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When Adam said he was giving out free wood, Olga jumped at the oppurtinity.
Well if you can ignore what she is doing, she has a cute bum.
I’d hit it…
‘What to Do with Your Dead Hooker’ Beijing style.
Sarahs slippery boots almost caused her misfortune when she nearly fell out the train window while “Mooning” her ex-boyfriend.
De-Po’ Ho turns on last trick before the 405 leaves for Beijing….
even if she swallows when she’s done i don’t think it’s going to help with her blood pressure much here. as for ketchup art…if i’d only known sooner. i think i washed away a beautiful francis bacon that i created with ketchup and a grilled cheese this last weekend.
oh yeah. i always forget the caption. “confused music student searches for direction from conductor’s wand”
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Population control…
It makes the population think that these are just accidents.
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Caption: The Mechanics Of Sex: When things go wrong. -or- Mr, I can’t find it!!
…I could sure use some spaghetti right about now, mmm…
Oof chew chew,cum cum dun language of chinese quickie sex
The arm thats pulling her in looks like it might be someone that works on the train.
“Help me up and I’ll Help you up!”
“If you promise not to fart any more I’ll pull you back in.”
looks like someones gonna get a freebe, I hope she swallows for her health.
This gives a whole new meaning to the term ‘reach around’
Practicing for the “pole” vault. Male spunk contains
:wang:
lots of protein and is good for the complexion,too.
“Oh yeah baby, just keep doin’ that”.
Real Dollâ„¢, now available on trains!
This is what happens when you try to short the crack dealer.
“Thank you kind sir, I was so afraid train is reaving without me!”
“What mean ‘reaving’?…We are just now pulling IN to station.!”
‘Their last attempt at putting a spark back into their sex life nearly ended in tragedy’
Anyone know where I can get a copy of “How To Pick Up Women On A Train”?
Dave,
I’d like to propose a toast. Here’s to all those lovely ladies with low blood pressure! Keep it up
– All the hard work that is and may you have a long enjoyable life.
Anything for my health. Live long and prosper! Cheers!
That’s why it’s easier to moon people from a car.
Less chance of falling out…
or..
Gene was trying to stop the train but was pulling the wrong cord…
I’ve always loved head while driving, the train is a new twist!
Axel Rose called… he wants his boots back.
“All aboard!”