Schindler’s Lift

11 May, 2007 Latest: dougieace, Drusky, Driver, pablo, Monas,

They were repairing the elevator in our lobby this week and I couldn’t help noticing the name of the repair company.

Schindler's Lift

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28 comments:

  1. AnnieB, 11, May 2007, 7:46 |  
    AnnieB

    Make a list, you’re going down.

     
  2. sledge, 11, May 2007, 8:52 |  

    If we go past the stop sign will we be saved?Annie you said it all

     
  3. junkman, 11, May 2007, 9:30 |  

    fill your angelic colon or schindler shaft with pop rocks today for a killer tortoise head. :idea:

     
  4. Astryd, 11, May 2007, 9:58 |  

    I wonder…does Angel’s Colon taste just like chicken?

     
  5. junkman, 11, May 2007, 10:37 |  

    [Comment ID #181342 will be quoted here] boy, this comment could really open up pandora’s box. :twisted:

     
  6. StevieC, 11, May 2007, 10:47 |  
    StevieC

    [Comment ID #181353 will be quoted here]

    I didn’t know Pandora’s box was located anywhere near Angel’s colon. :wtf:

     
  7. Astryd, 11, May 2007, 11:33 |  

    [Comment ID #181353 will be quoted here]

    That’s what I’m here for! :P :twisted: And I’m glad to be of service!

    [Comment ID #181354 will be quoted here]

    As long as I’ve known, the Box has always been nearby the Colon… :twisted:

    AnnieB-Re: Avatar- *MUA*

     
  8. Lung the Younger, 11, May 2007, 11:42 |  

    Well if Schindler’s lift is broken you could always try the 39 steps or even Jacob’s ladder but don’t just stand there in the Annie Hall scratching your Howard’s end. There must be a Carlito’s way to get back up to your office space.

     
  9. Spud, 11, May 2007, 12:36 |  

    If I wasn’t so pissed as a fart, I would most likely not come up up with a pithy response.

    Fark.

    :puke:

     
  10. junkman, 11, May 2007, 12:50 |  

    pithed as a fart by noon. that’s it i’m leaving work now.

     
  11. StevieC, 11, May 2007, 13:16 |  
    StevieC

    [Comment ID #181359 will be quoted here]

    It’s just that I’ve tempted and teased Pandora’s box many a time, and trust me, she’s no Angel! :twisted:

     
  12. Meagan, 11, May 2007, 14:26 |  

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    I’m guessing something came out of her box then?

    :twisted:

     
  13. StevieC, 11, May 2007, 14:39 |  
    StevieC

    [Comment ID #181379 will be quoted here]

    A gentleman doesn’t kiss and tell. Then again, a gentleman wouldn’t do some of the things that I’ve done to Pandora either. :twisted:

     
  14. Astryd, 11, May 2007, 14:52 |  

    [Comment ID #181375 will be quoted here]

    I’m Innocent I Tell You! INNOCENT!! :twisted: tee hee
    ~Pandora~

     
  15. Astryd, 11, May 2007, 14:57 |  

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    If you’re headed in the other direction though take the Highway to Hell. :P

     
  16. StevieC, 11, May 2007, 15:04 |  
    StevieC

    [Comment ID #181384 will be quoted here]

    Innocent, eh? Hmmm, time to break out the CSI kit and dust this one for fingerprints. Hey Meagan, break out the cuffs and jumper cables, we’ve got work to do. And if she moves, *ZAP* her! :twisted:

     
  17. dougieace, 11, May 2007, 17:45 |  

    Achtung Dave,you take ze stairs today.and you may smoke a turd in purgatory for this one.save me a seat!

     
  18. Drusky, 11, May 2007, 21:34 |  

    Re: Killer tortoise…
    Must be a male to be that determined in chasing pussy… I wonder if the pussy(cat) is named Pandora? :)

     
  19. Drusky, 11, May 2007, 21:38 |  

    Schindler: Saving Jewish office workers from the evils of the Third Rise… :twisted:

     
  20. Driver, 11, May 2007, 21:47 |  
    Driver

    [Comment ID #181387 will be quoted here]

    Can I do the vaginal swab. Oh wait I dont have any Qtips, ah I’ll improvise sluuurp :P

     
  21. Meagan, 12, May 2007, 14:24 |  

    [Comment ID #181387 will be quoted here]

    Shall I take the DNA sample or you?

     
  22. StevieC, 12, May 2007, 15:19 |  
    StevieC

    [Comment ID #181489 will be quoted here]

    I’ll leave one and you take one :twisted: How’s that sound?

     
  23. pablo, 12, May 2007, 19:28 |  

    Royals To Get A Taste Of Angels’ Colon

    Right up there with NASCAR fans love to watch Dick Tricle

     
  24. pablo, 12, May 2007, 20:45 |  

    OK Zilla-ettes, You need to know your limitations. See what can happen-

    There was a horny young lady named Lil,
    Who fucked dynamite sticks for a thrill.
    They found her vagina
    In North Carolina
    And bits of her tits in Brazil!

     
  25. junkman, 12, May 2007, 22:09 |  

    pithed ath a fart thinth work yetherday. thanks thpud. 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

     
  26. Spud, 12, May 2007, 22:23 |  

    Happy to oblige! :lol:

     
  27. Astryd, 13, May 2007, 22:32 |  

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    (Entire body shudders) mmmmm… *ZAP*

    [Comment ID #181495 will be quoted here]

    …all this while bound what fun!! *ZAP*

     
  28. Monas, 18, May 2007, 8:16 |  

    There can be a company belongs to the grandson?