Translation exercise
In all likelihood, the BMW-owning yuppie fucktard that ordered this plate meant it to imply SLEEP WITH ME. But is that really what he meant? I can think of a few other translations and I’m sure you can, too.
- SLeeP WiTh MainE
- SLaP WhiTe MicE
- ScaLloPs With TiME
- Sea Lions Pay Willingly To Mount Emus
- What are your suggestions?
Photo taken by the ever-vigilant Ken
Tags: Words.
Small Little Penis With Too Much Ego
SLEEP WITH MY EGO
S.ome L.osers P.retend W.heels T.ranscend M.arital E.masculation
Single Louse Prefers Women To Moan Excessively
Some
Ladies
Prefer
Wheels
To
Men
Evolved
Society of Losers,Pissants,With Time on their hands
Single
Lowlife
Prefers
Wanking
To
Marital
Excellence
SLPWTME
- SLeeP With Tim-E (Timmy)
- Sit on my lap with Timmy
- Sheep Live Peacefully, While They Masturbate Everywhere
No matter how you work it, it still translates to LOSER.
Mr. Z, I’ll have to see about getting you a pic of my plate - CARGASM
Super Little Pecker With Tiny Mites Everywhere
Slept with Mamie Eisenhower
Dave & Natalie, glad you liked the video.
:boob:
Vanity plates are so silly. Who’d want one?
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Me. It’s just another way of personalizing your vehicle and, in some cases, showing a sense of humour.
Two of my favourites:
Saw a sweet looking gal (early to mid-30’s) in a convertible. The plate was BDRMIIS (bedroom eyes)
On a black Boxster - 6UL DV8 (sexual deviate)
[Comment ID #193482 will be quoted here]
My first car was a 1991 Ford Festiva I bought from a salvage lot for $500 in 2000…my baby
. $100 paint job changed it from turquoise to a custom metallic purple or blue, depending on who you ask, that looked black in the shade (mixed left over paints from my uncles shop), windows tinted for $15 (if you are close enough you can see the overlap from where we couldn’t figure out how to handle the curve of the glass), $7.99 blue flame borders on the windows, FUCKING LOUD ASS Muffler “fixed” with a Coca-Cola can is now only a loud ass muffler so you can only hear me coming from a half mile away instead of 2, and has a bumper sticker that says “Normal People Scare Me” and another that said “Don’t piss me off, I’m running out of places to hide the bodies”. Stickers are peeling, the speedometer and odometer don’t work but it still runs and serves as the “Just in case the new ones leaves me stranded” car. (…sad…) 
License Plate= MTYMOUS
I now have a Gold 2002 Buick Century Limited Edition with power everything and I can’t think of anything for the vanity plate!
When I see the MVD issued license plate (### PCM) I can’t help but think of Pac Man.
SLaP WhiTe MEat
Such Lazy Person With Too Much Effort
Self Loving Punk, Mindless Egotist
TRY OUR NEW: SLoP WiTh Meat
Stop Lousy Pervert WiTh MotE
Astryd,
You know you’re going to make SteveC moist with all that car talk. You know his ideal probably would be Female, Hot, sexy, and can quote from car manuals…
Added bonus would be if she came with a ‘carfax’ report so he could see any ‘hidden damage’…
Single Lady prefers Women To Men
Cool Video Take from me these things actually happen i have 9 chiwauhas 4 puppies 5 siamese kittens and three adult siamese cats. Everyone of them has a different personality, and do crazy things our bed is always full evry nite, so when I and my wife want to engage in marital bliss we have to keep the door closed
if not there was this time where we were going at it and didnt notice the door being opened well we found out real quick when i felt a tongue licking my arse and it wasn’t my ass. needless to say well the dog is fine now.
typoe it wasnt my wifes
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My gf once asked me if I would ever leave her for another woman. I told her that it depended on what she was driving.
She laughed and I reminded myself that it wouldn’t be in anyone’s best interest to let her know that I was serious.
I’ve had women who have dated me because of my cars and women that I’ve dated because of theirs.
After all, beauty is only tin deep.
SLPWTME - SLeeP When TiME - translated means “once I’m done working two jobs and doing 20 hours of overtime each week to pay for this piece of crap that’s depreciating faster than I can pay it off, I’ll get some sleep”.
Stupid Little Prick
Who Takes Messy Enemas. 
So I was
Like
Please don’t tell me you’re here
With
Timothy
Matthew
Emerson, ‘cuz I heard he was a total jerk when he dumped Stacy.
