Time off for good behavior
OK kids, I am off to the wilds of Canada for a few days. I really need it. Have a great holiday! The humor will resume on Thursday, December 28th.
Please leave your peculiar aristocratic titles (see today’s link) in the comments!
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Reverend Lady Jill the Weird of Yockenthwait Walden
Have fun
His Eminence the Very Lord Dog Named Gromit (Rick) the Carnivorous of New Invention.
Bids Dave, Natalie and everyone else here a very Merry Christmas, Happy holiday, Festivus or what it is that you celebrate.
Peace
Her Royal Highness Rene the Ingenious of Withering Glance
His Exalted Highness Duke Spud the Imaginary of Old Throcking in the Hole
Kneel before my magnificence oh crass and most obnoxious varlets…
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Merry Christmas, Happy holidays, Hanukah or whatever it is that you celebrate.
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Earl Brian the Uncanny of Goosnargh on the Carpet.
Happy holidays to all of you out there in Davezilla land!
Happy Holidays,
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from
Very Sir Lord Timothy the Bloody of Featherstonehaugh St Fanshaw
Venerable Lord Cajun the Mystical of Lower Slaughter
Merry Holidays and Happy Christmas
Sir Sleazoid Q Phudpucker of the Canadian Phudpuckers bid you and all an unbelievable Christmas and wonderful holidays
Milady the Right Reverend Nikki the Gnomic of West Smeesborough
Her Eminence the Very Viscountess Lisa the Dissolute of Giggleswich Lanken wishes all a Merry Christmas. Have a great time Dave.
I am The Very Reverend Eric the Fifteenth of Herring-le-hole!
Her Most Noble Lady Anna the Corpulent of Midhoop St Giggleswich
(who must be related to above Knkangeroo, or at least live close by)
wishes you Sunday Monday Happy Days
Lord Steviec the Assiduous of Lower Wombleshire wishes you a Very Merry Christmas and reminds you - Put not a pig in your poke - she really won’t appreciate it! At least, that’s what my fortune cookie said. I wonder if it has anything to do with the carrot ad?
Milord Sir Lord Brad the Unique of Withering Glance
Eerie. ‘Take time today to pay more attention to your imaginary friends.’
Happy Yuletide. I pray the energies of the Solstice enrich your life!
My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: The Very Reverend David the Sophisticated of New Scagglethorpe Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title
Wishes Merry Christmas to One and All
Clear the road peasants, His Highness, BIGWAVDAVE, the Benevolent, roaster of fowl, and givver of treasures, He who makes auto mechanics tremble and young virgins blush, around whom the Sun and the Moon and the Stars revolve, approches the marketplace for one final time.
A Very Merry Christmas to One and All
Her Noble Excellency Tabbie the Pertinacious of Hopton Goosnargh grants thee all a wonderful Holiday Season! Good wishes and cheer all around!
His Imperial Majesty Trukindog The Corpulent Of Helions Bumpstead wishes you all a happy over commecialized over spending season .
Oh wait this is about the birth of Jesus Christ not money !
Have a good break
- The Most Honourable Brian the Charitable of Kirkby Overblow
His Most Serene Highness Lord Howard the Cannibalistic of Similar Ealand wishes y’all happies and merries! (Arise Sir Loin of Beef!)
*drumroll* Her Eminence, the Very Viscountess, Mar the Cowardly of Old Throcking in the Hole *drumroll*
… bestows forced and fake gaity upon all of thee! Eat! Drink! Be Merry! Spend Money! Pretend to love your brother man!
Have a wonderful holiday - cheers!
The Reverend Earl Evil P the Sublunary of Fiddlehope in the Marsh wishes all a holiday fitting your Karma.and available credit card balance.
I f your mother in-law gives you crap let her know santa said something about her, oh yeh Ho Ho HO.
Meet you all at the liquor store!!!!!!!
Your Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
His Excellency Anthony the Canine of Dicken St Charles
A fine title for a poxy knave such as meself.
Viscountess Jennifer the Surprised of Lesser Wobbleton
Happy Winter Solstice to all!
Reverend Earl Raymond the Charitable of Great Leering
Imperial Majesty Sherry the Intractable of Divine Intervention.
That would be ms.Imperial Majesty Sherry the Intractable of Divine Intervention to all the lesser folk.
A wish for festive seasonal and/or religious celebration and reflection to all from:
Her Eminence, the Very Viscountess Kristina the Subversive, of Buzzcock Lepshire.
Her Grace Lady Mandy the Ebullient of Great Leering.
Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays/Happy whatever you celebrate Dave and everyone!
Her Excellency Elisa Mae the Overdecorated of Lesser Cheese Winston wishes a Merry Christmas to all!
Lady Madame Myra the Verdant of Walk upon Water - apparently I am green and divine - how lovely - a holy frog!
Too many days with no Zilla! I, Lady Madame Mandy the Spurious of Bampton Underhoop shall surely perish.
