Caption Time #150
Archive for December, 2006
Why?
It’s a well-established biological fact that women are the superior gender. They use both sides of their brains more often than males, live longer, can handle more pain, yada yada. For the most part, it’s clear that women are generally a lot smarter than men, too.
Except once in a while, women go all stupid on us. And when they go stupid, they tend to congregate with other women and spread the stupid around between them. It’s like a group of geniuses with projectile mental retardation.
Women, please explain yourselves.
Worst things to find in your Xmas stocking
- Apple sauce
- A human head
- Last year’s fruitcake
- Scoliosis
- TEH crab
- A porcupine
- Rumfeld’s still beating heart
- Global Warming
- Jacko’s prosthetic nose tip
- What don’t you want to find in your stocking?
