Notes to Self: No. 6,322

Posted by Davezilla 21 January, 2007 Latest: Lung the Younger, beyonduplication, Evil Aunt Ann, Atryd, Meagan,

Remember: cats with claws + goosedown comforters = a big, honkin’ mess to sweep up.

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16 comments:

  1. Mitch, 21, January 2007, 1:32 |  
    Mitch

    Mine with Toilet Paper. Least it’s $1 buck a roll.

     
  2. Red Dog, 21, January 2007, 1:46 |  

    For me it is cats, a marble bathroom counter and carefully placed puddles of softsoap. Claws or not, that pussy jumps up on the counter and it slides right into the sink. Might be a tad mean but like old people falling down it is funny every single time. :twisted:

     
  3. pablo, 21, January 2007, 1:47 |  

    Mine just eats my homework! I swear!

     
  4. sledge, 21, January 2007, 8:08 |  

    Probably better than claws on your chest. To keep kitty out of your hair put scotch tape on his paws and stand back

     
  5. Randy, 21, January 2007, 9:58 |  

    Remember: exlax + attempts at flatuation = a big, honkin’ mess to clean up.

     
  6. Patrick, 21, January 2007, 12:31 |  

    For my household: Cat with claws plus brand new butcher block dining table equals lifetime claw marks for her first and only attempt to grind to an unsuccessful screeching halt!

     
  7. Anita, 21, January 2007, 15:37 |  

    Saw the text of this post in my feed reader and was all excited … I thought there was going to be a picture!

     
  8. scamper, 21, January 2007, 16:42 |  

    Dave maybe Natilie needs her claws trimed, anyway better then painful clawmarks on the back

     
  9. Spud, 21, January 2007, 16:44 |  

    A Cop to a mime he caught shoplifting “you have the right to remain silent…”

     
  10. Sher, 21, January 2007, 17:50 |  

    2 year old child + box of bowtie pasta = another big honkin mess to sweep up also.

     
  11. Stevie C, 21, January 2007, 18:49 |  

    Pictures! We need pictures! :java: (this is suppose to be a beer)

     
  12. Lung the Younger, 22, January 2007, 4:28 |  

    Reminds me of the time that I accidentally released my flock of pet hummingbirds at that badminton tournament. Boy, those tiny feathers can really stick to a sweaty polo shirt.

     
  13. beyonduplication, 22, January 2007, 9:24 |  

    my 1 year old + a box of cornstarch he found (since he figured out how to work the baby locks) = big honkin mess to vaccum, sweep, and scrub off the table, chairs, sofa, carpet, and kitchen floor.

     
  14. Evil Aunt Ann, 22, January 2007, 14:10 |  

    Cat with claws + morning wood = husband’s high pitched voice :limp: :?:

     
  15. Atryd, 22, January 2007, 15:34 |  

    90 lb yellow lab pup + unsupervised in house after breaking fifth chain/leash and choker = broken window to get out, broken door to get back in cuz it’s too damn cold in the snow and shredded comforter to keep warm in the cold ass house since the window and door are now broken and wide open. :?:

    Loving cat + Family of pigeons = Gift of dead pigeon placed lovingly at your feet. :puke:

    Trespassing lost drunks + Devoted guard dog and cat = Mess you can’t clean up until the coroner and police get to your house. :twisted:

     
  16. Meagan, 25, January 2007, 18:10 |  

    dancing + a shot of Kaluha = a stain that doesn’t look like it was caused by spilled alcohol