Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

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1. Imitate South Park characters for the duration of an important client meeting.
2. Terrorize the staff by pretending to be “a big, angry bear”.
3. Hide office silverware in the photocopier.
4. Play Orson Welles’ War of the Worlds radio broadcast on the loudspeaker system. Throw out office equipment in an effort to, “appease our new, alien overlords.”
5. Call in sick with projectile leprosy.
6. Stalk yourself and send complaints to Human Resources about your Evil Twin.
7. Draw “tattoos” on coworkers with Bic pens. Form rival gangs and take over hallways.
8. Tell your coworkers you can tell the future using paperclips. Predict that everyone in the office will be stung by pelicans and die from Avian Flu.
9. Take the Myers-Brigg test and demand to know if being an ENTP lands you in Griffindor House.
10. What would you want to get fired for?