Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

34 comments:

1. t1nyturtle, 10, January 2007, 2:17 |  
   I thought Mrs. Poppin’ Fresh, aka the Pillsbury Doughgirl, would be the one with the bun in the oven. But then with the “Cherry Pie” notation, perhaps this is her?…

    
2. Lung the Younger, 10, January 2007, 3:36 |  
   ‘I don’t like the look of his doughdenum, Nurse. It looks like he might kneed a triple by-pastry.’

    
3. Stevie C, 10, January 2007, 5:56 |  
   So, would the bun in the oven and the cherry pie make the Pillsbury doughboy a doughgirl? It must be so, since “he” has no doughnuts.

   And speaking of fake foods ……

    
4. mikeB, 10, January 2007, 7:38 |  
   

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   Clearly, s/he is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma; but perhaps there is a key.

    
5. Spud, 10, January 2007, 8:19 |  
   Clearly this is an androgenous piece of pastry and not kneading any further explanation as it is fully exposed.

    
6. Shrubby, 10, January 2007, 9:05 |  
   The autopsy revealed blunt force trauma to the head…most likely by a rolling pin.

    
7. Lung the Younger, 10, January 2007, 9:33 |  
   All I know is that he/she won’t live very long with his/her guts hanging out like that. And Death as we all know, is the great leavener.

    
8. sledge, 10, January 2007, 9:43 |  
   Looks like a yeast infection Maybe he/she kneads an oven

    
9. beyonduplication, 10, January 2007, 10:05 |  
   doughnuts

   *chuckle*
   

    
10. Mitch, 10, January 2007, 10:32 |  
    Where are her Dungs?

     
11. junkman, 10, January 2007, 11:02 |  
    given that the doughboy laughs whenever you poke him and that there are no visible exterior genitalia, what we assume to be intestine is actually an enormous inny doughdick.

     
12. tabbie, 10, January 2007, 11:11 |  
    So, the real question is… Is he self rising or not??? Yeast ye of little fat… do we not know how he rises to the occasion?

     
13. Bjorn Freeh, 10, January 2007, 11:12 |  
    You know, it’s stuff like this that prevents more animated characters from donating their bodies to science.

     
14. Astryd, 10, January 2007, 11:22 |  
    If you part the buns you’ll find the dounghnut hole. Inny doughdick-that’s gotta be painful…twisted and sqwushed like that. Ow!

     
15. Nikki, 10, January 2007, 11:39 |  
    

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    Don’t you mean doughnating?

     
16. pablo, 10, January 2007, 11:55 |  
    Points to ponder:

    If you ask him if he is self rising, beware of him showing you his breadstick.

    If he shows you his ass, would that be a crescent moon or just maybe some hot cross buns?

    If he has a pancreas, is this really the beginnings of sweetbreads?

    If his girlfriend has a yeast infection, will he still rise to the occaision?

    Are doughnuts the equivelant of McNuggets? They may exist but nobody knows where they come from.

    Would you really have to roll his girlfriend in flour and look for a wet spot? (OK, that one was mean)

    What type of dousche would he have to use to get “Poppin fresh”?

     
17. pablo, 10, January 2007, 11:58 |  
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    OMG by-pastry - that one may take the cake!

     
18. StevieC, 10, January 2007, 12:58 |  
    I’d say he’s been into the drugs, big time! Look at his eyes; he looks baked! And his skin is white and pastry.

     
19. StevieC, 10, January 2007, 13:10 |  
    Just one more - since he doesn’t have a name, would he be just another John Dough?

     
20. Astryd, 10, January 2007, 13:17 |  
    Dilated pupils-definitley a sign of drugs… I swear though, I grew up thinking he was male!!
    This is gonna require some serious therapy.

     
21. Lisa, 10, January 2007, 16:15 |  
    The disected Pillsbury Doughboy gives new meaning to the term “pinup.”

     
22. Bjorn Freeh, 10, January 2007, 16:24 |  
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    Being the crusty old guy that I am, I should have thought of that.
    

     
23. Flash Gordon, 10, January 2007, 16:35 |  
    Mama! the Michelin man attacked me. I’m in bad shape.

     
24. Coley, 10, January 2007, 18:50 |  
    Well seeing as he/she has a bun in the oven, they certainly aren’t using that doughaphragm properly (or at least not the other kind). And where do they get off still calling it Cherry Pie. Is it the immaculate bun or what?!

     
25. adognamedgromit, 10, January 2007, 19:58 |  
    rolling pin …. (high voice “oh no”.)… splat
    Oh sorry Pilsbury dough boy
    I mistook you for Mr. Bill.

     
26. Meagan, 10, January 2007, 20:46 |  
    You think he giggled when they split him open like that?

    Tee hee!

     
27. adognamedgromit, 10, January 2007, 21:06 |  
    This must be the new Pilsbury Hagis everyone is talking about……..

     
28. Natalie, 10, January 2007, 21:07 |  
    But where’s his sweet buttery heart?

     
29. cronewynd, 10, January 2007, 21:44 |  
    I’m totally floured by the punishment today….

     
30. Amanda B., 11, January 2007, 7:24 |  
    Video of the day: Worse than listening to a cat in heat!!! I would rather jam knitting needles into my ears!!! Someone needs to put them out of our misery

     
31. Penguin Pete, 11, January 2007, 9:10 |  
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    I’m scared to click on the video of the day. “Final Countdown” Surely, not that song!

    Hey, Dave-meister, “songs we all hate” really needs a post all of its own!

     
32. nessa, 11, January 2007, 9:53 |  
    Imagine the shocked audience, when poked the last time he exploded on camera.

     
33. nessa, 11, January 2007, 9:57 |  
    Video of the day: While the band’s away, the groupies will play…

     
34. cronewynd, 11, January 2007, 19:47 |  
    

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