Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

31 comments:

1. mikeB, 27, February 2007, 0:35 |  
   

   Back up in yo ass with a resurrection.

    
2. BryGuy, 27, February 2007, 1:38 |  
   One of many reasons Russia is no longer a superpower

    
3. Minnie, 27, February 2007, 2:06 |  
   What on earth was THAT all about? I’ll never recover from that vid…

    
4. family jules, 27, February 2007, 2:15 |  
   You know, I’ve seen the same thing happen in American clubs around 1:00 a.m., right after Last Call and just before the bouncer turns all the bright lights on.

   Sad that it’s a worldwide epidemic. Wonder what color of ribbon magnet they will have for Dysfunctional Rhythmic Atrophy? This should not happen to any more innocent victims in our modern world.

    
5. Ace, 27, February 2007, 2:19 |  
   Guy 1: “So I’ll hump you first then you will hump me. Yes?”
   Guy 2: “Yes. Are you sure you can remember the order this time? You know this video is our only chance of being discovered and showing the world what real dancing is like.”
   Guy 1: “Those simple fools. (sigh) I feel so sad for them sometimes. But they will soon see and we will change everything!”

    
6. Lung the Younger, 27, February 2007, 3:27 |  
   ‘Sergei, today our guest speaker on military strategy is black man from America who is call Colin Powel. We must find suitable way to introduce him to audience.’

    
7. Lung the Younger, 27, February 2007, 3:32 |  
   ‘Heterosexual encounters were typically twice as long as homosexual encounters’
   – I reckon there’s a lesbian or two out there who might beg to differ with that statement.

    
8. Anna, 27, February 2007, 4:43 |  
   I especially liked the MJ crotch grabbing … very hot ..

   Lung, you left out the bi-sexuals …. they have the best of both worlds

    
9. Spud, 27, February 2007, 6:06 |  
   Oh those wacky Ruskies…

   

    
10. sledge, 27, February 2007, 7:17 |  
    OK they 20 years behind in the dance steps. Iguess it was called the Putin gay grab

     
11. Bigwavdave, 27, February 2007, 8:15 |  
    It’s great time Ivan. You rocking the house. You looking good too! I’m thinking I lost missile keys! Liliya, please to be bringing us two more Stolichnya.

     
12. Mitch, 27, February 2007, 9:48 |  
    

    Reminds me of the “Badfinger” scene from Spies Like Us.

     
13. Jim S, 27, February 2007, 10:20 |  
    “The furry, eucalyptus-eating creatures appear to develop this tendency for same-sex liaisons when they are in captivity. In the wild, they remain heterosexual.”

    The same can be said for most gang members who go to jail.

     
14. Atryd, 27, February 2007, 11:25 |  
    Can’t see the videos. But today being Meat Popsicle Day makes up for it!

     
15. Davezilla, 27, February 2007, 11:29 |  
    

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    Eep! Old browser?

     
16. pablo, 27, February 2007, 12:27 |  
    Andre Ontopobitch and Boris Yellowstains audition for the new Commie Central special, “Cold War Follies”.

    or

    If this is Panda porn that would explane why Koala’s go Gay.

     
17. Spanky, 27, February 2007, 12:40 |  
    Whatever happened to “Don’t ask, don’t tell”???

     
18. chainstay, 27, February 2007, 14:31 |  
    Dancing With the Czars.
    Soviet Idol.

     
19. sparks, 27, February 2007, 14:43 |  
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    HAHA YES! EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!

     
20. Mikeme, 27, February 2007, 16:14 |  
    

    Be all you can be… in the new Russian army! :limp:

     
21. Sher, 27, February 2007, 16:27 |  
    Thank god! I thought I was the only one who acted like that after drinking mass quantities of Vodka.
    I’ll sleep better tonight!

     
22. Driver, 27, February 2007, 21:11 |  
    I wonder what Ivan and Yanno do when thier off duty ?

    RE: Gun vid. Guns dont kill teddybears, meth head bearbangers kill teddybears.

     
23. Atryd, 27, February 2007, 21:43 |  
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    Nope. I have simply been unsuccessful at convincing the State of New Mexico that the links/videos on your site are harmless, educational, informative and may contain crucial material, imperative in executing our duties, responsabilities and requirements in an exceedingly productive and efficient manner.

    ~they’re blocked~

     
24. cbatdux, 27, February 2007, 22:49 |  
    

    NYET!

     
25. Driver, 27, February 2007, 23:11 |  
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    Huh and all this time I thought New Mexico was part of AMERICA!

     
26. Timm, 28, February 2007, 2:49 |  
    I can’t see the video because Webtv is (like) an old browser. I wouldn’t know what to do with a real computer if I could afford one.

     
27. Atryd, 28, February 2007, 10:38 |  
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    Appearantly, it’s not, I’m illegal when I go to Georgia, California, Tennessee, Illinois and Nevada. Everyone asks me to see my green card.

    It makes me doubt the schools in the US are doing their job…50 states people, we’re number 47.

    Am I still considered a wetback if I’m illegal from NEW Mexico?

     
28. bigboo!!!!!!, 28, February 2007, 13:23 |  
    hey,Lung the Younger, do you have a girlfreind.

     
29. Mandy, 28, February 2007, 21:01 |  
    

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    So we have to wait until you are 18 before we jump your bones?

     
30. ducatisti, 1, March 2007, 2:28 |  
    After seeing the vid, I believe the Russian military needs to expand on the US version -
    Don’t Ask
    Don’t Tell
    Don’t Video
    !!

     
31. Atryd, 1, March 2007, 10:21 |  
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    I’m 24. Not quite jailbait anymore…commence jumping!