Caption Time #183

Posted by Davezilla 19 June, 2007 Latest: Driver, Brad K., Myra, aubry, OCBeavis,

Caption Time #183

54 comments:

  1. Mandy, 19, June 2007, 0:06 |  
    Mandy

    Oh dear, Dave. I just…. :dead:

     
  2. mikeB, 19, June 2007, 0:10 |  
    mikeB

    “Ahm dead sex-say!”

    Also, hi kids! Back from Europe. Noe I gotta ton of posts to catch up on. Missed every one of you :mrgreen:

     
  3. Anton, 19, June 2007, 1:08 |  

    OMFG, WTFLOLBBQ :puke:

     
  4. Mark Steel, 19, June 2007, 1:09 |  

    Past being scarred for life, I’ll never be able to listen to Primus the same again …

     
  5. Spud, 19, June 2007, 1:23 |  

    Fark, farking hell, fark fark fark…

    :twisted:

     
  6. pablo, 19, June 2007, 2:22 |  

    Will Ferrel finally does something funny

     
  7. Jay Laverdure, 19, June 2007, 5:09 |  

    “Dad?!”

     
  8. Vicus Scurra, 19, June 2007, 5:10 |  

    Penelope Cruz was never at her best in the mornings.

     
  9. StevieC, 19, June 2007, 6:00 |  
    StevieC

    This definitely ain’t no ‘zillaguy and AnnieB will NEVER let him drop that hat.

    And Mandyzilla’s back!

     
  10. Chris S, 19, June 2007, 6:31 |  

    Jerry time… pretty funny stuff…the animations at least. :lol:

    As for that pic… I guess we now know what the love child of Fat Bastard and David Arquette would look like.

    :wtf:

     
  11. sledge, 19, June 2007, 7:11 |  

    humpty dumpty’s bastard uncle

     
  12. AnnieB, 19, June 2007, 7:19 |  
    AnnieB

    OMG, he looks like the prototype for all the Don Martin characters in Mad Magazine! You know he’s got huge feet to complete the image. :limp: :puke: :wtf:

     
  13. Lung the Younger, 19, June 2007, 7:22 |  

    Jesus, first The Proclaimers and now this. It’s a wonder that there are any uncracked mirrors in Scotland at all.

     
  14. AnnieB, 19, June 2007, 7:26 |  
    AnnieB

    WELCOME BACK MikeB !!!! I wondered if you were maybe like ummm, dead or something. Glad you’re not! :wang: :wang:

     
  15. Bjorn Freeh, 19, June 2007, 7:45 |  

    Connor MacTavish, leader of the Aberdeen Pipe Band, slips into his cherry tomato costume for the Ketchup Day Parade. It’s been said that, with over 30 pipers, the pipe corps sounds as good as it looks.

     
  16. patrick, 19, June 2007, 8:01 |  

    [Comment ID #189790 will be quoted here]
    That’s him, that’s the guy! I always wondered where Don Martin got his ideas.
    Jerry Time was mildly amusing.:limp:

     
  17. Randy, 19, June 2007, 8:03 |  

    Aye me lasses and laddies, me lost these two fingers when I got a wee bit close to the hatchet. But alas, if you were un’ta pullin’ these pants down, I would show ye I can still play wi’ this red bag’s pipe.

     
  18. Bigwavdave, 19, June 2007, 8:57 |  

    ‘E certainly ‘as quite a load in ‘is depends.

     
  19. Cindy, 19, June 2007, 8:58 |  

    MY EYES!!!! MY EYES!!!!! :wtf:

     
  20. Joe-the-ragman, 19, June 2007, 9:57 |  

    I’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt ♪ ♪ ♪

    :lol:

     
  21. AnnieB, 19, June 2007, 9:58 |  
    AnnieB

    [Comment ID #189758 will be quoted here]

    The hat I wouldn’t mind. It’s dropping his drawers that would freak me out! *shudders* :limp: :puke:

     
  22. harley, 19, June 2007, 10:08 |  

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    My first thought was damn that looks like Will Ferral,glad to know I’m not the only one. Also that is NOT the first thing I should have looked at this morning.Now my day is ruined,I guess I’m going to have to go rawl back into bed…thanks Dave.

     
  23. harley, 19, June 2007, 10:10 |  

    anybody ele having trouble getting to the video or is it just my screwed up computer?

     
  24. Sweet T, 19, June 2007, 10:57 |  

    What the Hell????? :wtf: :puke: :-| :dead:

     
  25. Astryd, 19, June 2007, 10:58 |  

    Being an artist I can find the aesthetic ingredient in most everything but…
    I look at this picture and can’t get past the thought “red water balloon with scrawny legs”… :?:

     
  26. StevieC, 19, June 2007, 11:58 |  
    StevieC

    [Comment ID #189857 will be quoted here]

    That ain’t water, darlin’

     
  27. crash, 19, June 2007, 12:10 |  
    crash

    Oh i get it the next wwe raw champion look out cena

    cool tatoo by the way

     
  28. Astryd, 19, June 2007, 12:19 |  

    EEEEEEEWWW (LALALALALALALALALA I CAN’T HEAR YOU!!!)
    Now I know why they say Ignorance is Bliss… :puke:

     
  29. Bigwavdave, 19, June 2007, 12:35 |  

    Wait a minute…Isn’t that one of the “Fruit Of The Loom” fruits? :puke:

