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This is Gary Owens speaking. Now who is ready for some monkey lovin’?
Janet felt so excited! The movie ‘Planet of the Apes’ had opened in the Biloxie theater way back however many years ago. Now, to promote a new re-release of the original movie, all the concession and usher girls were having a ‘Ape Day’ contest. Michelle looked good in her shirt and pants, but *golly* was Janet shining in her swim suit! It didn’t matter who won - they got all the popcorn and movies free, anyway. But the crowd was good, and their picture would be in the papers, and there was even a California radio station from the Bay Area, KGO, covering the event!
And in a few minutes, they got to do the next event — riding past a ’statue of liberty’ head buried in sand. And Michelle was letting Janet ride her favorite bay mare, ‘Sandy’! Umm, maybe pants would be an OK idea, for the horse riding. Hope there is time to change, or the dancing tonight might be a bit ‘chafed’!
Gary always us to end his radio shows with:
“Remember to always be insigrevious, unless of course, you can be something different”
In attempting to prove apes can count, Gary tried to get the ‘Illa Girls to line up in numerical order.
I think I met most of those girls in a bar last night
And the winner of the 2007 Dr. Zeah look alike contest is…
“Come and love me, be my ape man girl
And we will be so happy in my ape man world…”
Anyone? Bueller? Anyone?
I’ll take number thirteen thanks Gary, wrap that up and send it to my room, any female that wears pants like that is really up for some monkey business.
link of the day must be pretty bad, it’s blocked from my pc here at work
Zilla girls are hot
Gorilla girls are not
Planet of the Rapes
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One must never confuse the Zilla girls with the Illa girls
Ohh my its Paula Abdule’s Family Portrait.
What’s with all this monkey business lately?
Why does the girl in white not have a number?
“Ok now, can you identify the suspect from the line-up?”
Put that in your Funk & Wagnalls…
Another big night at the LimeLight…
Despite his best effort, the crowd just wasn’t going to believe Gary’s introduction of The Monkees. They recognized the girls of Laugh-In:
From left to right …
Lily Tomlin
Alan Sues
Jo Anne Worley
Goldie Hawn
and Ruth Buzzi!
Male chauvanist remark of the day:
Oranga-poontang
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Perhaps your sys admin appears on the site?
hey bjorn isn’t #2 rhea perlman?
p.s. contrary to the appearance of my avatar these females do nothing for my roddy mcdowell.
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#2 has a Perlman mask on but she fills out the bra too well to be Rhea.
Maybe it’s Rhea’s younger sister, Itzhak.
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“I’ll be your tarzan, you be my jane. I’ll keep you warm, and you’ll keep me sane.” I think that’s the next verse.
I ADORE the Kinks!!!! Nicely done.
Davezilla goes Gorilla!
Davezilla goes Gorilla!
Davezilla goes Gorilla!
He does it three times, it seems.
“Take your stinkin’ clothes off, you damn hot apes!”
I don’t know, after a few shots of Johnny Walker I bet you guys would feed them a banana. lol
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I don’t think so, but you can swing from my branch!
Song of the day?
You drive my ape, by the Dickies!
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My future EX split last Sept. I dont need a few drinks just some hot wet monkey seeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxx !
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Yah what Darla said…I wonder if monkey women are into whips and paddles?
Gary’s saying- We dipped these monkey women in Nair up to thier necks to prove that beauty is not only fur deep.
Is a it a good, strong, hard branch? I’ll hold on tight so I don’t fall. Will you catch me if I do?
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There is all kinds of swinging Darlin’. But yes it is a good branch. No Squrls, but there are some nutz.
Do they have a mask on cause they’re ugly?
LOLOL.
Oh, I love to gather nutz! I’m just a nature girl at heart.
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AnnieB
If YOU fall WE fall but I promise to hit first to cushion your impact…just try to avoid the meat spike
Yeah Number 2 kinda looks like my ex after we broke up. lol
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me to for shame, for shame
lol
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come on Annie its got to be somethin stronger then that
[Comment ID #182813 will be quoted here] Why would I WANT to avoid it? Silly man.
BYW Driver baby … I’m worried about you. Are you saying you’ve not had any nookie since September? You keep bringing up your “soon to be EX” … you okay with that situation?
Armymn … what does it take to let a monkey eat YOUR banana? I mean it’s just head. You don’t have to go apeshit about it.
AnnieB
About the spike, thats for my benifit…broken bones heal I’m not sure about broken boners :limp:.
Yes I’m okay about the ex thing it just seems to have fit in to a few things lately as a reference point.
Thank you for the concern.
JULY BABY!
Sorry … I was thinking we’d still be “joined”. lol No, we sure don’t want any broken boners! Owwwwwww
YW. Glad to hear that!
I wasnt a plushy till you posted this.
Don’t worry, everything’s under control: I think they’ve corralled one of the contestants
Escaped orangutan recaptured after running ape in Taiwan
May 24, 2007
ASSOCIATED PRESS
TAIPEI, Taiwan — An orangutan escaped from a Taiwanese zoo and terrified patrons at a nearby restaurant Wednesday, overturning picnic tables and motorbikes and forcing terrified diners to cower inside the eatery.
Don’t worry, everything’s under control: I think they’ve corralled one of the contestants
Escaped orangutan recaptured after running ape in Taiwan
May 24, 2007
ASSOCIATED PRESS
TAIPEI, Taiwan — An orangutan escaped from a Taiwanese zoo and terrified patrons at a nearby restaurant Wednesday, overturning picnic tables and motorbikes and forcing terrified diners to cower inside the eatery.
Don’t worry, everything’s under control. I think they’ve corralled one of the contestants
Escaped orangutan recaptured after running ape in Taiwan
May 24, 2007
ASSOCIATED PRESS
TAIPEI, Taiwan — An orangutan escaped from a Taiwanese zoo and terrified patrons at a nearby restaurant Wednesday, overturning picnic tables and motorbikes and forcing terrified diners to cower inside the eatery.
well Annie im sure a
of ur juice would make me 
right as rain
“Knowing that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, the girls at the bathing beauty contest all aped the host’s hairstyle”
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And I would be wrong to disagree with you.
:boob:
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:roll:…… o.k. I’ll give that a
I’d LOVE to get some Rhese’s Pieces!
- Grape Ape
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How would you drink AnnieB Juice? Straight from the jug or as a nightcap, straight-up with a twist
:wang:?
Drusky- im sure she’d like straight up with a twist so much better.
what do u say Annie?
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Yes. Also stirred, not shaked.
IT’S A MADHOOOOOUUUUUUUSE!!!!