Things to yell when some idiot is using their cell phone in the restroom
- “Is that your wife? Does she know you’ve been sacked?”
- “Oh yeah, baby! Do it to me like you did in prison. That’s it! Right there.”
- “Hey, get off that phone! We got more work to do. This bank ain’t gonna rob itself!”
- “Dude is that, my wife’s lingerie you’re wearing?”
- “Oh my God! You just peed on my carpet! What is wrong with you?”
- “Go ahead and call! This changes nothing! You’re still going to jail.”
- “Don’t ignore me, you son of a bitch. Get off dat phone. Vinnie wants his money now!”
- “Hey! You’re on in 5. Quit fondling the bouncer and get ready.”
- “Scuse me is this… I was told I could score here. [whisper close to phone] The pasword is Winston.”
- What do you yell at these people?
