Larry displays his binary (base two) system for counting on his fingers from 0 to 1023, using each finger and thumb as a binary digit. Considering the right thumb the ‘1’s and the left little finger the ‘512’s, this system has proven effective for truly dedicated clock watchers.
567 minutes from now, Larry expects to be meeting the delightful engineer in the next cubicle — on a date. Larry asked Debbie some 3 weeks ago (480 hours, 12 minutes ago!) to accompany him to a movie this evening.
I wouldn’t wonder that Larry’s normal habits, a large bowl of oatmeal for breakfast, three burritos for lunch, and chili for a mid afternoon snack, might have an .. explosive .. impact on the fair Debby. Larry hadn’t considered it, but it is probably best that Debbie will be leaving her kids with a sitter for the evening. Just in case an .. ill wind .. blows a cold chill across the evening, the two kids will be safe and miles away.
Unless Larry gets lucky, in 566 minutes!
Amanda B., 28, April 2007, 6:33 |
Side effects from being tazered! :(
AnnieB, 28, April 2007, 7:18 |
On April 28, 2007, Brad K. furiously scribbled:
567!
Larry displays his binary (base two) system for counting on his fingers from 0 to 1023, using each finger and thumb as a binary digit. Considering the right thumb the ‘1’s and the left little finger the ‘512’s, this system has proven effective for truly dedicated clock watchers.
567 minutes from now, Larry expects to be meeting the delightful engineer in the next cubicle — on a date. Larry asked Debbie some 3 weeks ago (480 hours, 12 minutes ago!) to accompany him to a movie this evening.
I wouldn’t wonder that Larry’s normal habits, a large bowl of oatmeal for breakfast, three burritos for lunch, and chili for a mid afternoon snack, might have an .. explosive .. impact on the fair Debby. Larry hadn’t considered it, but it is probably best that Debbie will be leaving her kids with a sitter for the evening. Just in case an .. ill wind .. blows a cold chill across the evening, the two kids will be safe and miles away.
Unless Larry gets lucky, in 566 minutes!
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Oh Man, you just gave me a fucking headache.
Morning P.
sledge, 28, April 2007, 7:38 |
amazing that they let him out of the home to work in an office. Probably in customer service or software support
junkman, 28, April 2007, 7:48 |
-he was a one eyed, one horned, flying purple penis eater….
-i think the good vs. evil foosball table is an exact representation of how the world has worked since the dawn of time. can someone please drop a ball in there while the rest of us continue on with the real game of life.
-old people rock! in chairs.
Queen Mo, 28, April 2007, 8:44 |
That video would make an exellent polident ad. I am relly diasppointed that no one from the rascal riders was represented. Do you think they are the biker’s of geriatric generation?
The boss thought it would be a good idea to initiate Gangsta Day at the office to boost morality. But when Douglas, the IT guy, came into work in full character, he had no idea how many sexual harassment claims would be filled that day.
Douglas: “Hey Susan! Why don’t you get that sweet ass of yours into the supply closet for a little back door boogie?”
SLAP!!!
Anna, 28, April 2007, 9:41 |
another one that is NOT Zilla-girl material!
Bjorn Freeh, 28, April 2007, 10:10 |
On April 28, 2007, Brad K. furiously scribbled:
567!
Larry displays his binary (base two) system for counting on his fingers from 0 to 1023, using each finger and thumb as a binary digit. Considering the right thumb the ‘1’s and the left little finger the ‘512’s, this system has proven effective for truly dedicated clock watchers.
567 minutes from now, Larry expects to be meeting the delightful engineer in the next cubicle — on a date. Larry asked Debbie some 3 weeks ago (480 hours, 12 minutes ago!) to accompany him to a movie this evening.
I wouldn’t wonder that Larry’s normal habits, a large bowl of oatmeal for breakfast, three burritos for lunch, and chili for a mid afternoon snack, might have an .. explosive .. impact on the fair Debby. Larry hadn’t considered it, but it is probably best that Debbie will be leaving her kids with a sitter for the evening. Just in case an .. ill wind .. blows a cold chill across the evening, the two kids will be safe and miles away.
Unless Larry gets lucky, in 566 minutes!
8866 will be quoted here]
Ummm… but there are no 2s or 3s in binary…
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don’t.
:P
Bigwavdave, 28, April 2007, 10:43 |
His lanyard says PSYCHEMEDICS. He’s an escapee from the loony bin. Must have stolen the security badge (or backstage pass) in order to make good his getaway. A little poem:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’m a schizophrenic
And so am I
Flash Gordon, 28, April 2007, 11:26 |
Alright, class. This is 7, not my I.Q.
AnnieB, 28, April 2007, 12:22 |
On April 28, 2007, Bjorn Freeh furiously scribbled:
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Ummm… but there are no 2s or 3s in binary…
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don’t.
