Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

25 comments:

1. Driver, 31, January 2007, 0:44 |  
   That slinshot is AWSOME , I want a ride

    
2. Driver, 31, January 2007, 0:46 |  
   OOPs I mean slingshot , I’m so excited !

    
3. Anna, 31, January 2007, 3:16 |  
   Stone gone | you are in the wrong place

    
4. Gorilla Bananas, 31, January 2007, 3:38 |  
   Stone up your arse: High pressure building in the South

    
5. Lung the Younger, 31, January 2007, 4:18 |  
   Oliver Stone - A lot of bluster but it won’t last very long.

   iPhone Shuffle –New dating machine for blondes.

   Slingshot – New hairdryer for blondes.

    
6. Spud, 31, January 2007, 4:31 |  
   They left out …

   Bottom Of Stone Wet - Very High Tide

   If the stone is gone - It’s been stolen

   

    
7. Randy, 31, January 2007, 5:07 |  
   Rolling Stone - Get off of my cloud

    
8. Stevie C, 31, January 2007, 6:08 |  
   The Bob Dylan School of Meteorology: Everybody Must Get Stone!

    
9. Spud, 31, January 2007, 6:41 |  
   If you can’t hear the stone - You are stone deaf.

    
10. Sher, 31, January 2007, 8:53 |  
    More than one stone - totally stoned.

    Boy the Ground Hog sure makes it look simple.

     
11. sledge, 31, January 2007, 9:32 |  
    Stone burning too much acid.Stone pink …Too gay to go out today

     
12. Meagan, 31, January 2007, 11:03 |  
    If the stone is now gravel, either lightening struck it or someone swung a sledgehammer at it.

     
13. Lung the Younger, 31, January 2007, 11:28 |  
    Yellow stone - Rising thermals.
    Brown stone - Shitstorm approaching.
    Rhine stone - Country and Westerly depression.
    Fire stone - Icy patches on runway.
    Stone above you - Fly right side up.
    Flying stone – Iranian Adulteress closing in from the east.
    Sharon Stone - Hot and humid.
    Stone washed - Haven’t seen anything like this for twenty years, Bob!

     
14. Atryd, 31, January 2007, 11:40 |  
    Stone is gone-Tornado
    Stone tied very well w/rope-Leave our stone alone!
    Stone and rope are gone-Thief!!
    Missing stone/rope sliced-Impatient Thief

    Floating Stone-Gravity is Failing! It’s The End Of The World!!!! AAAAGGGGHHHH!!

    Stone disintegrates in view-No time to explain, RUUUUUUUUUNN!!!

     
15. Spud, 31, January 2007, 16:12 |  
    Stone the flammin’ crows, this thread needs to get a roll on.

     
16. Mikeme, 31, January 2007, 16:22 |  
    

    If the stone is gone— look on EBAY!

     
17. Drusky, 31, January 2007, 16:41 |  
    Actually, the ‘girl in a slingshot’ video is newly released terrorist training video on how to cross the border…

    or
    Southwest Airlines announces their new ‘Economy Platnum Plus’ class of cheap air travel…

     
18. tinamarie, 31, January 2007, 17:29 |  
    I told my husband to check his stones and tell me what the weather was like, and he was not amused at all.

     
19. Flash Gordon, 31, January 2007, 17:50 |  
    Two big green stones–the Jolly Green Giant is now
    a falsetto. :limp:

     
20. Bjorn Freeh, 31, January 2007, 17:55 |  
    Stone is white — snow
    Stone is dark — night
    Stone surrounded by pebbles — Family Stone
    Stone covered with lentils — Stone soup
    Stone covered with debris — still waiting for FEMA

    Rock on!

     
21. Bigwavdave, 1, February 2007, 8:01 |  
    I got stoned and I missed it.

     
22. Avalon, 1, February 2007, 9:27 |  
    Clearly, redneck girl on first date with new redneck boyfriend. Note the 4 wheeler.

     
23. Funny Alex, 4, February 2007, 13:34 |  
    The rolling stones hitched me up

     
24. Lisa, 5, February 2007, 17:29 |  
    Stone is rolling….watch out for Mick Jagger.
    Stone is shadowed…move da hell outta da way.

     
25. bad things to think about, 12, February 2007, 18:39 |  
    this sine is becouse you need to figger out how to get a how to in life