Caption Time #160

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Spiderman
Spiderman
Beats the hell out of an Iranian
Spiderman “Painless” tooth removal service.
“What do you mean this isn’t quite what you had in mind when you asked me to be the webmaster?!”
Spiderman, is that a bat? Or are you happy to see me?
Dean Martin’s illegitimate son Earl get’s ready to get smashed…..
O.K. Abdul, prove you’re a patriotic American citizen, answer me this: Who won the 1960 World Series?
Sitting man thinks:
“God, I hate these school reunions!â€
why is sammy davis junior’s hand/arm coming out of dean martin’s pocket?
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Like I was telling you Frank. It’s the size of a baby’s arm holding a cigarette.
Mikey shows his new sex toy to Ali, who is quivering with excitement. Ali says “I am wondering where you are putting the batteries in that?”
Spidey that reminds me of Osama Done Lay me
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This is great shit. I need sticthes in my side
After his redneck joke didn’t go over very well,
Abdul realized he was at the wrong party
and had to go….
Some days, Good Spidey would hide and Bad Spidey would take over…
Crawling Tall.
As Ahmed enjoyed the bliss of the blowjob he was receiving
, he hadn’t realized her boyfriend was standing over them,
glaring and waiting for the right moment to crush her skull in and in turn decapitate his pleasure member
…until just now
. But he’s about to bust and
the B!+@# won’t stop
!
Stay tuned for next weeks: Take a Bite Out of Life
or Barely Saved My Skin
.
Can he react in time? Will his wee-wee survive? Will this chick’s life end, taking a “little” piece of his own?
(Thanx Dave, the icons really help bringing it to life!)
Dave violates the “all white” rule to get a little revenge on the idiot who caused a 7 minute delay at starbucks today.
It’s not just my Spidey sense that’s tingling…
I also thought Pablo’s was a beauty.
Atryd, um, I like your thinkning, just not sure where you’ve been or going…
What’s the matter, Spiderman, don’t you like that little piece of black tape on my shirt?
my name is mud
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Just random thoughts…
Guess I shouldn’t watch Rocky and Bullwinkle, Friday the 13th and CumShots before posting.
Is that his :wang:or did he go :limp:with :evil:thangs in his head on the wrong guy
TELL ME WHERE YOU HID MY SPIDEY SNACKS!OR DOYOU WANT TO SEE HOW FAR THIS WEB SHOOTS.
:wang:
:wtf:
C’mon whats the worst that could happen…?
“Is now a good time to share that my penis’ name is Peter Parker?”
Hey Dad… I need to borrow the keys to the Spideymobile. Now.