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My question is, “Then what the Hell is it?”
I always thought that was a dumb name for a product. Well, this and the “I can’t believe its not butter!”
My computer isn’t butter either but that’s not too unbelievable. The day they make a computer out of butter will be awesome. Imagine using your hard drive to butter your toast…
Alternate translation:
I can’t believe they think this crap is butter.
If they don’t know what it is then i ‘m not going to try it …I know lets get mikie he’ll try it he likes anything!
Maybe it’s anal lube.
John was the Walrus, not Paul. John was just saying that to be nice.
I like how GodTube depicts the end of days here on earth. To quote Jesus: “Behold, for I am coming quickly.” Maybe he’s already here… in butter form.
This is not butter it’s crap.Package looks like sardines
From the makers of “I Can’t Fuckin Believe This Is Jelly!”
When you open it a bunch of fake snakes jump out.
The disclaimer on the lid keeps ‘em from being sued in the event of a heart attack.
it’s slug cum.
Ceci n’est pas du beurre. (Apologies to Rene Magritte)
Apparently, what the Chinese deemed too dangerous to put in toothpaste, they packaged as spread. Fortunately, before anyone could actually eat any of the product, the entire shipment (480,000 packages) was bought up by the good folks of Cincinnati and used to construct Big Butter Jesus.
Yes, Jesus saves…
[Comment ID #193889 will be quoted here]Anybody notice how quickly this thread went down the toilet… anyone? … bueller?
I would never have thought of butter in the same context as anal lube, not that I know anything about that sort of thing or anything…
Anybody got a ladder…
… it s’not!
That’s what she keeps telling me, at least its not cheese.
That’s what she keeps telling me, at least its not cheese.
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A Bob & Tom fan?
I can’t believe the dearth of good translators.
:???: 
Unbelievably, this ain’t a breadstick I’m slathering it on, either!
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Can’t say as I’ve heard of ‘em. Heywood Banks, however, I’ve heard of…
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I,m with you Bro, thing is may not want to know what it is! And that’s a scarey thought! Hey wait a minute, could it be a new type of C-4? That’s even a scarier thought!!!!
“I can’t believe it’s not melamine!”
Bob McKensie - FDA spokesperson.
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It’s the lard sucked from bellies during liposuction.
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That is the first thing that came to my mind when read the labek myself. lol
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That is the first thing that came to my mind when read the label myself. lol
New from the folks that brought you “Unbelievable, this is not butter”
You crazy bitch, it’s tampons
It’s only a dollar, what did you expect?
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Brings new meaning to buttering ones muffins
Better meaning…..buttering your
eh Pablo 
Unbelievable!
This is not tasty.
Unbelievable!
This is not tasty.
If they don’t know what the hell it is I am not going to eat it
I wonder if Fabio does this commercial as well…..
Spud, of course this stuff is anal lube, haven’t you ever heard the expression “buttering one’s corn”…..
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Isn’t that what ‘non-stick’ spray’s for?
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Hey Pablo … I think someone is in luv with you! You better not be two-timing me you bastard!
:boob: 
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Quit hitting on me
not hitting on you. please. wake up and spread your butter
Natalie: I don’t know you. And I am not “familiar”
with the religious cult that you have exemplared.
Would you tell me (PLEASE!) what the Hell you mean by this?!
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Well, last time I checked, it did come in a spray too……….wait……I’m refering to Fabio’s product placement…not the…..”non-stick” spray you would be talking about……
I personally prefer a more natural lube…….
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Water based in the clear bottle with lilac top…
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Nah, I was thinking more along the lines of my partner’s spit…….
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Wouldn’t that be an entirely different product?
“Unbelieviable This Is Not Spit”…
Dehydrated Spit
Directions: To activate ingredients drool over container until full to rim.
By the makers of Dehydrated Water
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Yes I think that would be…
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To activate ingredients drool over container until full to rim……..almost exactly what I was talking about……
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Years ago there was a comic showing a fly spreading something out of a little plastic tub onto what looked like toast.
On the side of the tub it said “I can’t believe it’s not shit.”
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Almost? Exactly what DID you have in mind?
You know I could really “warm” up to you if you’d change your fucking avatar.