WAIT, I WILL HELPS YOU TYEP!
(My cat likes to help me type)
Update: Jade made the front page of I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?
(My cat likes to help me type)
Update: Jade made the front page of I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?
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Funny, my son does the same thing.
Except he’s usually shouting, “My turn! My turn!” and tries to wrest the keyboard and computer chair from me. (He’s almost 4.)
I love this.
My cat prefers to wander around my monitor, sit behind it and poke his head round the side and sometimes goes after the cursor. Doesn’t make a lot of the mouse, though.
Funny, that… ;)
Wewill now take a short paws
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That’s the way I like it,short and to the point. It’s Saturday, don’t make me think.
My cat died-from leukemia. Frisbee, the multi-colored kitty.
My cats enjoy lying across my arms like a hammock when I am trying to type. They also like to lay on books, newspapers, magazines, and papers I am trying to grade. They like to remind me that they are the only things in the universe worthy on my attention. Of course, my husband tries that too.
PS to Patrick. Sorry to hear about your Frisbee. I know how hard it is to lose a friend.
Is your cat the Sultan of Cleveland?
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My thoughts exactly!
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I’d say she’s more like the queen of Egypt.
And she chatted with me briefly the other day and purred when I sent a photo via IM.
my cat lays on the keyboard tell he gets enough attention thn he leaves
You wait till that cat puts it’s head in there, then snap that laptop shut hard. See if it likes typing after that…
Nah, I kinda like cats, picking it up and softly tossing it across the room will probably do.
you know, my cat does the same thing.
he likes to come and sit directly in front of the screen more, though.
or slam his face into the screen chasingthe pointer.
Mine will actually sit and stare at the fish screensaver I have. Sometimes they will even bat at the fish as they swim by…
I got nothing … not a cat person.
So, I’ll chime in on “My name is an Acronym”.
Association (of)
Nauseating
Narcissistic
Imbeciles
Endlessly
Babbling
I think it fits me perfectly! LOL
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Oh, you’re too hard on yourself, AnnieB, Sweet Thing.
:!: 
I’m glad I figured out that creature in the bus was
not you!
Thanks hon. I figure if you can’t poke fun at yourself then it’s not very sporting to poke fun at others. (I know all this talk of “poking” is getting you hot, but just slow down and save it for your main squeeze). LOL
Hey, good detective work! That was actually my twin sister Bertha!
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I can’t say that I’d blame her. I’d purr if you sent me a photo too!
Hey Verne -
Chek out this new web site. davezilla. All they talk about all day is pussy. Itz da bomb!
Merle.
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How about:
Another
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Naughty
No-no
Is
Expressed
Beautifully
Just remember what it means when a black cat crosses your path to the keyboard…
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Yes, It means 7 minutes of no E-mail!
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Yep, I get the full walk across the keyboard followed by a flick of the tail to the face to complete the pass.
I’ve gathered that this means “I need biscuits” in cat speak.
Hey Merle,
thanks for telling me about the pussy-talk. But actually am more interested in dick.
gratefuly yours,
(La) Verne Cheney
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Splendid effort comrade.
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Sigh. Who could compete with that? My heart is broken. C’est la vie.
APB for mikeB. Where you been buddy? I miss you.
“As a housepet, I’m quite overqualified.”
my name actually is an acronym
it has something to do with biochemistry
Enzyme-
Linked
Immuno-
Sorbent
Assay
not sure what though
Felix, (black cat) sits on the keyboard creating enleeeeeeeeeeeeeess lines of one letter and forcefully but lovingly shoves his head into my nose leaving annoying cat hair all over my cheeks (on my face) purring loudly into my earpiece, usually when I’m on a call, then proceeds to cry out to his momma cuz his love’s draggin’ and she won’t pet him.
If I ignore him he refuses to go away. Instead he falls to his side and grabs onto my arm with all four paws and tries to chew on my typing fingers.
Always
Sufficient
To
Raise
Your
Dick
Another
Sexy
Toy
Requsting
You
Daily (play with me…*bats lashes*)
~~~~
A
Non
Negative
Is
Effectively
Banned
Nice is good sometimes but I still like your everyday ‘tude!
Astonishing (you never cease to amaze)
)
Naughty (I like that word)
Nuances
I
Expect (what would i do without you
Breathlessly (my heart skips a beat at your comments)
~~~
My real name: Ambar (can’t think of anything, Help?)
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Jeez! Thank God I went first … that’s a hard act to follow!
Abracadabra
Men’s
Blood Pressure (too bad that wasn’t a D) lol
Always
Rises
Where you been my friend? I missed you!
Missing you terribly…
I’ve recently rented out and temporarily moved from a 4 br house in the middle of nowhere (not even country) to my old bedroom back home while I look for a place to call home closer in town (or at least country 
)…no room for my computer at home so I have to wait for Monday to check Davezilla and play catch-up on the weekend.
How sad is it that my inspiration to come to work is davezilla?
That was really good!! I wonder if men’s blood pressure can be lowered similarly (I may have made up a word here) to women cuz I’ll volunteer!
I’ll do a community service. Lowering men’s blood pressure around the world. I’ll be a lifesaver!
Anecdotes
May
Be
All
Right
If you don’t mind dying a slow painful death…
A-always
N-no
N-nonsence
I-insulting
E-everyone
B-but pablo
A-atryds
M-magical
B-behind
A-always
R-rocks
D-downright
A-amusing
V-virtual
E-exploits
Z-zillions of
I-insipid
L-laughable
L-ludicrous
A-adventures
How did my cat get my password????????
Of course Jade made the first page! She’s a cover girl.
My name is too long and I’m too tired to make an acronym. Need
N-nicely
A-attached
T-to
A-another
L-looney
I-internet
E-eccentric (yep that’s dave)
i tired too… need
:boob: