StevieC, 19, July 2007, 9:23 |  
   

   You don’t have to look any further than MJ song titles:

   Beat It
   Scream
   In The Closet
   The Way You Make Me Feel
   Bad
   Another Part Of Me
   Smooth
   Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’
   Don’t Stop Til You Get Enough
   Give In To Me
   Smooth criminal

    
7. Lung the Younger, 19, July 2007, 9:38 |  
   By the position of their heads, this is a tunnel where the girl guides and the boy scouts.

    
8. pablo, 19, July 2007, 9:39 |  
   Well at least he is out of the closet. Sadly face placement inches from the boy’s zipper keeps this from being the video of the day.

    
9. Speedy, 19, July 2007, 9:44 |  
   OK, We are in position. Do us now.

    
10. Brad K., 19, July 2007, 9:58 |  
    Michael Jackson pauses in the entryway to his NeverLand bedroom, to admire the inspiration and beauty of the miracle of youth, and a quick reverie of the excitement of an upskirt view of little girls.

     
11. Astryd, 19, July 2007, 10:40 |  
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    the boy to the far right…

     
12. Sher, 19, July 2007, 11:01 |  
    Decisions,decisions….. which to choose?

     
13. sledge, 19, July 2007, 11:19 |  
    Mikey don’t look now but the toy soldier on the left is a cop

     
14. chainstay, 19, July 2007, 11:20 |  
    I gotta puke.

     
15. Astryd, 19, July 2007, 11:50 |  
    Let’s ask Mikey, He’ll try anything!

     
16. junkman, 19, July 2007, 12:02 |  
    boy…”masturbation contest” and “monkey spanking” are neck and neck in the latest poll. who will beat who?

     
17. StevieC, 19, July 2007, 12:26 |  
    

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    Ask nicely and Meagan will beat you.

     
18. Dr. Naughty, 19, July 2007, 12:33 |  
    what? there’s nothing wierd about this. Don’t look at me like that…

     
19. Dr. Naughty, 19, July 2007, 12:33 |  
    what? there’s nothing wierd about this. Don’t look at me like that…

     
20. donnhw, 19, July 2007, 12:36 |  
    WTF is BALLERINA FLUID?!?!?! And should I have mine checked - I may be down a quart or two!!

     
21. junkman, 19, July 2007, 14:34 |  
    [Comment ID #196075 will be quoted here]you should probably check the dipstick and if you get a refill remember which end goes up after, based on yesterday’s post.

     
22. Astryd, 19, July 2007, 15:02 |  
    I don’t know what ballerina fluid is but I want mine checked and refilled too!!

     
23. Astryd, 19, July 2007, 15:38 |  
    I request a challenge to validate the statement on the latest poll:
    “I can beat you at giving the Zilla Girlz orgasms.”
    Such statement must be proven beyond a reasonable doubt! …for the sake of … …the Zilla Girlz … …please …
    …please… (insert “sad puppy eyes” and lower lip pout icon)

     
24. StevieC, 19, July 2007, 16:49 |  
    

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    Challenge accepted - you know the rules and the magic number is 12.

     
25. Astryd, 19, July 2007, 18:19 |  
    (breathless) Thank you, sir!!

    ZillaGirlz-Have you ever worn pants so tight they can read your lips?

     
26. Pablo, 19, July 2007, 19:33 |  
    

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    I’ve got the sneaking suspicion that you have worn pants so tight we could read your mind.

     
27. StevieC, 19, July 2007, 19:45 |  
    

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    Just picturing you in spray-on, lick-off pants

     
28. Bigwavdave, 19, July 2007, 19:48 |  
    

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    You’ll be happy to know I have my dipstick handy.

    Don’t leave home without it.

     
29. Drusky, 19, July 2007, 21:39 |  
    Everybody, together now!
    ‘London’s Britches falling down,
    falling down, on the ground.
    London’s Britches falling down,
    and, look, there’s Michael…’

     
30. Drusky, 19, July 2007, 21:42 |  
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    So tight, they’d turn a cameltoe into the Grand Canyon?

    

     
31. StevieC, 19, July 2007, 21:51 |  
    

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    More like Taco Belle!

     
32. Brad K., 20, July 2007, 1:49 |  
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    Would Ballerina Fluid be the ooze from burst foot blisters?

     
33. Astryd, 20, July 2007, 10:54 |  
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    I don’t always feel comfortable with people being able to do that so I just go pantless… But…due to sexual harrassment crap I’m wearing them today…so, tell me, what’s on MY mind.

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    Ok, but check it multiple times…just to make sure…

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    That would just be scary…

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    Now that is something I would definitely wear often!

     
34. Meagan, 20, July 2007, 12:38 |  
    

    “The Santa Monica police released this photo yesterday along with the statement, ‘We finally caught him!’”

     
35. Meagan, 20, July 2007, 12:45 |  
    

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    I got my paddle. Now bend over!

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    I, too, am not yet convinced. I want my proof!

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    Yes, I have! Sadly, I lost those pants a long time ago. Those were the best pants I ever had!