Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

1. Velvet Lounge Usage: “The Velvet Lounge is open for business.”
2. Hip Sconce Usage: “The hip sconce needs attending to.”
3. Soft Cloth Car Wash* Usage: “Like a run through the ole Soft Cloth Car Wash?”
4. LOLPUSSEH Usage: “Lolpusseh am in ur unerwarez, taunting ur mens.”
5. Spadina Usage: “That’s a rather large Spadina you have there.”
6. What are your personal names for girly bits? Please don’t be too gross.

With assistance from the lovely Natalie

See also: Unused euphemisms for boy bits

1. Atrocious Mushroom Usage: “Then he pulled out his Atrocious Mushroom…”
2. Pleasure Girder* Usage: “He ravished me with his Enormous Pleasure Girder.”
3. Fun Log Usage: “Hey, baby. Bet ya never seen a Fun Log like this.”
4. Pink Zucchini* Usage: “I was tending the Pink Zucchini.”
5. Land Eel Usage: “Don’t be frightened. That’s just my Land Eel peeking out.”
6. Boy Tube* Usage: “You got a Boy Tube.”
7. Remote Control Usage: “Stop playing with your Remote Control when we have company.”
8. Boy Canolli Usage: “I wasn’t going to do him till he showed me hos Boy Canolli.”
9. TEH Peeneh Usage: “LULZ! Invisble peeneh! kthxbai.”
10. What are your personal names for boy bits? Please don’t be too gross.

*With assistance from the lovely Natalie. Tomorrow: euphemisms for girly bits.