Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

30 comments:

1. sledge, 18, May 2007, 19:29 |  
   so thats where my fish hook went.Greenie noo..

    
2. Mandy, 18, May 2007, 19:35 |  
   

   I thought this was funny, but it’snot.

    
3. junkman, 18, May 2007, 19:46 |  
   

   “If you run that through some cheesecloth, that’s a perfectly good shot.”

    
4. Bigwavdave, 18, May 2007, 20:08 |  
   

   On May 18, 2007, junkman furiously scribbled: “If you run that through some cheesecloth, that’s a perfectly good shot.”

   2401 will be quoted here]

   That’s fuckin’ funny - Here’s my quarter

    
5. Bigwavdave, 18, May 2007, 20:14 |  
   

   Plaid and Argyle? You must be mad! :puke:

    
6. Bigwavdave, 18, May 2007, 20:24 |  
   

   The 86 Rules are mostly true. I speak from experience.

    
7. StevieC, 18, May 2007, 20:27 |  
   

   Image search result for “Snorting a line” on Booger.com

    
8. Drusky, 18, May 2007, 20:57 |  
   

   All it takes is a really big sneeze to go from snot to Christmas tree tinsel.

    
9. Drusky, 18, May 2007, 21:09 |  
   

   Thank goodness he missed the beard or he’d look like Orson Wells…

    
10. Brad K., 18, May 2007, 21:36 |  
    Mary pissed herself laughing. Here John had been ragging her ass all day about this party, about how he didn’t want her getting shit-faced and embarrassing. And she had been moderate, enjoying the evening up until.. See, John had been salting ice cube all night. And Mary had reminded the Plaid Plague that too much salt, would come up. But did John listen? No-o-o. Now, on only his third glass of wine (whine?) and second salt shaker, John quietly demonstrate how one fails to hold their liquor.

    At least the stain likely won’t come out of that hideous ‘heirloom’ sweater. If she can’t get it thrown in the dust bin, maybe at least John won’t wear it in public again. And it was his own freaking Mother that caught the moment on her cell phone camera! Maybe the Mother-In-Law from hell will climb off her broomstick for a while.. Right, and Mary figure John would quit nagging sometime this century, too. And then turn into a leprechaun and hauk a solid gold lugie. But at least there is tonight!

     
11. larfus, 19, May 2007, 0:50 |  
    

    brain drain

     
12. Lung the Younger, 19, May 2007, 11:22 |  
    Chuck Norris in a still from “Tough Guys Don’t Know How to Cry - IV”

     
13. pablo, 19, May 2007, 11:54 |  
    

    At the auditions for Star trek 117, Russell Crowe tries to fill James Doohan’s shoes as the the Chief Engineer. Unfortunately his copy of the scrip read Snotty instead of Scotty.

     
14. Dino, 19, May 2007, 13:38 |  
    So you finally got ahold of my prom picture.

     
15. Meagan, 19, May 2007, 18:26 |  
    

    Joe was happy not to be suffering from anal leakage anymore, but he soon found he was leaking from somewhere else.

     
16. bill, 19, May 2007, 18:29 |  
    dam, a broken head gasket

     
17. skotrik, 19, May 2007, 19:44 |  
    So, that’s where they get artisan water. :-|

     
18. Spud, 19, May 2007, 23:44 |  
    

    Heh, tequila will do that to you everytime.

     
19. Master Solace, 20, May 2007, 5:33 |  
    

    On May 19, 2007, Spud furiously scribbled: Heh, tequila will do that to you everytime.

    2498 will be quoted here]

    So that’s why the guys won’t tell me what I looked like after I had the shots tequila…..

     
20. Patti, 20, May 2007, 9:43 |  
    good one!

    :D

     
21. Patti, 20, May 2007, 9:44 |  
    good one!

    :D

     
22. Patti, 20, May 2007, 9:44 |  
    good one!

    :D

     
23. The Natural EMP, 20, May 2007, 10:55 |  
    Screen shot from Tori Amos’s vid for Caught a Light Sneeze

     
24. nanner, 20, May 2007, 12:17 |  
    This man looks like Russell Crow.

     
25. nanner, 20, May 2007, 12:17 |  
    This man looks like Russell Crow.

     
26. metalmom, 20, May 2007, 14:01 |  
    WOW! Taking that shit really took alot of effort!

     
27. Keith Burgin, 20, May 2007, 22:13 |  
    “So who’s next for anal sex? I’m not quite full yet.”

     
28. Seo digger, 21, May 2007, 9:01 |  
    It is similar on hemingway. Too with a tube

     
29. Astryd, 21, May 2007, 14:58 |  
    

    Rules of Boozing 75. Beer makes you mellow, champagne makes you silly, wine makes you dramatic, tequila makes you felonious.

    Being Mexican I have learned the trick here is not to get caught.

     
30. Elliot the Dunk, 22, May 2007, 14:12 |  
    

    Momo the Human Anglerfish.