Davezilla’s Dictionary, Part 4
Fuckle: v. To really screw something up. Won’t get you in trouble to say it. At least not right away.
Ex. Darn it all, this Windows Vista sure is fuckled up.
Janx: v. Past tense of jinx. Or should be.
Ex. I janx that bitch, but good.
Pune: adj. Something disgusting. Something that smells bad. (On a side note, how come we can impune, but not pune?)
Ex. John’s bedroom was so puned out.
that windows vista really is fuckled up, isn’t it?
I will use these terms right away!!!!
Yeaaaaahhhh our own Snoop Zilla ….. schazizzle snizzle
Defacatorium: n. Fortunately, I was able to make it to the defacatorium in time after seeing Britney’s latest “do”.
You can take the trash out of the trailer, but…
Pune Tang - Vietnamese soda drink made from rotten fruit that tends to fuckle up your stomach long time.
fuggered = fucked and buggered in the same instant.
-adj pronounced Fuhgured
Appropriate for stripped threads, Busted machinery, and some unnamed operating systems.
Anything so broken (buggered)
that it renders the whole thing useless(fucked).
Love the Piano Kitty. Very glad that “Britney looks better bald was not another cootchie picture.
Someone I know described someone who has
really twisted logic as “bent”.
That chick is really bent.
(or mechanically not straight)
So when a person regurgitates does that mean that they guugitate a second time? Or can the act of eating also be called gurgitating? gurgitation? If you renege on something can you nege on something? If you are walking around the house wearing only your underwear is still technicaly UNDERwear?
My husband is very upset by my use of my most favorite childhood made up word — squoze (verb): past tense of squeeze, i.e. I squoze the fuckle out of that totally pune zit on my nose.
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And if I’m commando (like today, TMI) does that mean my skin is now underwear?
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You had me at “I’m commando”
Well, it looks like Brittney is finally ready for the drug test. Let’s hope they don’t give her an IQ test, too.
Will an IQ test score in the negative?
There is a city in India called Pune. Need I say more?Also totally screwed up is being fungooched.Instead of checking Brittany for IQ maybe a test for talent too.
Don’t they shave a head before electrocution?
Dictionary
PHONESIA (fo nee’ zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.
Fuckle Fungus… Not exactly top drawer hygine.
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Depends… are you shaved bald too?
Oh, nice question Pete, go to the top of the class.
well phuque me bald
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*Ahem*
No, I prefer a clean landing strip.
Britney sure has fuckled up this time, has she? Like I even care.
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BWD Flight #59 requesting permission to land…
furl: The web adress used to reach the customer compaint department, e.g, what’s Dell’s furl?
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:limp:SWANG
don’t reveal too much or the Sulton of Cleeveland might mak u his +4 enchenternmentress, “cause thats how he role.