Overheard: Under the table edition

Posted by Davezilla 17 July, 2007 Latest: janet, Betsy, Davezilla, Astryd, Drusky,

Waiter: “Well you certainly did a good job. That burrito was huge! I can’t believe you ate all of it.”
Old lady: “I’m 90, young man. I have eaten hundreds of men under the table in my time.”
Waiter: [suppressing laughter] “TMI!”

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20 comments:

  1. Spud, 17, July 2007, 1:49 |  

    Nothing like a groupie with no teeth…

    :wtf:

     
  2. Lung the Younger, 17, July 2007, 8:42 |  

    It’s truly sad to see such an old man ashamed of his cannibalism. The next time he feels like eating a man, he should do it proudly on top of the table.

     
  3. Bigwavdave, 17, July 2007, 8:45 |  
    Bigwavdave

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    That’s called getting “gummed” :wtf:

    There must be “hundreds” of men in her neighborhood saying right now…”I think I remember her!”

     
  4. Bigwavdave, 17, July 2007, 8:51 |  
    Bigwavdave

    Reminds me of the little old lady who bought a bottle of vodka from the liquor every other day. Finally, one day, the clerk said, “M’am, forgive me for asking, but I’ve got to know, how to your hold you liquor?” She replied, “Usually by the ears.” :oops:

     
  5. Chris S, 17, July 2007, 9:08 |  

    What restaraunt has this on the menu? I bet there is a long wait to get a reservation. Well, assuming women younger than 90 eat there. What would happen if you asked to take something home in a doggie bag?

     
  6. Speedy, 17, July 2007, 9:45 |  

    Who said the restaurant guest was a female. Couldn’t it have been a male :limp:

     
  7. Mandy, 17, July 2007, 9:45 |  
    Mandy

    i prefer a more discreet location, myself. :kiss:

     
  8. sledge, 17, July 2007, 9:47 |  

    amazing gum job done here.Hundreds ? have a problem with that .

     
  9. beyonduplication, 17, July 2007, 10:40 |  

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    first clue is “Old Lady”

     
  10. chainstay, 17, July 2007, 10:43 |  

    I think they should use that for a logo. Sort of like Mc D’s

     
  11. Bigwavdave, 17, July 2007, 12:41 |  

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    Like…?

     
  12. mikeB, 17, July 2007, 13:22 |  
    mikeB

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    Yes, inquiring minds want to know,

     
  13. Spud, 17, July 2007, 17:53 |  

    In a car, on a plane, on a train, down below, up above, it doesn’t matter when you’re in love…

     
  14. Meagan, 17, July 2007, 19:39 |  
    Meagan

    Exactly how big was the burrito? :twisted: :wang:

     
  15. janet, 17, July 2007, 19:45 |  

    My secret lover called me at work, told me to take off my panties when he called to give me a two minute warning. Yes, I complied. I reciprocated and called him with a two minute warning. Discreet???

     
  16. Betsy, 18, July 2007, 3:10 |  

    TMI? I just looked that one up on Answers.com and apparently it (also) stands for “Trainable Mentally Impaired”…

     
  17. Davezilla, 18, July 2007, 7:08 |  
    Davezilla

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    Uh no. It means “too much information.” :wtf:

     
  18. Astryd, 18, July 2007, 10:32 |  

    Other meanings for TMI:
    Tongue Match International
    Taste Must Improve
    Teach Me Intercourse
    Touch Me Illicitly :twisted: …

     
  19. Drusky, 18, July 2007, 21:44 |  

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    > :P

     
  20. Meagan, 20, July 2007, 13:00 |  
    Meagan

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    Ah, the Tongue Match. Last time I went I sprained my tongue. Fortunately, it’s all better now. :P