Demon Squrl is in ur yardz
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it’s all weird! especially how it’s almost all women that they show us on the “waterbed”
he’s after your nutz
Sayten sez hai.
All the little furry bastards are demons.
Death to everyone!
Oh, the squirrels! Where I live, the fuzzy red critters are everywhere - can’t go five minutes without seeing one. Scampering up trees, digging nuts out of your yard, “barking” at you in territorial rage when you get too close to someplace they want to protect (I don’t know why yet), or being driven away by a pair of pecking birds (I discovered birds do this to protect their nest from the squirrels).
People who want to put out bird feeders have a special challenge trying to keep squirrels out of them - I’ve watched neighbors erect all kinds of guards and traps and tricks to make the feed accessible to birds only, and have watched squirrels circumvent every one of them. Others give up and put out corn cobs for the squirrels.
Finally, this picture of their leader explains it all - they are EVIL geniuses!
so this squirrel is a demon?why because its black?im callin al sharpton and jesse,hail satan.
You know Nikki, not everyone can do that with their tongue…
It’s my own damn fault for leaving my soul on the fencepost again.
The demon squirrel laughs at your ’squirrel-a-pult’!
YOU DARE ASK ME WHO I AM, PUNY MORTAL! I AM KNOWN BY MANY NAMES, THE DARK ONE, BEELZEBUB, THE DREAD LUCIFER, MEPHISTOPHELES, THE BRINGER OF DOOM……BUT MOST PEOPLE SIMPLY CALL ME …..CHUCKLES PUFFYTAIL.
Put ur soulz inna squrl-pruf burdfedr. Pablum solvd.
Our cat watches them from the living room window and plots nasty tortures for the ones she wants to catch…oh I forgot, she’s too much of a coward to actually chase one. :P
satan- how dare u compare me to a squirrel!!!
squirrel- shit muthat fucka i look better then u now bow to me
satan- no
squirrel- ok bite satan in the nuts, satan falls to the floor crying i told u to bow, its ur own fault
:x Ooh, you’re giving me a bad case of the red-ass!
HOLY CRAP THE WHITE WHALES TESTICLES are over 1,000 lbs each!!! LOOK A THE WEAIRDCONVERSIONS THING!!!
Great job link bunnies!
This is from the lost episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer where Xander gets attacked by demon squirrels who wants his nuts.
YES! All bow to Chuckles Puffytail.
dude not even cool i saw it in my room last night
dude not even cool i saw it in my room last night
Hail, Chuckles Puffytail! Dark Lord and Master! Hail, Chuckles Puffytail! Dark Lord and Master!
SEE?! It proves that all squirrels are EVIL!!!!!!! We must band together to beat these horrible creatures. You think I’m crazy. That just proves you’re pathetic, as you fail to realize the squirrels are coming to get you. Sad, sad case.
foomy the squirrel “live”!!!!
You cannot stop them. They are too powerful. Your only course is to submit.
I for one welcome our new evil squirrel overlords!