Unused euphemisms for girly bits
- Velvet Lounge Usage: “The Velvet Lounge is open for business.”
- Hip Sconce Usage: “The hip sconce needs attending to.”
- Soft Cloth Car Wash* Usage: “Like a run through the ole Soft Cloth Car Wash?”
- LOLPUSSEH Usage: “Lolpusseh am in ur unerwarez, taunting ur mens.”
- Spadina Usage: “That’s a rather large Spadina you have there.”
- What are your personal names for girly bits? Please don’t be too gross.
With assistance from the lovely Natalie
See also: Unused euphemisms for boy bits
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Velvet Lounge! Awesome. I am going to implement it into my vocabulary.
Here’s one from me (off the top of my head) — Lady Chatterley.
Funky Cold Spadina!
I believe the worst one I ever heard was from a bunch of foul-mouthed chefs competing for the worst euphemism: Bacon Trench
A comedian I once listened to called it Christmas, which makes all kinds of old phrases have new meaning. “Christmas Present”
We’re fond of the term ‘kittimus maximus’
“Squidlips” & “Knobby”, The Wonder-twins (Form of/Shape of…?)!
I have no idea where I heard it, but it stuck…
“Little man in a boat”
Princess Pudenda
whoopee cushion?
the forgotten country ….
Velvet Lounge?? no no no. Velvet Underground!
Sweet music maker: Some assembly required. Microphone suggested for recording your own personal favorites. Circuit overloads virtually nonexistent.
Gash, lucy, monkey, mushi and anything mentioned in the Bloodhound Gang song “Foxtrot, Uniform, Charlie, Kilo.”
Jose and his Taco Stand
punda - from a Greek friend of mine
who who - from Boys On The Side
Wizard Sleeve - from Drawn Together … I guess this goes with a Magic Sword.
Pilot’s Lounge - better than c*ck pit I guess
and one of my favorites… The Queen’s Latifa
The Hot Dog Bun The Fox Hole “Octo-Pussoir” The Shaved Kitty
the ruby slipper little slice o’ heaven vertical smile red snapper xxx box shot slot fox hole puddin’ cup honey pot sugar bowl hot pocket oven mitt burning bush venus flycatcher bananarama tipper gore (well, she’s a cunt)
Nappy Canoe Monster of Love Bearded Clam “somewhere safe to bury my bone…” RW
-My happy place -Meals on Heels
Pleasure Island
“____ Kitty” (wet, bald, shaved, fluffy, licked, spanked, spoiled, hot, etc) Pink Taco Pink Taco Stand Lady Lady Liberty Lady for your Tramp Miss Muffet’s Tuffet Cave of Wonders Amusement Park (I’ve shut down the factory, it’s an Amusement Park) Rapids (ride on the Rapids)
The Girls Boob magnets (play on words: Boob=Idiot) Caramel Mounds (with cherry on top) Milk Shakes/Jugs Leverne and Shirley Cindy and Mindy Pati, Pami Las Chicas Las Ninas Las Indecentes Tig Bitties Awesome Twosome Gruesome Twosome
So Astryd, which of the girls is your favourite - the left
or the right :boob:?
Left. It’s the spiritual side and I love to voice my (ahem) ardent devotion…Mm, oh yes, Ooh! Oh God!…
…But the right demands attention as well.
Update: My father is still critical in the IC. He woke up a few times and recognized those of us around him. He has speech but it’s slurred and somewhat incoherent. He fades out and can’t be woken up again (he wakes up periodically on his own but not when stirred or talked to). I’ve never seen him this bad but on a good note, he’s not having the seizures every time we wakes up and when he does he can see and san speak…kind of. I have faith and hope that he’ll come out of this one as well. I feel a little better now that I’ve seen him but upset that I had to come back to work and leave him as is. The nurses say they know him well by now and that they know he’s gonna fight through it to his limits and beyond. They kinda joked and said that he’s probably sitting with God giving him an earful on why he shouldn’t be there cuz that’s what he does when he’s at the hospital and that he’s probably sneaking back without permission, that’s why he’s going in and out of conciousness so much… :D Thank you all for your support!
Just wondering since I’m left-handed
*Tuna Taco *Slow Tuna Boat to Spitville *The Ejection Seat *Pandora’s Box *The Honey Hole
here]A John Denver song comes to mind… “Rocky Mountain High”…
Hmmm… today’s topic must be somehow related to why Michael Jackson named his home, “Neverland”.
split-tail
Ya know, I never thought of naming the twins until now, so I’ve determined that the left one is Betty and the right one is Bertha. Betty, Bertha, say hello to everyone
:boob:
“Miss Muffett’s Tuffet”—Bwaa,ha,ha,ha! How about her twat? cooze? socket? :wang killer
:boob:
weasel den rocket pocket knot hole (as opposed to the NOT hole) toothless beaver
If you named them Betty & Wilma you could have a Yabbos dabbo doo time.
“…Bacon Trench”
OMG… I can’t stop laughing!!
fort knox
My fave term for girlie bits: squishmitten My fave term for boy bits: shweenus
At my dad’s house, per his wife, we are not allowed to call ‘bits’ anything other than, Corazones(hearts)
:boob:
Flor(flower) 
and Cochino Meion(baby talk for dirty pee-er) 
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It drives me nuts still! I don’t want my son calling his penis a dirty pee-er, wouldn’t that cause some irreversible deep-seeded mental anguish in the long run?
In my husband’s family, boy bits are noonies and girl bits are wattzies. No one in the whole family knows why, but they all call it the same things.
when we were little the acceptable terms were that a boy had a dinky and a girl had a doodle. dinky cars were always strange for me as was doodle art when it came out.
I think when I was a kid, we called it a pee-pee
, a hoohah 
and bazungas 
:boob:
Barnes and Noble.
I wuz thinkin that if a girly bit is called “Spadina” (by the way, there are two ways of pronouncing that: Spuh DEE nuh Road, Spuh DIE nuh Avenue — see here) the reciprocating boy bit should be known as “Dundas” - as in, take the red rocket to Dundas and Spadina.
Just goes to prove you can take the boy out of Toronto, but you can’t take Toronto outta the boy.
I always thought it was the no-no place
when we were little the acceptable terms were that a boy had a dinky and a girl had a doodle. dinky cars were always strange for me as was doodle art when it came out.
(LMAO) Too funny
I’ll remember that next time I’m in Toronto and going down Dundas and walking up Spadina.
Prune-o-pleasure? prunella? (I suppose these examples are “prunerisms”) Sticky wicket? What?
tool shed…
The pristine playground.