Caption Time #186

Posted by Davezilla 16 July, 2007 Latest: mikeB, pervert lord, Driver, officeratt, pablo,

Caption Time #186

Now, I can’t be 100% certain, but when I took this shot, his mohawk appeared to be made from a snow scraper brush.

30 comments:

  1. Spud, 16, July 2007, 1:32 |  

    I Am Spartacus!

    RIDE!

     
  2. Brad K., 16, July 2007, 4:40 |  

    John squirmed in his seat. His glance to the left reminded him, this was the ‘Spartan Biker Run’ weekend. And he couldn’t go.

    Now, here he is, hauling his bike to a kid’s parade. John’s wife Mary would be riding, with their girl riding shotgun. The Harley-Davidson Fatboy Triked out at the Arkansas Trike Center with a MotorTrike kit and specialty Chameleon paint job was done up in Sunflower Yellow, Barbie Pink and Lavender (shudder) tempora paint and duded out as a *(gasp)* My Pretty Pony. With flowing mane, no less. Hokey, kiddie style. His wife would be riding with their daughter for the whole day. For miles, twice through Main Street for all the town to see. And there John would be, smiling for the girls. It hurt to imagine.

    And everyone around knew John’s bike. The trike kit was distinctive, and the ‘BIK4JON’ plate, out there for all to see ..

    And there goes Terry, on his way to the Anderson Pasture kegger .. er, Spartan ride..

     
  3. Lung the Younger, 16, July 2007, 6:26 |  

    Lenny knew he had looked dumb driving his motorcycle into the carwash but at least the humiliation was over now. He could just quietly drive home and none of his friends ever had to know how stupid he had been.

     
  4. sledge, 16, July 2007, 7:08 |  

    A mowhawk with capri’s? No taste

     
  5. Lung the Younger, 16, July 2007, 7:28 |  

    Oh dear, has this guy never heard of Marvin the Martian?

     
  6. Bigwavdave, 16, July 2007, 9:05 |  
    Bigwavdave

    I’m having a hard time matching the gear with the bike. :puke:

     
  7. Speedy, 16, July 2007, 9:15 |  

    Motorcycle cop from Star Wars

     
  8. Cindy, 16, July 2007, 9:38 |  

    And are those handcuffs dangling off his(?) side?!!!!!! I don’t even want to know…. :wtf:

     
  9. crash, 16, July 2007, 9:58 |  
    crash

    Mad Max beyond the thunder Dome The Future

     
  10. Bjorn Freeh, 16, July 2007, 11:10 |  
    Bjorn Freeh

    Born to be tepid…

     
  11. Tater Salad, 16, July 2007, 12:14 |  

    I am the NIGHT RIDER!!!

     
  12. Iris, 16, July 2007, 13:14 |  

    This must be the newest fashion statement for motorbiking attirement. I saw a guy with the same kind of helmet yesterday. :!:

     
  13. jeffro, 16, July 2007, 13:21 |  

    This must have been Hondas ad campaign to get Harley riders to switch to goldwings. :wtf:

     
  14. Bjorn Freeh, 16, July 2007, 14:36 |  
    Bjorn Freeh

    [Comment ID #195659 will be quoted here]

    Looks like the bike was built by Samsonite

     
  15. Astryd, 16, July 2007, 15:10 |  

    :wtf: That outfit does not go with that bike. I’d be more accepting if it at least had red and/or was sportier.
    It looks like shackles hanging from his shorts’ belt loop, chain seems to go under his butt possibly to the belt loop on the other side. … :wtf:

     
  16. Meagan, 16, July 2007, 17:12 |  
    Meagan

    “Mohawks: much more aerodynamic than a ‘fro.”

     
  17. Maddog, 16, July 2007, 17:28 |  

    :sad: See what happens when Mom & Dad goes on that seven day Cruise? Jr. finds the key to the “rice” and decided to go to the “Chariot” races thinking he was “Ben Hur”! :sad:

     
  18. Drusky, 16, July 2007, 21:31 |  

    The TrojanMan trades his horse for a bike…

    or

    you should see what’s coming out of his pants… :dead:

     
  19. crash, 16, July 2007, 22:12 |  
    crash

    Can’t be real certain but them legs look awful skinny to be a guys….hmmm :???:

     
  20. Lake Effect, 16, July 2007, 22:24 |  
    Lake Effect

    [Comment ID #195709 will be quoted here]

    Could this be the beefy ‘hamburger-he/she’ on it’s way home from work? :wtf:

     
  21. Mandy, 17, July 2007, 9:42 |  
    Mandy

    drusky stole my comment. :dead:

     
  22. Drusky, 17, July 2007, 11:55 |  

    [Comment ID #195800 will be quoted here]
    Then my job is done… :lol:

     
  23. mikeB, 17, July 2007, 13:24 |  
    mikeB

    [Comment ID #195810 will be quoted here]

    Comment Police! Give the comment back to the young lady and back away slowly…

     
  24. pervert lord, 17, July 2007, 16:11 |  

    :limp: :wang: :limp: :wang: :limp: :wang: :limp: :wang: :limp: :wang: :limp: :wang: :limp: :wang: :boob: :boob: :boob: :boob: :boob: :boob: :boob: :boob: :boob: :boob: :boob: :thong: :undies: :thong: :thong: :thong: :thong: :thong: :thong:

     
  25. pervert lord, 17, July 2007, 16:11 |  

    :limp: :wang: :limp: :wang: :limp: :wang: :limp: :wang: :limp: :wang: :limp: :wang: :limp: :wang: :boob: :boob: :boob: :boob: :boob: :boob: :boob: :boob: :boob: :boob: :boob: :thong: :undies: :thong: :thong: :thong: :thong: :thong: :thong: :D

     
  26. Driver, 17, July 2007, 18:53 |  
    Driver

    [Comment ID #195816 will be quoted here]

    Thats no lady thats MANDY…she’s a…she’s a ZILLAGIRL, I’v heard tales,tales of shear pleasure.

    {{ THE ZILLAGIRLZ ARE OUT THERE }}

    [Comment ID #195669 will be quoted here]

    Here to avenge the Toecutter

     
  27. Astryd, 18, July 2007, 13:47 |  

    [Comment ID #195837 will be quoted here]

    (Guess I’ve been watching way too much X-Files)
    I suddenly desire a ZillaGirlz poster ( :twisted: no surprise there) with the phrase ‘I BELIEVE!’ on it… :lol:

     
  28. officeratt, 18, July 2007, 21:31 |  
    officeratt

    Is the new HONDA advertisement? :evil:

     
  29. pablo, 19, July 2007, 9:44 |  

    How do you get away from the fashion police?

     
  30. Astryd, 19, July 2007, 10:24 |  

    [Comment ID #196056 will be quoted here]

    You get a name brand item and toss it in the other direction…