     
  30. StevieC, 19, June 2007, 12:59 |  
    StevieC

    [Comment ID #189890 will be quoted here]

    Must be the raspberry :P

     
  31. junkman, 19, June 2007, 13:21 |  

    Will ye cheb feed yer mingin’ haggis bairn when it’s born ye santa pantied sporin licker? Ah woods hate tae be in th’ delivery room when ‘at hin’ comes it ay yer crease. :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

     
  32. Meagan, 19, June 2007, 13:25 |  
    Meagan

    “Hey there lassie, you wanna see me Loch Ness monster?”
    :wtf: :puke:

     
  33. Drusky, 19, June 2007, 16:07 |  

    If that were a ‘Gong Show’ act, It’d sound like Vatican City on a Sunday…

    Caption? …. ok
    “Less than desired results at the school janitor try outs for ‘The Simpsons’ play on Broadway…”
    Or…
    “The REAL reason Sean Connery didn’t make the Next Indiana Jones movie…” :twisted:

     
  34. Drusky, 19, June 2007, 16:21 |  

    [Comment ID #189790 will be quoted here]
    Thank You! I thought that not to many people would remember the Great Don Martin…It’s kinda amazing just how much Mad Magazine fits in… I liked Spy vs. Spy really well. The soda commercials with them were cool. Mountain Dew, wasn’t it?

     
  35. Maddog, 19, June 2007, 16:51 |  

    :?: Thanks Dave, you just burnt the retinas otta my eyes! Tell you Uncle to go put on some clothes! :dead: :?: :dead: :?:

     
  36. Flash Gordon, 19, June 2007, 17:33 |  

    OMG! That looks like my odd Uncle Joe who stands on
    the front porch and waves his penis.

    AnnieB: the “Flash” has nothing to do with staying
    power. My Daddy was a fan of the old space buccaneer.
    :wang: :kiss: :wang: :idea: :wtf:

     
  37. Bigwavdave, 19, June 2007, 18:26 |  

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    What he said… :wtf:

     
  38. AnnieB, 19, June 2007, 18:28 |  
    AnnieB

    [Comment ID #189957 will be quoted here]

    Yes! It was Mountain Dew! I remember those from a few years ago … in 3D no less. I loved Spy vs Spy too … the cold war was never so funny! I loved that they never had any ads (except that Moxie soda logo they stuck in different places) so they were free to satirize anybody they damn well pleased!

    I read that some guy from the L A Times said that all he really needed to know he learned from Mad Magazine, so I think a lot of people are in agreement with you! I sure am!

    I haven’t read one in years and I can’t think why because I always LOVED it! I had a friend in college who had EVERY issue from the start to the late 90’s. What a treat to look back on those! I only got to see the front and backs (they were in plastic) but still … they had some pretty great covers! Remember the UPC thing? They were so pissed they had to defile their mag with that … it was so funny!

     
  39. ItsMeMaven, 19, June 2007, 18:40 |  

    1. “Lickin’jock itch off mah pinky is magically delicious.”

    2. “It puts its pants (or kilt, for that matter) on, or else it gets the hose!”

    3. “Gee, I’ve been wondering what Fat Bastard’s been up to these days.”

     
  40. mikeB, 19, June 2007, 19:32 |  
    mikeB

    [Comment ID #189793 will be quoted here]

    Thanks, AnnieB! Glad to be back. :mrgreen:

     
  41. Savannah, 19, June 2007, 20:04 |  

    Iam mentally scarred for life!!!

     
  42. SavannahM, 19, June 2007, 20:12 |  

    Is anyone else besides me trying not to puke?!! :puke:

     
  43. SavannahM, 19, June 2007, 20:13 |  

    ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?

     
  44. svnnhbanana, 19, June 2007, 21:04 |  

    Iam mentally scarred for life!!! :puke: :!:

     
  45. yankee04, 19, June 2007, 21:17 |  

    Rowdy Rowdy Piper hits rock bottom…Thanks WWF for the curse now can I die?

     
  46. Candace, 19, June 2007, 21:31 |  

    Perhaps Fat Bastard went on a diet? :puke: :sad:

     
  47. harry faque, 19, June 2007, 21:36 |  

    That would be Ronnie Howard after quite the bender upon hearing that Unca Don Knotts had kicked the bucket….note the Mayberry RFD tattoo on the arm….

     
  48. Driver, 19, June 2007, 23:54 |  
    Driver

    Every man dies…not every man really lives!

    AnnieB I too loved Mad Mag, one of my favorite parts was the little comics that ran along the edge of the pages.

     
  49. Brad K., 20, June 2007, 0:01 |  

    Nice tats.

     
  50. ItsMeMaven, 20, June 2007, 10:07 |  

    There was a young lad from Bahrain
    Who prayed to the heavens for rain;
    For he’d squirted his goo
    All over his shoe
    And he couldn’t get rid of the stain.

     
  51. Drusky, 20, June 2007, 15:58 |  

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    :lol: :D :lol:

     
  52. Myra, 20, June 2007, 19:56 |  

    What the bloody hell is that?? I’m a Scot and I’ve never seen anything like that. Looks like a bloody tomato with a worm sticking out.

     
  53. aubry, 22, June 2007, 8:47 |  

    frome land coco coco :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

     
  54. OCBeavis, 22, June 2007, 22:28 |  

    The Sultan exposed. Ugh. :puke: