No matter how many women a man sleeps around with, he can always get his true love back by making puppy dog eyes at her in a nightclub
While Latino men need to bundle up in thick winter coats in Southern California, Latina women find that hot pants and a sequined bra are the perfect outfit for any weather condition: hot, cold or monsoon
Cellphones have outstanding reception, even in remote Mexican ghost towns
Drum machines are actually powered by an old Cuban man with a straw hat and congas
It is not only acceptable to go to a formal dance in Doc Martens and black lingerie, it is admirable; within minutes, everyone in the room will follow suit by losing their suits
Every small town has a black tie nightclub, in which all cheating lovers can be found
All bouncers have greased-back ponytails
Low riders bounce perfectly to Reggaeton beats
The better a Latina is dressed, the more likely she is to get nasty in an oily, mechanic’s garage
WooHoo! 1st in line - - - What I learned from your comments is I’m glad I didn’t waste my time watching MTV! :puke:
Baby vs Cobra - Now THAT’s Entertainment
Spud, 14, May 2007, 2:21 |
“2. While Latino men need to bundle up in thick winter coats in Southern California, Latina women find that hot pants and a sequined bra are the perfect outfit for any weather condition: hot, cold or monsoon.”
Actually, I was going to make some pithy comment about the above passage, but you know what? I’m just getting/got real bored with MTv videos these days, Rap/bling bling music is missing a letter, and that letter is C. Who in the hell thinks up this crap come drivel that tries to pass itself of as music.
Farking hell, yeah girlie girls all just hang out in halta tops in da hood and do dare ting to da rap bro.
11. You CANNOT use the word ‘corazón’ too often in a song.
12. Latino men can get away with wearing higher heels than their girlfriends and all things considered, probably should.
13. Car roofs do not exist below the RÃo Grande.
Spud, 14, May 2007, 4:35 |
14. All Latino chicky babes are hot for sex.
15. Latino grandparents rock da house.
16. No matter how low a pair of pants are on a bloke, they will never, I repeat, never fall down.
17. Police always smile and think it’s terrific music.
Gladia, 14, May 2007, 5:18 |
Well no comments on the mtv thing, I’ve never watched it, but I really doubt I’ve missed much judging from the comments so far. Baby v Cobra however…….. I love snakes, but couldn’t the parents find a real babysitter, or is their kid that difficult to deal with??????
Buck, 14, May 2007, 6:23 |
I learned the VH1 Classic show metal videos on saturday mornings!
sledge, 14, May 2007, 7:10 |
no matter how much you weigh,thongs and the lowest of the low rise looks great on latina chicks
patrick, 14, May 2007, 9:15 |
Not one damned thing! I’ve never watchted MTV 3 and if I did I wouldn’t admit it! Or at least not in public.
20. Women are curvy in latin videos. Not fat (and never like Skeletor). I like that, but no matter how hot the girls are, for some reason the camera’s have a magnetic attraction to the ugly guy “singing” the fucking song.
21. No amount of ass jiggling is too much.
22. The worst shape the singers teeth are, the more close-ups of his face we get.
23. Background dancers can jiggle in slow motion to where even the most attractive of them can suddenly invoke your gag reflex…
*Atrevete-te-te salte del closet. Destapate, quitate el esmalte. Deja de taparte, andale ponte hiper.
Dare to-to-to come out of the closet. Uncover (Bare) yourself, take off the nailpolish. Stop covering yourself (fronting), come on get hiper* This song just confuses me that much more.
junkman, 14, May 2007, 11:43 |
darest one even think of the unmentionable today? :boob:
Suffering incisors, Astryd. ‘Quitate el esmalte’ could be translated as ‘remove your enamel’. For a minute there, I thought you were making reference to point Nº. 22 again.
That’s true. I hadn’t thought of that. (I was doing my nails when I heard this) Considering it mentions coming out of the closet I went with the first interpretation that came to mind.
Can’t these people afford Full Dental?!
pablo, 14, May 2007, 13:27 |
I haven’t watched Mtv since the mid 80’s. Plus, pablo no habla espanol.
junkman, 14, May 2007, 13:47 |
[Comment ID #181755 will be quoted here] you and me both. i figured i had learned all that there was to be learned from mtv when the culture club hit the screen.
Re: Latest Poll-I agree we need more Mandy (among many others). I miss her too but it’s up to her to participate. Freedom of choice and all. But I’m sorry if little old me is too much for you (insert sympathy icon here). It’s just me!
(*picturing Mandy naked**being tired of all this talk about Mandy**we need way more Mandy and less Astryd*)
One can’t please EVERYONE!
Bigwavdave, 14, May 2007, 15:57 |
I gotta work on my Photoshop skills.
pablo, 14, May 2007, 16:24 |
Loved the video. Here’s aa little known fact. This is from Samuel L Jackson’s family vault. There wasn’t sound included with the clip but according to his mother his first words were, “I’m getting tired of all these muthar fuckin’ snakes on my muthar fuckin’ blanket” the rest is history.
dougieace, 14, May 2007, 17:41 |
Mandy,
Flash Gordon, 14, May 2007, 20:40 |
How about a wet tee-shirt contest starring the
Zilla girls? Proceeds to charity. :wang: :boob:
chainstay, 14, May 2007, 21:17 |
I would wholeheartedly suggest that if you have any questiones, go to “Ask a Mexican. com”
AnnieB, 14, May 2007, 21:50 |
Astryd … I wouldn’t give a second thought to a gutless wonder that would post their opinion anonymously in the Latest Poll section. I always find you entertaining. Screw him/her. I changed my Avatar to reflect my opinion of this delightful person.
Drusky, 14, May 2007, 23:15 |
[Comment ID #181794 will be quoted here]
Now AnnieB, don’t hold back… go ahead and say how you feel. It’s not healthy to hold back…
Seriously, I have to agree. I find Astryd an agreeable addition to the ZillaWorld. Funny, perky, playful. The kind of things that make up a pinup girl’s bio…
Mandy, 15, May 2007, 1:48 |
[Comment ID #181794 will be quoted here]
Can’t we all just get a long ? I love you all. Please drink responsibly.
vacunya, 15, May 2007, 2:03 |
[Comment ID #181708 will be quoted here]
16. in the real world, low-hanging jeans makes you an easy target for pantsing, coz its not that hard to pants someone when their pants are hanging at their knees to begin with
Not to worry Pablo. We knew another gringo Pablo over here once who didn’t speak a word of Castillian either. He always introduced himself as Pablonohablo.
Aw, shucks. Thanks guys! I’m not offended really, it’s a compliment for me to know that I’m making a big enough impact in someone’s life to make them miserable enough to publicly, though cowardly, complain. (Too much/hot to handle! )Gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside and an air of pride!! (smugly holds head up high)
Mandy-With that thing , we can definitely get along!!
Drusky- Funny, perky, playful. The kind of things that make up a pinup girl’s bio . !
Drusky, 15, May 2007, 16:57 |
[Comment ID #181818 will be quoted here]
StevieC, 16, May 2007, 9:21 |
Geez, go away for a few days and come back to find someone dissin’ Astryd. Sheesh!
We love ya girl (several times over, actually :wang:)
Zillaland wouldn’t be any fun without ALL the great Zillagals. A toast to each and everyone of these lovely lasses
To the anonymous poster - if you don’t like it, :wang:U We’re here for the laughs, the friends, and the occasional road trip. Have a :java:, mellow out, and enjoy the ride.
I was gone for quite awhile, and it nice to know that the laughs are still intact……and I agree with you StevieC…I raise my glass for that toast …
While I still don’t post that often still, I do read every post and comment and I do have to say that whether it is Mandy, Astryd, or any other of the great Zillagals(soon to have it’s on wikipedia entry if it we use it some more)…I think all of you lovely ladies deserve the “Master Solace Full-Mast Award” …
Now please for a moment of silence while I give these ladies a trouser snake salute….
And I guess while I’m at it, I should probably give my shout out to Spud……I have returned to inject nightmares into the souls of the innocent…..or maybe just poke fun at them……
And Mr. Zilla, just so you know, I am feeling much, MUCH better now……
WooHoo! 1st in line - - - What I learned from your comments is I’m glad I didn’t waste my time watching MTV!
:puke: 
Baby vs Cobra - Now THAT’s Entertainment
“2. While Latino men need to bundle up in thick winter coats in Southern California, Latina women find that hot pants and a sequined bra are the perfect outfit for any weather condition: hot, cold or monsoon.”
Actually, I was going to make some pithy comment about the above passage, but you know what? I’m just getting/got real bored with MTv videos these days, Rap/bling bling music is missing a letter, and that letter is C. Who in the hell thinks up this crap come drivel that tries to pass itself of as music.
Farking hell, yeah girlie girls all just hang out in halta tops in da hood and do dare ting to da rap bro.
blah blah blah.
11. You CANNOT use the word ‘corazón’ too often in a song.
12. Latino men can get away with wearing higher heels than their girlfriends and all things considered, probably should.
13. Car roofs do not exist below the RÃo Grande.
14. All Latino chicky babes are hot for sex.
15. Latino grandparents rock da house.
16. No matter how low a pair of pants are on a bloke, they will never, I repeat, never fall down.
17. Police always smile and think it’s terrific music.
Well no comments on the mtv thing, I’ve never watched it, but I really doubt I’ve missed much judging from the comments so far. Baby v Cobra however…….. I love snakes, but couldn’t the parents find a real babysitter, or is their kid that difficult to deal with??????
I learned the VH1 Classic show metal videos on saturday mornings!
no matter how much you weigh,thongs and the lowest of the low rise looks great on latina chicks
Not one damned thing! I’ve never watchted MTV 3 and if I did I wouldn’t admit it! Or at least not in public.
