OK, class…

How many fingers am I holding up?

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28 comments:

  1. jr_drums, 21, February 2007, 0:32 |  

    7….. but one doesn’t count cause it’s a thumb. :???:

    I like the spammer in the Poll :roll:

     
  2. Spud, 21, February 2007, 0:51 |  

    The rule for today.
    Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
    New rule tomorrow.

    Answer - none

    :geek:

     
  3. Spud, 21, February 2007, 1:00 |  

    I forgot the heading :roll:

    Cat Haiku

     
  4. Ace, 21, February 2007, 1:42 |  

    37. Right?
    According to my calculations based on earth’s position in it’s rotation, number of people who have seen sexy brought back and those who saw it leave, number of people who have reached nirvana that have a wooden leg, amount of grapes I ate last week, number of souls in hell named Bob, size of biggest hole in my socks measured in cm., Dave Chapelle’s age, mileage on my shoes and wind velocity, it simply must be 37.
    That is unless you want me to take into account the number of strokes of deodorant I do under each arm.

     
  5. Anna, 21, February 2007, 2:56 |  

    I really don’t care ….. i just hope you are happy doing it.

     
  6. Fczbkk, 21, February 2007, 3:04 |  

    If you have hand in your pocket, then one.

    And btw, it’s not a finger.

     
  7. Lung the Younger, 21, February 2007, 5:07 |  

    Game show title:
    Sphincters from Iwo Jima

     
  8. sledge, 21, February 2007, 7:21 |  

    If it was’nt you dave I’d say 2 cause one shows and the other is in your nose. Magical Digit Tour

     
  9. StevieC, 21, February 2007, 7:32 |  

    It’s not how many you’re holding up Dave. My question is ‘What are you planning on doing with them?’ :wtf:

     
  10. chzplz, 21, February 2007, 7:38 |  

    up where? :P

     
  11. Nikki, 21, February 2007, 7:56 |  
    Nikki

    Eleven.

     
  12. Bigwavdave, 21, February 2007, 8:45 |  

    [Comment ID #93512 will be quoted here]

    Good one! :lol:

    But seriously: I know you have 2 fingers up cause your twin brother there is showing me the exactly the same. And he’s dressed just like you too.
    Bartender, another double, and why don’t give my two new friends a couple two, er, to, I mean too.

     
  13. Meagan, 21, February 2007, 8:45 |  

    A MILLION!

     
  14. junkman, 21, February 2007, 9:46 |  

    beats me but i’ll bet they’re white.

     
  15. Bjorn Freeh, 21, February 2007, 10:05 |  

    You know, the time has come when you should stop holding fingers up. They have to learn to make it on their own. Because, while you think you’re holding them up, you’re really holding them down.

     
  16. adognamedgromit, 21, February 2007, 10:53 |  

    “I like the spammer in the Poll :roll:”

    I am guessing 1.

    :( :dead:

     
  17. MRDOUG, 21, February 2007, 13:44 |  
    MRDOUG

    Wow that is a big thumb Dave. Did you slam it in the door geting a cup of :java: today?

    I know lent starts this week so can we get Dave to give up Butts?

     
  18. family jules, 21, February 2007, 14:11 |  

    My guess would be all of them.

    I’m giving up guessing for lent. :P

     
  19. sparks, 21, February 2007, 15:47 |  

    Isn’t it usually two fingers?… On another note I think I am in love with adognamedgromit!

     
  20. pablo, 21, February 2007, 18:40 |  

    I don’t know?

    How many am I holding up?

     
  21. chainstay, 21, February 2007, 19:59 |  

    Don’t you think a bank would be more lucrative?

     
  22. ducatisti, 21, February 2007, 22:11 |  

    Up where?

    Or what?

     
  23. evilqueen, 22, February 2007, 0:39 |  

    You are flasing the NJ single digit wave, back at ya Dave!

     
  24. Wayne, 22, February 2007, 9:52 |  

    maybe i missed the point. i dont see a pic? is that the joke? Not funny dave… :x

     
  25. Mandy, 22, February 2007, 18:11 |  
    Mandy

    [Comment ID #95810 will be quoted here]

    Someone’s a little slow on the uptake and bitter about it. :-|

     
  26. blustpie, 23, February 2007, 1:56 |  
    blustpie

    i have two hands, the left and the right hold them up high so clean and bright…. so dave!, clean your hands first before holding anything., whats out for the misssing one! :wtf:

     
  27. Wayne, 23, February 2007, 12:33 |  

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    Not bitter, just slow…

    :D

     
  28. Lake Effect, 23, February 2007, 21:19 |  

    Neal: Del… Why did you kiss my ear?
    Del: Why are you holding my hand?
    Neal: [frowns] Where’s your other hand?
    Del: Between two pillows…
    Neal: Those aren’t pillows!