Good to know

Posted by Davezilla 13 February, 2007 Latest: blustpie, bigboo!!!!!!, Myra, Cynical Villain, Meagan,

Good to know

Image via rmarmel

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  • Link of the Day: Tampon Bouquet, you know, for Valentine's Day. Link via arturo.
  • Today is: Kick a Mime Day
  • Video of the Day: Wedding Thriller Dance, link via Minnie, who is so upset that she didn't do this at her wedding [ducks].

27 comments:

  1. Minnie, 13, February 2007, 2:27 |  
    Minnie

    Riiiiight.

    *throws a tampon bouquet at you* :twisted:

     
  2. Anna, 13, February 2007, 2:33 |  

    But it CAN be a religiuous experience ….

     
  3. Minnie, 13, February 2007, 2:41 |  
    Minnie

    I agree with Anna. One would shout “Oh, God” in bed only when one is experiencing an orgasm. A divine experience in itself.
    Damn it, Dave. You need an angel icon. :P

     
  4. Spud, 13, February 2007, 3:06 |  

    It’s always a religious experience … *flex*

    :geek:

     
  5. Lung the Younger, 13, February 2007, 3:33 |  

    The Tampon Bouquet is a lovely idea…as long as it doesn’t rain on St. Valentine’s day.

     
  6. Lori, 13, February 2007, 5:16 |  

    Because you need to get out your wallet at church. If you’re doing that in your bed…well, it’s not making the preacher any richer.

     
  7. Da Popster, 13, February 2007, 6:14 |  

    Which goes to prove what I’ve said all along: that there are no atheists in bed. :P :wang:

     
  8. Scrawny90, 13, February 2007, 7:03 |  

    these lyrics from a Cobra Starship song came in my head as i looked at that pic.
    “It’s called the Church of Hot Addiction
    And we believe that God has lust for everything.”
    :P

     
  9. sledge, 13, February 2007, 7:31 |  

    Hey, I’m a member of the CChurch Of The Sealy Mattress

     
  10. Bigwavdave, 13, February 2007, 8:50 |  

    [Comment ID #86352 will be quoted here]

    True enough, but only if you’re doing it right.

     
  11. junkman, 13, February 2007, 8:55 |  

    they may have a point but there are more chances that the “big guy” will show up in bed.

     
  12. Shrubby, 13, February 2007, 9:49 |  
    Shrubby

    It look like the ‘groom’ in the thriller video is just a little too FABULOUS to be married. Something tells me he’s performed before. :geek:

     
  13. Marcus, 13, February 2007, 10:02 |  

    Only religious if you went out drinking. Every voice sounds like God’s Voice. :evil:

     
  14. kngtut, 13, February 2007, 10:22 |  

    Haven’t you heard of Bedside Baptist- The Church of the Innerspring?

     
  15. Mikeme, 13, February 2007, 10:31 |  
    Mikeme

    :undies: :boob: :boob: :wang: :mrgreen: :java: In that order!

     
  16. QueenBitch, 13, February 2007, 10:54 |  

    I would attend that church just for that sign alone lol…

     
  17. pablo, 13, February 2007, 12:30 |  

    Wow Dave, that’s some odd grouping of ideas.

    The problem with the church is that they get pissed if you replace the holy water with KY and are doing it in the pews.

    The tampon toupee might be the newest fad in the middle east (the newest definition of raghead) To be equal the tampon minorah was something to behold also. Have to get your cycle in sync and make it last 8 days?

    And last but not least the wedding of the living dead. What I want to know is who is watching the little boys during this song?

     
  18. Jim S, 13, February 2007, 12:36 |  

    This humor was brought to you by…

    http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/

    Fun site. :)

     
  19. Mandy, 13, February 2007, 15:48 |  
    Mandy

    That’s an awfully big communion wafer, Father. :wang:

     
  20. pablo, 13, February 2007, 16:35 |  

    [Comment ID #86572 will be quoted here]

    Mandy, that is your diaphram, my child

     
  21. Bjorn Freeh, 13, February 2007, 19:41 |  

    I thought a limerick had 5 lines and rhymed better.

    Saying “Oh, God” in bed
    The pastor said
    Doesn’t constitute
    A church substitute
    Unless you’re in Nantucket

    :wtf:

     
  22. dougieace, 13, February 2007, 20:11 |  

    everyone knows you need to say you like it dont you bitch,for it to be the same as going to church.

     
  23. blustpie, 13, February 2007, 21:44 |  

    :idea:Precisely it show How you appreciate be with God in Bed, but you should keep goin to church for God’s Bless you always!????can you :??? :o

     
  24. bigboo!!!!!!, 14, February 2007, 13:25 |  

    so davezilla are you dr. frankenstin 8)

     
  25. Myra, 14, February 2007, 14:22 |  

    Whoever came up with that tampon bouquet has too damn much time on their hands. I have often shouted Oh God in bed and while maybe not a religious experience it certainly was heavenly!

     
  26. Cynical Villain, 14, February 2007, 17:38 |  

    nothing wrong with having a religious experience several times wherever you can get them. Bed, back alley, your momma’s couch. Just get it!! :wang:

     
  27. Meagan, 15, February 2007, 10:32 |  

    Whatever. I’m going to hell anyways. :twisted: