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That’s because you’re not as flexible as I am.
It sounds interesting - What the hell, let’s give it a shot.
Re: Microsquish
:wtf: 
I couldn’t do it either Dave. In fact I think the only people who could use those restrooms would be Michael J. Fox and Christopher Lloyd.
If you are behind your back, you’re in front of the game.
English translation: you are screwed; tie a knot in it or put a plug in it.
No worries, there’s another bathroom here.
I am sure that this particular airport is a complex maze also. Just like its roads and parking lots etc. Truth is the whole place is like that, this is just your 28th clue.
ha… Nikki’s example must be the one where the door locks behind you and you find yourself outside. No bathroom in sight.
Ahh, thank you for the Microshaft video, Dave. Warms my chilly (Tux) penguin heart…
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OK, Nikki, we’re waiting on an explanation for that icon guy on the right of the sign. Looks like he’s bent over laying a stack of logs, in synergy with the phrase “emergency exit”
-burqini swimwear - armor of god p.j.’s by any other name?
-given the day…..we should be going back toward our friends behind.
“For Restrooms, Go back toward your behind”
For those of you living in the ‘Here and the Now’ (according to Geoffrey Lewis’ ‘The Lunch Stop’, Celestial Navigations II), the behind refers to the sequence of ‘now’s that you have already experienced, and obliquely refers to the space that you occupied in those recent and not-so-recent moments. Taken consecutively, you might retrace your steps to encounter the nearest restroom.
However, the admonition ‘For Restrooms’ is strengthened by the taunting ‘Go back’. As the current moment passes into history, we consider that we *might* be able to retrace our steps through the space we lately traversed, but we can never move forward to the times that went before. This is an oriental expression of the English homily ‘You can’t go home again’. The gist of these two phrases is what Mommy always worried about - ‘Now, before we leave, does anyone have to go to the bathroom?’. That is, *you missed your best, last chance*.
Or as Randy put it — you’re screwed. Put a plug in it.
If I dont find the bathroom fast noone is gonna want to be back to my behind.
Does any one know if Muslim women actually wear those things? Yikes…
Going backward toward your behind makes perfect sense to me. What I don’t understand is a bathing suit with a resevour tip.
My behind!!
I told you to stay directly on my backside!! 
Bad behind!! You’re going back in the panties!! 
I dunno.. the “slim fit” burquini is a bit risque’ dont ya think? I mean.. it only comes to the THIGHS for Allah’s sake! Only a total tramp would be caught dead in THAT. I bet that the kind of thing that Muslim teens hide and change into when they are out of the house.. if Dad found out, he would ground her for a month!
Better than go forward from your front
Does this restroom make my butt look big?
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Priceless.
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We require photographic proof, April.
Sounds painful!
Re: Touch your friend’s bottom day:
“Nothing says respect like a nice open-palm slap on the ass.”