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That chick was the fahizzle in the shazizzle. The brothers just couldn’t touch that
Sea Monkeys trying to escape Florida on a raft?
Cuban refugees would probably find that video tragically ironic.
Reusable condoms? Scot’s have been doing that for years
If you leave that on all the time, how do you pee??
“Shit, if this gonna be that kinda party, I’m gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!”
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Democrat or Republican… one thing everyone can agree on is, it’s always nice to get it on.
:boob:
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Actually, the brothers are identical twins. The one on the left has had his on longer and, therefore, looks fatter. However, he’s not filling up on fat.
Think African American water balloons…
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thats what i was thunking the whole time!!
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Make sure they’re already mashed before you do that.
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Being a very visual person, My reaction to this is a speechless painful expression on my face… yeouch!!
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Which will eventually spring a leak through the belly button.
…another day, another bodypart being stuck somewhere…
**in case this posts twice-I plead insanity today**
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Being a very visual person, My reaction to this is a speechless painful expression on my face… yeouch!!
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Which will eventually spring a leak through the belly button.
…another day, another bodypart being stuck somewhere…
Strange days indeed mamma.
I swear I lost an entire portion of the day
. I thought I had posted already, hours before (along with other incidents that have still left me perplexed)
. So I waited and when I came back and I wasn’t there
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and the actual possibility that activities from the day didn’t actually happen…some very good, great actually, thoroughly enjoyable activities that had me thinking…”Wow! If I imagined/daydreamed that…I’m good!!”
I then proceed to post my comment and just-in-case add a quick note ascertaining my impending downward spiral into insanity and the original fucking comment posts
!!
Then I begin to ponder my existence
Well Fuck me Sideways! That’s what I get for doubting and second guessing myself.
Definitely losing my marbles today…gotta crawl home and play with them…
Astryd
MMMMMMMMMMMMM sideways.
My question besides the wiz problem is, is that stuff hot to be liquid and if so who would be stupid enough to dip thier dong in it ?
Don’t think it’s hot.
It’s made out of the same sh@t they coat tools with!
Don’t think it’s hot.
It’s made out of the same sh@t they coat tools with!
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Well, that explains KFC’s secret mashed potato recipe…
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You’ve seen it before… Ever go to Dairy Queen and get a ice cream cone dipped in hot fudge?
Just when you thought double-dipping couldn’t be more wrong… Or right, depending on your point of view.
O.k. The pee question ten fold and how do you get it off? And When you do does it take a layer of skin with it? Maybe that is what the lubricant spray is for -to cool and ease the pain when the skin slides off with the condom on removal…
I think you merely ’snip’ off the end to pee, then re-dip when appropriate.
Glad they offer the Canola Spray, the butter flavored stuff I got at the supermarket was stinky!
I think you merely ’snip’ off the end to pee, then re-dip when appropriate.
Glad they offer the Canola Spray, the butter flavored stuff I got at the supermarket was stinky!
quote: “I think you merely ’snip’ off the end to pee,”
No No! I Ain’t letting anything that “Snips” near my You-Know-what!
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Quote this | 7 June 2007 at 1:53 am
quote: “I think you merely ’snip’ off the end to pee,â€
No No! I Ain’t letting anything that “Snips†near my You-Know-what!
“AWE, come on TimM, Be a sport. Can’t we PLEASE test the snip snip theory on you??”