9009 will be quoted here]
Yeah, the ones and the zeros. I love you man. I just said the obvious … lol
Mikeme, 28, April 2007, 12:53 |
Casual day at the local Hamas office.
Myra, 28, April 2007, 12:54 |
The local rep for the SpasticsRUs local union. Love the link to the coolest foosball table I have ever seen! :o
AnnieB, 28, April 2007, 13:36 |
Okay, this is getting fucking ridiculous. I know about two hundred people stop by here daily and yet Davezilla only has 20 fucking votes. You get two votes morons. If another site tickles your fancy you can still vote for Dave.
A. Vote and I will post an 8X10 nude photo.
B. I will kick your ass.
I think that about covers your readership Dave. This is my 3rd appeal to get these jerk-offs to vote. I love you darling but if they don’t respond now, it’s fucking hopeless.
Picklemon, 28, April 2007, 15:09 |
On April 28, 2007, AnnieB furiously scribbled:
Okay, this is getting fucking ridiculous. I know about two hundred people stop by here daily and yet Davezilla only has 20 fucking votes. You get two votes morons. If another site tickles your fancy you can still vote for Dave.
A. Vote and I will post an 8X10 nude photo.
B. I will kick your ass.
I think that about covers your readership Dave. This is my 3rd appeal to get these jerk-offs to vote. I love you darling but if they don’t respond now, it’s fucking hopeless.
9020 will be quoted here]
I am typing this with one hand while laying in the fetal positon under my desk, repeating I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry…
Mikeme, 28, April 2007, 15:11 |
Of course, It’s hard to beat a well kicked ass, but a 8 x 10 glossy is super! :boob:
pablo, 28, April 2007, 15:14 |
On April 28, 2007, AnnieB furiously scribbled:
Okay, this is getting fucking ridiculous. I know about two hundred people stop by here daily and yet Davezilla only has 20 fucking votes. You get two votes morons. If another site tickles your fancy you can still vote for Dave.
A. Vote and I will post an 8X10 nude photo.
B. I will kick your ass.
I think that about covers your readership Dave. This is my 3rd appeal to get these jerk-offs to vote. I love you darling but if they don’t respond now, it’s fucking hopeless.
9020 will be quoted here]
I already voted so you can just e-mail the picture or you can stop by and I’ll just snap one.
Just one? Oh my, now I’m concerned. I was thinking more along the lines of a whole album. Better yet, a video. Are you up for that?
AnnieB, 28, April 2007, 17:11 |
Mea maxima culpa. I’m a dumbass. You can only vote once in each category. (Pablo - how did you manage to vote twice for “Best Humor Site”? If all it took was charm and good looks, I could have voted a zillion times.) Well, really, who the hell else would you vote for? There I go again, spouting pointless drivel. Anywho … sorry about that misinformation.
A and B still stands though.
Picklemon and Mikeme … I love you. Photo on the way M. P… Mmmm, submissive. I like that.
Mikeme, 28, April 2007, 17:37 |
On April 28, 2007, AnnieB furiously scribbled:
Mea maxima culpa. I’m a dumbass. You can only vote once in each category. (Pablo - how did you manage to vote twice for “Best Humor Site”? If all it took was charm and good looks, I could have voted a zillion times.) Well, really, who the hell else would you vote for? There I go again, spouting pointless drivel. Anywho … sorry about that misinformation.
A and B still stands though.
Picklemon and Mikeme … I love you. Photo on the way M. P… Mmmm, submissive. I like that.
9072 will be quoted here]
I stand voted and devoted!
pablo, 28, April 2007, 18:40 |
On April 28, 2007, AnnieB furiously scribbled:
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Just one? Oh my, now I’m concerned. I was thinking more along the lines of a whole album. Better yet, a video. Are you up for that?
9044 will be quoted here]
You have me standing at atention
StevieC, 28, April 2007, 20:07 |
On April 28, 2007, AnnieB furiously scribbled:
Okay, this is getting fucking ridiculous. I know about two hundred people stop by here daily and yet Davezilla only has 20 fucking votes. You get two votes morons. If another site tickles your fancy you can still vote for Dave.
A. Vote and I will post an 8X10 nude photo.
B. I will kick your ass.
I think that about covers your readership Dave. This is my 3rd appeal to get these jerk-offs to vote. I love you darling but if they don’t respond now, it’s fucking hopeless.
9020 will be quoted here]
Preferring option A to B, I voted a long time ago.
This guy is living proof why a total loser like me gets laid so much more than he does.
(uhhh, what am I saying?)
