Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

40 comments:

1. Spud, 5, June 2007, 1:31 |  
   Geezez h christ, makes ya just wanna go hit it with a hockey stick.

   Several times even, just to be sure to be sure.

    
2. Reddog, 5, June 2007, 2:52 |  
   So the Keebler elves live in maple trees… and they are canadian…I’ll never look at Grasshoppers the same way ever again

    
3. AnnieB, 5, June 2007, 4:24 |  
   

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   Yeah, but I think he’d like being pucked to death.

    
4. Lung the Younger, 5, June 2007, 4:34 |  
   Call me over critical, but that new French Canadian Mounty uniform doesn’t really inspire the right effect.

   Maybe Bush is building a fence on the wrong border.
   (I mean even Mexicans know how to spell the plural of ‘leaf’)

    
5. Kalise, 5, June 2007, 6:14 |  
   actually i didn’t even notice that “Leafs” thing, until i read the comments, but your right whats up with that?

    
6. StevieC, 5, June 2007, 6:31 |  
   

   It’s Puck! The official spokes … man(?) for the slapshot!

   Dave – a correction to your title:
   Canadians are funny; Torontonians are freaks

    
7. sledge, 5, June 2007, 7:05 |  
   Getting ready for the gay pride parade.it wouldn’t last 10 seconds at the hanger

    
8. cbatdux, 5, June 2007, 8:13 |  
   I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK….

    
9. patrick, 5, June 2007, 8:56 |  
   “Oh Hiee! I’m a Maple Leaf. Pick me!”
   Somebody needs to tell him the NHL did not exist during the period prior to the French Revolution. Serious culture clash!

    
10. Cynical Villain, 5, June 2007, 9:35 |  
    I guess even the faries are hockey fans too.

     
11. Meagan, 5, June 2007, 9:55 |  
    

    Damn right we are! I’m just glad he’s not wearing an Ottawa Senators frock.

    GO SENS GO!!!

     
12. junkman, 5, June 2007, 10:09 |  
    wow. gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “turning over a new leaf.”

     
13. Bjorn Freeh, 5, June 2007, 10:22 |  
    

    The dirty little secret of why Tie Domi retired.

     
14. Master Solace, 5, June 2007, 10:36 |  
    

    I never knew Siegfried and Roy could’ve had a son……..and damn if he’s not a Maple Leafs fan to boot………

     
15. Master Solace, 5, June 2007, 10:39 |  
    

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    Why am I all of a sudden thinking about a Killer White Rabbit? I’m in the wrong movie…………he’s not, though……..

    

     
16. junkman, 5, June 2007, 11:37 |  
    i know he’s wearing a leaf outfit but i think he may be more of a calgary flamer.

     
17. Nikki, 5, June 2007, 11:38 |  
    

    I’d hit it! (with a zamboni)

     
18. misterarthur, 5, June 2007, 11:52 |  
    Yeah, but he looks really ferocious under his goalie mask.

     
19. Drusky, 5, June 2007, 12:13 |  
    Little Boy Blue wants to come blow your horn…

     
20. Brad K., 5, June 2007, 12:42 |  
    Remind me — Canada does have a Queen, right?

     
21. MRDOUG, 5, June 2007, 12:57 |  
    

    No wonder Quebec wants to get away from the rest of the country

     
22. Sallie, 5, June 2007, 13:20 |  
    Yeah, sometimes they are…I know, I married one!

     
23. harley, 5, June 2007, 13:27 |  
    wow that just kinda threw me for a minute… i mean damn wow

     
24. junkman, 5, June 2007, 13:50 |  
    [Comment ID #186070 will be quoted here] well, it seems there may be more than one. we always hoped “that day” would never come in this funny country of ours.

     
25. yankee04, 5, June 2007, 14:18 |  
    He look I thought I saw a smurf, I did! I did! See a smurf!

     
26. pablo, 5, June 2007, 14:52 |  
    Oooooo, don’t cha just luv my special cheerleading outfit? I made it on my mother’s sewing machine. Do you think the lace and bows are too much?

    Oh my big burly Maple Leafs. You vicious brutes. You can play with my puck, but nobody handles a stick better than me. Nobody!

     
27. yankee04, 5, June 2007, 15:19 |  
    Molson beer announces it’s new spokes thing the “queer smurf”, their motto “If this smurf looks good to you! Have had to much! Ya Hoser!”

     
28. Driver, 5, June 2007, 16:35 |  
    

    Why does his right hand look like it belongs to a two week old corps? over worked it perhaps

     
29. Guy, 5, June 2007, 16:59 |  
    He’d like to have a PUCK from behind

     
30. Flash Gordon, 5, June 2007, 17:33 |  
    Hey, Mom! Little Boy Blue says he wants to blow
    my horn. Can he, Mom, can he, huh?

     
31. AnnieB, 5, June 2007, 20:08 |  
    

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    Almost as funny as when Drusky said basically the same thing earlier. Sigh. It hurts when my heros fail to live up to my lofty perceptions of them.

     
32. Driver, 5, June 2007, 20:46 |  
    

    OK you guys keep refering to hockey and though I dont fowllow the sport I do know it’s a very violent one and it sounds like the Toronto Maple Leafs is the name of a hockey team, if this is so I’d say they got just the right fella for a mascot cause that seems to me to be a real pussy-ish name for a hockey team.

    No offence to Canadians or hockey fans…I’m just sayin.

     
33. Drusky, 5, June 2007, 21:21 |  
    I’ll bet if you hit that freak with a blacklight, You’d see him from space…

    I’ll also wager he lives for extra minutes in the ‘penalty box’…

     
34. rust, 5, June 2007, 22:22 |  
    more corrections:
    Canadians are funny, Torontonians are freaks, but those people on Church Street are the living end.

     
35. maddog, 5, June 2007, 23:09 |  
    Man, that’s just so, oooh soo, wrong! Who would even, man that;s just so wrong, on so many different levels, It’s just so wrong!

     
36. maddog, 5, June 2007, 23:09 |  
    Man, that’s just so, oooh soo, wrong! Who would even, man that;s just so wrong, on so many different levels, It’s just so wrong!

     
37. pablo, 6, June 2007, 0:13 |  
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    You can say that again

     
38. ducatisti, 6, June 2007, 3:12 |  
    “oh my, and i’ll just sit my little self down under the tree…what a perfect inside joke, a leaf below a tree, teeehheeee! Yes, I am the Tao of Hockey, that’s to be sure!

    I’m just soooo in love with the feeling of tight satin and frilly lace. Why they don’t make more mens suits out of it, I’ll neeeever know!

    Of course, I’m into hockey, all those big strong boys beating each other. Hmmmm, so uncivilized, so brutal, oh my…Quickly Neil, my smelling salts!”

     
39. MB, 10, June 2007, 15:42 |  
    Don’t ya wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Don’t ya!!

     
40. Astryd, 11, June 2007, 12:36 |  
    Is this their version of Superman?

    Matching purse in left hand?

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    Perfection as always Drusky!

    I’d SO look WAY better in that outfit! (but I wouldn’t last in it more than 5 seconds!)