20. Women are curvy in latin videos. Not fat (and never like Skeletor). I like that, but no matter how hot the girls are, for some reason the camera’s have a magnetic attraction to the ugly guy “singing” the fucking song.
21. No amount of ass jiggling is too much.
22. The worst shape the singers teeth are, the more close-ups of his face we get.
23. Background dancers can jiggle in slow motion to where even the most attractive of them can suddenly invoke your gag reflex…
*Atrevete-te-te salte del closet. Destapate, quitate el esmalte. Deja de taparte, andale ponte hiper.
Dare to-to-to come out of the closet. Uncover (Bare) yourself, take off the nailpolish. Stop covering yourself (fronting), come on get hiper*
This song just confuses me that much more.
darest one even think of the unmentionable today?
:boob: 
Suffering incisors, Astryd. ‘Quitate el esmalte’ could be translated as ‘remove your enamel’. For a minute there, I thought you were making reference to point Nº. 22 again.
That’s true. I hadn’t thought of that. (I was doing my nails when I heard this) Considering it mentions coming out of the closet I went with the first interpretation that came to mind.
Can’t these people afford Full Dental?!
I haven’t watched Mtv since the mid 80’s. Plus, pablo no habla espanol.
[Comment ID #181755 will be quoted here] you and me both. i figured i had learned all that there was to be learned from mtv when the culture club hit the screen.
Re: Latest Poll-I agree we need more Mandy (among many others). I miss her too
but it’s up to her to participate. Freedom of choice and all. 
But I’m sorry if little old me is too much for you (insert sympathy icon here). It’s just me! 
(*picturing Mandy naked**being tired of all this talk about Mandy**we need way more Mandy and less Astryd*)
One can’t please EVERYONE!
I gotta work on my Photoshop skills.
Loved the video. Here’s aa little known fact. This is from Samuel L Jackson’s family vault. There wasn’t sound included with the clip but according to his mother his first words were, “I’m getting tired of all these muthar fuckin’ snakes on my muthar fuckin’ blanket” the rest is history.
Mandy,
How about a wet tee-shirt contest starring the
:wang: 
:boob: 
Zilla girls? Proceeds to charity.
I would wholeheartedly suggest that if you have any questiones, go to “Ask a Mexican. com”
Astryd … I wouldn’t give a second thought to a gutless wonder that would post their opinion anonymously in the Latest Poll section. I always find you entertaining. Screw him/her. I changed my Avatar to reflect my opinion of this delightful person.
[Comment ID #181794 will be quoted here]
Now AnnieB, don’t hold back… go ahead and say how you feel. It’s not healthy to hold back…
Seriously, I have to agree. I find Astryd an agreeable addition to the ZillaWorld. Funny, perky, playful. The kind of things that make up a pinup girl’s bio…
[Comment ID #181794 will be quoted here]
Can’t we all just get a long
?
I love you all. Please drink responsibly.
[Comment ID #181708 will be quoted here]
16. in the real world, low-hanging jeans makes you an easy target for pantsing, coz its not that hard to pants someone when their pants are hanging at their knees to begin with
I’m suddenly really glad I’ve never watched MTV
Not to worry Pablo. We knew another gringo Pablo over here once who didn’t speak a word of Castillian either. He always introduced himself as Pablonohablo.
[Comment ID #181758 will be quoted here]
You are not alone.
[Comment ID #181794 will be quoted here]
Aw, shucks. Thanks guys!
I’m not offended really, it’s a compliment for me to know that I’m making a big enough impact in someone’s life to make them miserable enough to publicly, though cowardly, complain. 
(Too much/hot to handle! 
)Gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside and an air of pride!! (smugly holds head up high)
Mandy-With that thing
, we can definitely get along!!
Drusky- Funny, perky, playful. The kind of things that make up a pinup girl’s bio
. 
!
[Comment ID #181818 will be quoted here]
Geez, go away for a few days and come back to find someone dissin’ Astryd. Sheesh!
We love ya girl (several times over, actually
:wang:)
Zillaland wouldn’t be any fun without ALL the great Zillagals. A toast to each and everyone of these lovely lasses
To the anonymous poster - if you don’t like it, :wang:U
We’re here for the laughs, the friends, and the occasional road trip. Have a :java:, mellow out, and enjoy the ride.
I was gone for quite awhile, and it nice to know that the laughs are still intact……and I agree with you StevieC…I raise my glass for that toast
…
While I still don’t post that often still, I do read every post and comment and I do have to say that whether it is Mandy, Astryd, or any other of the great Zillagals(soon to have it’s on wikipedia entry if it we use it some more)…I think all of you lovely ladies deserve the “Master Solace Full-Mast Award”
…
Now please for a moment of silence while I give these ladies a trouser snake salute….
And I guess while I’m at it, I should probably give my shout out to Spud……I have returned to inject nightmares into the souls of the innocent…..or maybe just poke fun at them……
And Mr. Zilla, just so you know, I am feeling much, MUCH better now……