As for the video of the day, my pussy is fairly protective of Betty and Bertha too.
Spirit. Thank you for direct-port nitrous injection, four-core intercoolers, ball-bearing turbos, and titanium valve springs. Amen.
Hmmm… I was thinking,”Sleep With Time”. So I had to think of another one,:idea:and came up with “Slap, Whip, Tie Me”.:wtf:
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There you go… Now SteveC’s gonna have to change his shorts and take a cold shower…
1) SLeeP WiTh ME
[Comment ID #193625 will be quoted here]
Nah, just gonna have to take Astryd for another cruise
Slut Likes Pricks With Thier Meat Enlarged
Meagan- If I feed your pussy some meat first then will it let me play with the girls
[Comment ID #193568 will be quoted here]
9 Chihuahuas?!?
Salami Laced Potato Wedges Taste More Enjoyable
Stupid License Plates Will Turn Mankind Evil
Personalized plates are funny sometimes, but I just don’t like them overall. They are expensive and most people get lame ones. I saw a lady with one that read “MNILWFN”… It took me about 10 seconds to figure it out. Manilow Fan.
Then I noticed there was a Barry Manilow bumpersticker as well so the plate was pure redundancy on top of it. Who the hell cares if you like Barry Manilow? You don’t need to broadcast that little nugget of information to everyone on the road. What if Barry Manilow ruined my life and now all my years of hatred for him come bubbling to the surface and I focus that hatred onto YOU MNILWFN by crashing into your car killing us both in a firey ball of twisted burning metal?? Not that I would do such a thing. Barry and I made up years ago but she doesn’t know that. Her plate could have killed her!
What a waste of money.
I thought about getting my own plate to protest vanity plates but that would kind of defeat the purpose. Something like “UR DUMB” “3MTA3″ (you have to see that one in your rearview mirror) “PLATE” “NOPHNZ” “JST DRV” “PRSNLPLT”… but I think the novelty would wear off after about a week and then I’d be stuck with a stupid plate. Oh well. At least there are people like this guy to make fun of out there.
[Comment ID #193619 will be quoted here]
Now that sounds like my kind of license plate. If only I HAD a car…
[Comment ID #193653 will be quoted here]
Maybe, but I think you’ll have to pet her for a little bit first.
[Comment ID #193642 will be quoted here]
No cold shower necessary, I’ll cool him down…
**Baby let’s cruise
Away from here
Don’t be confused
The way is clear
And if you want it, you got it forever
So, let the music take your mind
Just release and you will find
You’re gonna fly away
Glad you’re goin’ my way
I love it when we’re cruisin’ together
Baby tonite
Belongs to us
Everything right
Do what you must
And inch by inch we grow closer and closer
To every lil part of each other
Oooh baby yeah
Sooo
Let the music take your mind
Just release and you will find
You’re gonna fly away
Glad you’re goin’ my way
I love it when we’re cruisin’ together**
“Slip It To Me”(Him).
[Comment ID #193710 will be quoted here]
Now see, this is the difference between a woman’s mind and a man’s ….
Sittin’ on the line
Tryin’ to change her mind
Red light, yellow light, green light time.
You’re standing on it buddy
But she’s chilly as a Tastee Freeze
Ease it over, son
I’ll show you how she runs
Screamin’ like a Demon
When the quarter mile comes
Crankcase cookin’, that’s her manifold destiny
Now she might run cold for you
She runs hot for me.
[Chorus]
She runs hot for me
She runs hot for me
She runs hot for me
Now she might run cold for you
She runs hot for me
She’s got a fire in her veins
That’s high octane
When her heart starts pumpin’
Her cylinders are jumpin’
Then I give it to her slow
And she gives me back the low ET’s
Burnin’ down the line
Ten seconds time
Half an hour later
I can still accelerate her
’till we’re out of Hardin County
And in another Galaxie …
Now she might run cold for you
She runs hot for me
[repeat chorus]
Now she might run cold for you
She runs hot for me
C’mon Astryd, let’s show ‘em how it is done!
Oh, and the song is called “She Runs Hot” by Little Village
SO LITTLE PENIS WITH TOO MUCH EMUS….
SO LITTLE PENIS WITH TOO MUCH EMUS….
Mkay heres wat I came up wif.
She
Likes
Plush
White
Thick
Meat
Enlarged
ears a nother un
Sally
Loves
Playing
With
The
Meat
Enlarging