Caption Time #161

Posted by Davezilla 16 February, 2007 Latest: Cara, Lake Effect, Anton, Wayne, ItsMeMaven,

Caption Time #161

37 comments:

  1. Spud, 16, February 2007, 0:13 |  

    BANG!

     
  2. Faith, 16, February 2007, 1:31 |  

    Hey man, brushin’ and flossin’ ain’t enough to keep this bitchin’ grill goin’ — you gots to gargle with da good stuff.

     
  3. Anna, 16, February 2007, 3:35 |  

    I want him … I want him … I want him.
    (my bottleopener is always missing.)

     
  4. Penguin Pete, 16, February 2007, 4:31 |  

    “Dude, you ‘member which one I pished in last night?”

     
  5. jdepp, 16, February 2007, 5:45 |  

    :???:

    “Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
    We can go to the park, after dark
    Smoke that tumbleweed”

    :P

     
  6. Mandy, 16, February 2007, 6:59 |  
    Mandy

    The tat on his knuckles says J-Lo.

     
  7. sledge, 16, February 2007, 7:11 |  

    See I told you son,look what booze did to his teeth

     
  8. ou 12, 16, February 2007, 8:14 |  

    well isnt that what you desire to wake up to…NOT

     
  9. Bigwavdave, 16, February 2007, 8:54 |  

    I wonder if he’s a registered voter…

     
  10. misterarthur, 16, February 2007, 9:50 |  
    misterarthur

    MIT Student creates real-life Batman utility belt.

     
  11. Cynical Villain, 16, February 2007, 9:54 |  

    hey if billy dee can get chicks with this colt 45 and rappers can get chicks with a gold grill, then I’m a shoe-in to get laid! :puke:

     
  12. junkman, 16, February 2007, 10:11 |  

    this fine brandy connoisseur only needs a naked agatha christie on his arm to complete the picture. :puke:

     
  13. StevieC, 16, February 2007, 10:13 |  

    Imagine if this was the guy who wanted to date your daughter ….

     
  14. Jason, 16, February 2007, 10:15 |  

    Hello Ladies!! I’m the white Billy D–and when I want to get the ladies, I just tranq them with some good ‘ole Colt 45!!

     
  15. StevieC, 16, February 2007, 10:34 |  

    Sometimes your only purpose in life is to serve as a bad example to others.

     
  16. Char, 16, February 2007, 12:14 |  

    I would have to sacrifice the daughter who brought THAT home…

     
  17. pablo, 16, February 2007, 12:31 |  

    I B sittin here chillin
    When I iz not killin
    Don’t B makin me no villan
    ’cause this cheap shit I’z swillin

    I is so dope
    You got’s no hope
    Should had been da pope
    and I’m hung like a rope :limp:

     
  18. junkman, 16, February 2007, 13:05 |  

    oh yeah….i always forget the caption and this time it was so obvious:
    “The Sultan of Cleveland”

     
  19. Ducatisti, 16, February 2007, 13:26 |  

    [Comment ID #87281 will be quoted here]

    I second that!

    First thing that came to mind when I saw this was ‘I wonder what this moron will look like when he’s 65?’ Then I remembered, stupid girl, dorks like that don’t make it to 65!

    Just hope he takes himself out of the gene pool before we have to pay for his next stay at the jailbird motel.

     
  20. Mikeme, 16, February 2007, 15:44 |  
    Mikeme

    Darwin award winner! :P

     
  21. Stevie C, 16, February 2007, 16:32 |  

    The hat also covers the big “L” tattoo’d on his forehead.

     
  22. Jim S, 16, February 2007, 16:38 |  

    “I’m a santero in Nueva York.”

     
  23. Flash Gordon, 16, February 2007, 16:47 |  

    No, not everyone in East Tennessee looks like
    this! :puke: :roll: :twisted: :sad: :wtf:

     
  24. Flash Gordon, 16, February 2007, 16:49 |  

    I forgot. He is the Caliph of Chattanooga. :roll: :wang: :P :wtf:

     
  25. dougieace, 16, February 2007, 17:38 |  

    colt-n-brandy= wigga candy,there is no r so dont even think im like that.and yes you can call me cracka

     
  26. dougieace, 16, February 2007, 17:39 |  

    p.s. but not cracker, i find that word offensive

     
  27. Meagan, 16, February 2007, 17:51 |  

    “’sup bitch?”

     
  28. larfus, 16, February 2007, 21:51 |  

    I am ashamed to say I know who this is. Thats Paul Wall. :roll:

     
  29. Brad K., 16, February 2007, 23:47 |  

    Johnny was all tore up. Here he was, dating the hottest fat chick in his community college welding class, and she would *not* make up her mind. First there was the ’should I wear the crimson sweater, the teal vest, or both?’, then it was ‘Should we take your Hummer H2 or my Harley?’ Duh! Now she can’t decide if she wants the brandy or the malt liquor to flavor her groin.

    At this point, Johnny cared less about what flavor she used, as whether she was going to share the leftover quesadillas and chips.

     
  30. adognamedgromit, 17, February 2007, 9:14 |  

    This man clearly is living his life according to Beastie Boy lyrics.

    I don’t even want to know how his teeth got like that.

    His poor poor but rich dentist.

     
  31. Shauna, 17, February 2007, 14:40 |  

    Looks like some of my husbands friends :puke:

     
  32. Cara, 17, February 2007, 18:14 |  

    Daddy Come Home!

     
  33. Lake Effect, 17, February 2007, 18:40 |  

    Hay! I no thaat dood!!! Thas’t my mayn man The Suulton ov Cleeblint!!!

     
  34. larfus, 17, February 2007, 22:30 |  

    heres some more of his blinging grill http://www.grillsbypaulwall.com/ :wtf:

     
  35. Anton, 18, February 2007, 10:07 |  

    The dentist assured him that this was proper anesthesia for getting his grills cleaned.

     
  36. Wayne, 20, February 2007, 10:27 |  

    :idea:……. :puke:

     
  37. ItsMeMaven, 26, February 2007, 1:39 |  

    STRAPPIN’ ON THE GHETTO FABULOSITY