Caption Time #156
Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments © Dave Linabury 1994-2008. Unrelated to Toho, its products or services.
Freedom-Black and Widgetized by Tina Silva | Freedom Blue Plus improved by Eyoung. Kudos to Frank Helmschrott, Michael and Fredrik for the original Design.
Casual Friday.
Frodo was unhappy with Gandalf’s choice of his elven protector. Even if his name wasn’t Dildo this elf was definately not going to be bringing up the rear.
“Mom, dad ….. this is my new … uuuuhhh … man”.
whatever you want to say about him/it … it has a nice ass ..
This is a slightly scary picture, I’m not sure why, but I think I should be afraid, very afraid.
as for a caption, I give you …
“thand a dewiver”
What the hell?
Swishhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!
H
He needs to stay lost in Pan’s Labyrith
Before he boldly go where no man has gone before, Mr. Spock was the head of local 196 Vulcan sexslave union.
Rocky 6
the identicard hanging from his neck gives it all away, he’s only a japanese cartoon
Fashion police:
1. waistline of nylons should be below waistline of loincloth
2.shoulder pads are so 80s
3.everyone knows that you carry a saber after labor day
fashion police:
1. the waistband of nylons should not be above the waistline of your loincloth
2. shoulder pads are so 80s
3. everyone knows that you carry a saber after Labor Day
Pimp my Spock
The Legend of Zelda: Link to a Sammich.
My faerie can whoop your elf
i thought zorro was the gay blade. was this the only survivor of the famous “battle of gnomesville”?
Watch out where the huskies go, and dont you eat that yellow snow
Watch out where the huskies go, and dont you eat that yellow snow
This is why you should never ever rub a Lava Lamp.
hmmm does this outfit make me look fat???
It does!!! Well I shall kill you all!!! Huzzah!!
I’LL GIVE ‘EM A HA! AND A HI-YA!
…and I’ll kick ‘em sir…
This guy is dressed up as Xandir from Drawn Together.
http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/drawn_together/cast/xandir.jhtml
However, that DOESN’T explain why anyone would choose to do so….
…have you ever seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show? He looks like the alien guy with the funky upside down pony tail.
[Comment ID #84650 will be quoted here]
Riff Raff, and I don’t agree.
He’s already more than half naked-why bother with the panty hose? Unless it’s for personal satisfaction…
Thank you, I couldn’t remember the character’s name. Which is odd because I’ve seen the movie plenty of times.
Please excuse my incorrect choice in words.
He definitely does not look like Richard O’Brien (Riff Raff) his outfit does have an obvious resemblance to the one Riff Raff wears in the ending sequence though.
I suppose I meant he reminds me very much of Riff Raff.
Go to http://www.badmovies.org/movies/rockyhorror/ and see the last picture from the Images icons.
Damn… never thought I would see crack whore elf. Now pardon me while I go burn my eyes out with hot pokers
Mandy, will you marry me?
That looks like Dubya’s first encounter with a W.M.D.
Scary Fairy Tales: Peter Pansy
Oh, please let me be a lawn ornament. I look way better than those jockeys. And oh so modern.
I survived the Lord of the Rings Trilogy and All I got is this lousy outfit????? I should been a dwarf!
1: “He is in a character class of his own.”
2: “This would be Link’s long lost half-brother, Skank, spanker of Hyrule.”
3: “Auditions for *Drawn Together: the Movie*…this guy didn’t get the info that it was an audition for voice actors.”
And do I get any extras points(not to be taken any other way than typed considering the context of the picture) for identifying what his costume is…..that would be our Gay Adventurer who is always looking for his “Girlfriend”(or gets calls from)to save her on the Comedy Central show “Drawn Together”….and that character is named Xandir……..
Pathetic, but oh so important information from the world of the Master….
Zamfir and the pan flute, Xandir and the pan(tyhosed) fruit? :java: When does this place get its liquor license?
Spank me oh masterfull one!
HEH! I thought he was Xandir too! he needs pointy ears…but he’s perfect…
[Comment ID #84674 will be quoted here]nevermind, he has point ears. he needs blond hair…
[Comment ID #84644 will be quoted here]
Nanook, no no. Don’t be a naughty Eskimo!
The caption:
This outfit saves you a lot of time when you have a science fiction convention, a fantasy role-playing game meet, and a BDSM party scheduled all for the same day!
I hope he enjoyed being born…cuz that’s the last time he’s gonna see a vagina.
(I believe that was Conan O’Brien)
This is our target consumer: You figure out what to tell him.
“Fear not, Zelda! Link is here!”
Zelda: [to herself] “Ah Fcuk, I’m dead.”
[Comment ID #84673 will be quoted here]
Spank!!! What? Oh I thought you meant me.
Needs a bagel with butter and extra cream cheese.
… plain and simple….yikes mang…this guys a freakin’….oh yeah i just remembered what mom said…”if ya got nothing good to say………..”
still…..yikes…
(his parents must be very proud….” what’s yer son do for a living?”…..”well…..errrr….our son passed….”
[Comment ID #84689 will be quoted here]
Yesterday is gone. Live in the NOW.
Hey, an anorexic elf. Is he going to strike at his stomach? Oh Nooooo
Some people forget that one day thier kids will see pictures like this.
[Comment ID #84683 will be quoted here]
BryGuy, I don’t think he is interested in vagina’s …
oh you’ve gotta be fucking kidding me.
Anna, I don’t believe….yeah, you’re right. cock all the way. or whatever those things have.
[Comment ID #84664 will be quoted here]
“I’m on a never-ending quest to find my girlfriend!”
News to hand…. I think I spy a nipple ring
SKINNY SUMO’S GONE WILD
:wtf: 
“I’ve had a lot of gay sex in my life and I mean a lot. A lot, a lot, a lot, A LOT, A LOT, A LOOOOOOOOT OF GAY SEX!!!”
or
“You know how I know you’re gay?”
How Spock worked his way thru Starfleet Academy…
THIS IS JUST WRONG The star Trek convention was last week.
“This is what happens when Peter Pan and She-rah drop acid and screw.”
“Clay Aiken’s Come Back Tour: 2015″