Insects?

Before you assume this is the wrong pic, the seal on the right side of the box has an image of a Frilled Lizard with the words INSECTS areound his head.
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Before you assume this is the wrong pic, the seal on the right side of the box has an image of a Frilled Lizard with the words INSECTS areound his head.
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“Who’s yer reptilian daddy?”
“Insects …. collect them all”? How do I do that?
It’s obvious these are Chinese insects…
The box may have originally contained a Happy Meal for a Gecko.
Damn, that video would have come in handy yesterdsy.
Come on everyone needs a bit of love or some facsimilie thereof.
This is also common insect size in Mississippi and other states in the deep south.
A fine demonstration of the classic reptile/insect Missionary Position. Unfortunately for the male (on top), he is about to be eaten alive by his partner.
Side note: In the porcine world, this is referred to as “Makin’ Bacon”.
How is it, I can buy this large ‘insect’ for only $0.90; and yet it costs me the same for a 15stick pack of gum?…
Clearly you’re not shopping at the dollar bug store.
At 90cents I think the packaging designer was already thinking about the next box of Insects he had to pump out to make a profit. “Ok that one is finished, Next box”.
A sign over the cash register should read: “Quality is our top priority at this dollar store.” If you ever see a sign like that, take a photo and post it Please.
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It’s just the lizard way of celebrating Inappropriate Card Day!
Oh I’ve missed you all so!
Was rear ended two weeks ago
(isn’t as much fun as it sounds :?: ) Have been internet inaccessible for the time
…till now! :D
I think I even started going through Davezilla withdrawals!
The shakes, the begging and bargaining. I offered head to the first person to hook me up! :P j/k
Insects?-Maybe that’s what they have after the gestational period.
Latest Poll-Asshair and Pubes, body hair is overrated! The only hair (besides eyebrows) that a person should have is on their head. It’s great for leverage and pulling when in doggie position.
-Anybody else’s dick, for a girl it’s very useful as long as it’s done right. :P
Nothing worse than lizard ass hair!
Does insects happen just after inforeplay and just before inrolloverandfallasleep?
No ass hair,no dingleberries. If you were born before 1960 you may not know what these are. My wife killed my hooker, so I made her get rid of her.
Wait, I bet that it was made overseas and was supposed to be called INSEX and they pulled an Engrish with the box text.
Atryd I hope you are ok that sounds pretty bad. Keep smiling.
Thanks. With the narcotics they gave me, that won’t be a problem!!
:) 8) :D :P
YAY narcotics!
:D
Aren’t narcotics fun? Just don’t watch the Shining after you’ve taken any, ’cause if someone knocks on the door, you might just drop your spoon (for the pudding! not anything else!)
EWW!!!!!It’s looks like their humping each other!NASTY!