Drusky, 28, April 2007, 21:01 |
This would be a perfectly timed picture taken about 1/4 of a second after a spaz passes a Taco Bell fart…
On April 28, 2007, AnnieB furiously scribbled:
Mea maxima culpa. I’m a dumbass. You can only vote once in each category. (Pablo - how did you manage to vote twice for “Best Humor Site”? If all it took was charm and good looks, I could have voted a zillion times.) Well, really, who the hell else would you vote for? There I go again, spouting pointless drivel. Anywho … sorry about that misinformation.
A and B still stands though.
Picklemon and Mikeme … I love you. Photo on the way M. P… Mmmm, submissive. I like that.
t, but… will I get your (autographed?) picture if I guilt trip you for your mistake anyway? :P
Flash Gordon, 28, April 2007, 22:18 |
On April 28, 2007, AnnieB furiously scribbled:
Okay, this is getting fucking ridiculous. I know about two hundred people stop by here daily and yet Davezilla only has 20 fucking votes. You get two votes morons. If another site tickles your fancy you can still vote for Dave.
A. Vote and I will post an 8X10 nude photo.
B. I will kick your ass.
I think that about covers your readership Dave. This is my 3rd appeal to get these jerk-offs to vote. I love you darling but if they don’t respond now, it’s fucking hopeless.
9020 will be quoted here]
B. is good. You can kick my scrawny ass any time!
However, in the interest of A., I will vote for Dave
as soon as I can jump through the hoops. :kiss: :kiss:,sugar.(anxiously awaiting
posting of the 8 x 10. :wang:
Anna, 29, April 2007, 2:03 |
Annie B … leave me the fuck alone … I vote if I want to … and I ain’t interested in any of your pictures.
This is Dave’s log …. not a page for the better glory of Annie B. Start your own blog since you’ve got sooooo much to say.
Anybody else notice that all the girls are leaving?? You unfaithful bastards ….
Besides that …. I’m in a great mood.
AnnieB, 29, April 2007, 7:39 |
My goodness … Good Morning to you too. Hope you’re feeling better.
Don’t worry, Anna, I’m still here!
And AnnieB, since I already voted, you can send my 8×10 to one of the guys so they can have two. I’ll even throw in a picture of Betty and Bertha for them.
AnnieB, 29, April 2007, 20:50 |
I’m a little puzzled by your tirade telling AnnieB off, bringing her down a peg or two, showing her the err of her ways. I looked back at the posts I made yesterday and I was the same old bitchy troublemaker I’ve always been. I truly wish you had informed me sooner that they somehow pissed you off. It would have afforded me the opportunity to tell you to go fuck yourself a lot sooner.
The bullshit about the voting is only because you didn’t have to loyalty to vote for Davezilla. I’ll pimp for him any damn time I feel like it.
That jealous shrew side of you is quite unattractive and you really should try to curb it just a tad.
The Zilla guys are always up for a little fun and games with ANYONE. That’s the nature of the beast and why they are so lovable. If you’ll kindly notice I did not say I was going to post an 8 X 10 of ME. I was thinking more along the lines of an orangutan.
I think most gals (and guys) just scroll on past my posts and don’t give them a second thought. You might try the same. I’d hate for you to slip off that fragile edge (you seem perilously close) into complete insanity because of some moronic thing I said.
If you didn’t get my drift … up yours, bite me and please don’t forget the aforementioned go fuck yourself.
Dude can’t decide if he wants to be a Spock-er or a Rocker.
Today is the day! Being spazdic is cool! Get on down with my bad self
I see nothing that a good stiff upper cut wouldn’t fix.
567!
Larry displays his binary (base two) system for counting on his fingers from 0 to 1023, using each finger and thumb as a binary digit. Considering the right thumb the ‘1’s and the left little finger the ‘512’s, this system has proven effective for truly dedicated clock watchers.
567 minutes from now, Larry expects to be meeting the delightful engineer in the next cubicle — on a date. Larry asked Debbie some 3 weeks ago (480 hours, 12 minutes ago!) to accompany him to a movie this evening.
I wouldn’t wonder that Larry’s normal habits, a large bowl of oatmeal for breakfast, three burritos for lunch, and chili for a mid afternoon snack, might have an .. explosive .. impact on the fair Debby. Larry hadn’t considered it, but it is probably best that Debbie will be leaving her kids with a sitter for the evening. Just in case an .. ill wind .. blows a cold chill across the evening, the two kids will be safe and miles away.
Unless Larry gets lucky, in 566 minutes!
Side effects from being tazered! :(
Oh Man, you just gave me a fucking headache.
Morning P.
amazing that they let him out of the home to work in an office. Probably in customer service or software support
-he was a one eyed, one horned, flying purple penis eater…. -i think the good vs. evil foosball table is an exact representation of how the world has worked since the dawn of time. can someone please drop a ball in there while the rest of us continue on with the real game of life. -old people rock! in chairs.
