Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

22 comments:

1. Penguin Pete, 16, January 2007, 0:45 |  
   Maybe we’re not talking nationality. Maybe it’s “it’s a lion!” but the apostrophe ’s’ wouldn’t fit…?

   The HandzOff link - if you like the cream (mmmmm….coconut!), you’ll love the fridge magnets!

    
2. Kusanagi, 16, January 2007, 4:34 |  
   Ok, I’m guessing this guy is a Lion’s fan (based on the Michigan plates) and has some Italian heritage.

   Or, he could just be an idiot.

   Take your pick.
   But why the hell it’s on a Lexus has me baffled.

    
3. mikeB, 16, January 2007, 6:58 |  
   

   We can safely deduce five things about Mr. Man here. And it is a man.
   1. He’s probably well off (Lexus)
   2. He’s Italian
   3. He’s a Leo
   4. He’s not very punny
   5. He’s a complete jackass

    
4. StevieC, 16, January 2007, 8:08 |  
   ItALosr

    
5. Rosalind, 16, January 2007, 8:35 |  
   It sounds like a mix of Italian and Stalion. (Have I spelt that correctly?!)

    
6. junkman, 16, January 2007, 9:21 |  
   I TALION. U JANIAN. WHERE BOY?

    
7. sledge, 16, January 2007, 9:51 |  
   How come he’s not driving a Fiat? How does the antimasturbatioary cream work? Does it become so slippery that your hand slip off? Perhaps a few grains of sand would help

    
8. Davezilla, 16, January 2007, 9:57 |  
   

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   Nope. Stallion has two ‘L’s.

    
9. Shrubby, 16, January 2007, 10:22 |  
   Not much to say about the Italion except that my boss drives a Lexus…I think that explains enough. As for the anti-masturbationary cream, does that have anything to do with know where your towel is day?

    
10. Mitch, 16, January 2007, 11:01 |  
    

    Maybe he’s a Reggae Artist!
    http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=141096808
    

     
11. Rosalind, 16, January 2007, 11:04 |  
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    Knew I should of put that other L in!

    Try that again; Italian Stallion!

     
12. Bjorn Freeh, 16, January 2007, 11:34 |  
    

    “It a Lion” may be akin to “He hate me”, only with a Detroit twist. I would be willing to bet that many of Detroit’s professional football players drive overpriced Toyotas…

     
13. Mandy, 16, January 2007, 11:36 |  
    

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    LOL!

     
14. Sher, 16, January 2007, 12:03 |  
    Shouldn’t that plate say “IMS2PID”

     
15. pablo, 16, January 2007, 12:06 |  
    Probably making up for this
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYRhVcJsypg&mode=related&search=
    I’ll bet mom was wearing these on her fingers while she schooled him
    http://www.misspoppy.com/catalog/xcart/customer/product.php?productid=16396&cat=327&page=3

     
16. Lung the Younger, 16, January 2007, 12:57 |  
    An Ital-ion is a positively or negatively charged molecular particle that wants its electrons back by Wednesday or it’ll break your knees with a baseball bat.

     
17. chainstay, 16, January 2007, 13:27 |  
    What ever his deal is I, for one, would not trust him because I am sure he is a mix of two cats; a lion-cheetah. I know, bad joke but I felt it needed to be said.

     
18. Davezilla, 16, January 2007, 15:14 |  
    

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    Brilliant, Lung, as always.

     
19. Spud, 16, January 2007, 16:10 |  
    I’m also puzzled as to why an Italion would put a plate like that on a non Italion car. Maybe it’s just a cover up/alter ego thing.

    It’s probably driven by a 5′2″ bespectacled Jewish bank clerk with a hump, or his mother.

    IMALOSER

     
20. Flash Gordon, 16, January 2007, 17:44 |  
    Looks as though his mom not only beat the gay out
    of him but stomped the shit out of him as well.
    Hilarious!

     
21. Shamrock, 16, January 2007, 20:17 |  
    The Handzoff instructions state to “Keep applying until you get relief.” I guess if you keep applying it, you WILL get “relief.”

     
22. Lisa, 17, January 2007, 14:37 |  
    

    Gimme some of that Handzoff….