My family washes with Barf


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And it costs just pennies per load…
Lemony fresh!
I hear they are working on an new extra chunky formula.
I like the toilet bowl whirlpool on the box. How appropriate.
It’s not surprising that Kermie hurts with that hand shoved up behind his boy bits.
Is that where the term [Acid Wash] came from?
Remember, for soft whiter clothes add ‘upchuck’ to your ‘Barf’
So who manufactures it? Pukter & Gamble or Uniheaver?
“Mommy, Timmy threw up on me!”
“That’s okay, Billy. We’ll clean it up with Barf, the best laundry detergent in getting rid of vomit stains, blood stains and even those nasty skidmarks!”
Barf, now on sale at Wal-Mart in the 99 cent bin!
I think I saw that in a display at Honest Ed’s.
You have to wonder if it works the other way around in Russian.
Tide = Ass candy
All Tempa-Cheer = pussy farts
Arm & Hammer = Betty & Bertha (that’s for you Meagan)
Wisk = dick
OK, it looks like the last 2 days posts have affected my ability to think past my dick.
if alcohol leads to barf, and barf leads to cleanliness, then we should all drink as much as possible in order that we may be cleansed. :java:
Pablo - “OK, it looks like the last 2 days posts have affected my ability to think past my dick.”
Well, that’s a lofty goal at any time … considering your “endowment”.
Well now we know how the Davester has kept his whites so white this past year.
Kermit blowing fozzie the bear…too bad those :java: enemas did not work for old Jim Hansen…
It’s like fight fire with fire. But much messier.
I had a friend with me who had never been to Davezilla(no computer). I think I realllllly messed up her head with the link of the day.I will never look at Kermit the same way or hear that song without thinking of Kermit…..thanks Dave
Gives new meaning to Rainbow Connection, doesn’t it?
The absolute best at removing those embarassing
caused
yellow and brown stains from your
by those girly bits.
YyuuUUUuuck!!
New Improved Barf! 100% guaranteed to chuck out stains.
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The twins thank you
:boob:
Nothing hides that puke-covered shirt from the night out at the stripclub with the boys better than Barf. Your wife will never know…