That video would make an exellent polident ad. I am relly diasppointed that no one from the rascal riders was represented. Do you think they are the biker’s of geriatric generation?
The boss thought it would be a good idea to initiate Gangsta Day at the office to boost morality. But when Douglas, the IT guy, came into work in full character, he had no idea how many sexual harassment claims would be filled that day.
Douglas: “Hey Susan! Why don’t you get that sweet ass of yours into the supply closet for a little back door boogie?” SLAP!!!
another one that is NOT Zilla-girl material!
Ummm… but there are no 2s or 3s in binary…
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don’t.
:P
His lanyard says PSYCHEMEDICS. He’s an escapee from the loony bin. Must have stolen the security badge (or backstage pass) in order to make good his getaway. A little poem:
Roses are red Violets are blue I’m a schizophrenic And so am I
Alright, class. This is 7, not my I.Q.
Yeah, the ones and the zeros. I love you man. I just said the obvious … lol
Casual day at the local Hamas office.
The local rep for the SpasticsRUs local union. Love the link to the coolest foosball table I have ever seen! :o
Okay, this is getting fucking ridiculous. I know about two hundred people stop by here daily and yet Davezilla only has 20 fucking votes. You get two votes morons. If another site tickles your fancy you can still vote for Dave.
A. Vote and I will post an 8X10 nude photo.
B. I will kick your ass.
I think that about covers your readership Dave. This is my 3rd appeal to get these jerk-offs to vote. I love you darling but if they don’t respond now, it’s fucking hopeless.
I am typing this with one hand while laying in the fetal positon under my desk, repeating I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry…
Of course, It’s hard to beat a well kicked ass, but a 8 x 10 glossy is super!
:boob:
I already voted so you can just e-mail the picture or you can stop by and I’ll just snap one.
Just one? Oh my, now I’m concerned. I was thinking more along the lines of a whole album. Better yet, a video. Are you up for that?
Mea maxima culpa. I’m a dumbass. You can only vote once in each category. (Pablo - how did you manage to vote twice for “Best Humor Site”? If all it took was charm and good looks, I could have voted a zillion times.) Well, really, who the hell else would you vote for? There I go again, spouting pointless drivel. Anywho … sorry about that misinformation.
A and B still stands though.
Picklemon and Mikeme … I love you. Photo on the way M. P… Mmmm, submissive. I like that.
I stand voted and devoted!
You have me standing at atention
Preferring option A to B, I voted a long time ago.
This guy is living proof why a total loser like me gets laid so much more than he does.
(uhhh, what am I saying?)
This would be a perfectly timed picture taken about 1/4 of a second after a spaz passes a Taco Bell fart…
t, but… will I get your (autographed?) picture if I guilt trip you for your mistake anyway? :PB. is good. You can kick my scrawny ass any time! However, in the interest of A., I will vote for Dave as soon as I can jump through the hoops.
:kiss: :kiss:,sugar.(anxiously awaiting
posting of the 8 x 10. 
:wang: 
Annie B … leave me the fuck alone … I vote if I want to … and I ain’t interested in any of your pictures. This is Dave’s log …. not a page for the better glory of Annie B. Start your own blog since you’ve got sooooo much to say.
Anybody else notice that all the girls are leaving?? You unfaithful bastards ….
Besides that …. I’m in a great mood.
My goodness … Good Morning to you too. Hope you’re feeling better.
Don’t worry, Anna, I’m still here! And AnnieB, since I already voted, you can send my 8×10 to one of the guys so they can have two. I’ll even throw in a picture of Betty and Bertha for them.
I’m a little puzzled by your tirade telling AnnieB off, bringing her down a peg or two, showing her the err of her ways. I looked back at the posts I made yesterday and I was the same old bitchy troublemaker I’ve always been. I truly wish you had informed me sooner that they somehow pissed you off. It would have afforded me the opportunity to tell you to go fuck yourself a lot sooner.
The bullshit about the voting is only because you didn’t have to loyalty to vote for Davezilla. I’ll pimp for him any damn time I feel like it.
That jealous shrew side of you is quite unattractive and you really should try to curb it just a tad.
The Zilla guys are always up for a little fun and games with ANYONE. That’s the nature of the beast and why they are so lovable. If you’ll kindly notice I did not say I was going to post an 8 X 10 of ME. I was thinking more along the lines of an orangutan.
I think most gals (and guys) just scroll on past my posts and don’t give them a second thought. You might try the same. I’d hate for you to slip off that fragile edge (you seem perilously close) into complete insanity because of some moronic thing I said.
If you didn’t get my drift … up yours, bite me and please don’t forget the aforementioned go fuck yourself.
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