Her Noble Excellency Sam the Superficial of Westley Waterless wishes all a Merry Christmas, Blessed Yuletide, and a Happy Hanukah ! May we all have peace and good health.
Her Noble Excellency Sam the Superficial of Westley Waterless
wishes everyone a blessed holiday, may you have peace and good health.
Her Noble Excellency Amber the Appropriate of Old Throcking in the Hole…..Merry Christmas Happy Kwanza Happy Hanukah Happy Winter Solstice
The Very Lord Bjorn the Bewildered of Dramble Buzzcock bestows upon Sir Zilla a hearty wish for nothing but exuberant times at the Windsor Ballet (”wilds of Canada” — good one, Dave).
This Christmas, if you can’t feel Merry, jump for Joy.
Milady the Most Honourable Maven the Fifteenth of Gallop Hophill
Her Exalted Highness Duchess Julie the Canine of Fiddlehope in the Marsh says have a wonderful time and be careful. If you are wearing all white in Canada in December, you could be lost forever and never seen again!
I am Empress Joni the Temporary of Much Bottom!
(If you knew how true the ‘much bottom’ is you’d send sympathy my way… :?:)
Happy Holidays to you all!
Imperial Majesty Sallie the Decent of Lower Hellswicke
The Imperial Majesty Sallie the Decent of Lower Hellswicke wishes each and all Happy Holidays and thanks Dave for some of the best chuckles..have fun!
Happy Holidays from Flirty Kitty!
Canada at this time of the year?
Ah, I get it. Granny’s getting meds for Chrismas again.
Your humble servant,
Milord Earl Lung the Waspish of Giggleswick on the Naze.
(Now, off to get my horsewhip. I haven’t flogged the serfs since Michaelmas)
His Most Serene Highness Lord Evilmister the Mad of Old Tonbridge Wafers … oh yeah, man, enjoy your time up here in wonderful canadia
My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Reverend Lady Jennifer the Functional of Withering Glance
Grand Duke Don the Venal of Happy Bottomshire
The Very Viscountess Kristina has a question: Does Mr. Davezilla have a peculiar aristocratic title? Or did I miss it? Just wondering…
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Marquess Davezilla the Disheveled of New Invention
[Comment ID #82144 will be quoted here] Well, I am pretty sure that Reverend Lady Jill the Weird of Yockenthwait Walden is my youngest sister, so a cousin, more like? LOL
Marchioness Brandelion the Erudite of Lesser Wobbleton
happy holidays, DZ!
The Venerable Lady Meagan the Eerie of Old Tonbridge Wafers wishes ye all a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! May ye all remember where ye put ye stocking stuffers and not to drink too much nog lest ye want to kiss ye olde grandmother under ye mistletoe.
And Dave, may ye venture safely in the Great White North. If ye get lost, just holler and I shall send thine own hounds to rescue ye.
The first time I tried, it gave me: Her Royal Highness Minnie the Radiant of Brompton Underfoot, and the second time I tried, it was: Lady Madame Minnie the Radiant of Gallop Hophill.
Merry Christmas, darling.
My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Her Noble Excellency Night Queen the Defenestrated of Wimblish upon Frognaze Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title
A hearty Merry Christmas from the Reverend Lord Robert the Implacable of Deep Throcking
My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Countess-Palatine Zoharath the Purple of Dramble Buzzcock Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title
Wishing everyone a beautiful day! Greetings from Lady Night Queen the Cannibalistic of Goosnargh on the Carpet!
Duchess Ducatisti the Essential of Deepest Throcking
My goodness. Throcking. What a name. Why don’t the Brits think of proper names for their places, like we do here in Oregon. You know, like Dufur, Boring, Woodburn, Bend.
Merry holidays all!
Grand Duchess Kelly the Cosmopolitan of Tempting St Mary
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Did you not read your own title? You are TEMPORARY of much bottom. Perhaps you will suddenly lose your bottom? Don’t grow to attached to it, even though it appears to be attached to you. It is only temporary.
Oh yeah, I forgot.
Greetings from the Entirely Miss Reverend Lady Tina Marie the Bloody of Eschaton End.
I absolutely love Eschaton End. It’s so…….eschatonish.
My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Duchess Vicki the Villainous of Helions Bumpstead Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title
Greetings, varlets, from His Grace Lord Rufus the Venal of Much Madness
upon Avon, Rescuer of Damsels in Distress and Terror to Miscreants.
Her Most Serene Highness Lady Ellamarie the Herbaceous of Helions Bumpstead
take that oh petty plebs
Milady the Right Reverend Tomorrow the Confused of Kirkby Overblow.
Heh.
Well… I didn’t think it was all that interesting a title. I like my Fortune cookie…
My Fortune Cookie told me: You will meet a tautology made entirely of butterfly fingers. Get a cookie from Miss Fortune
“His Noble Excellency Rust the Abrupt of Kirkby Overblow”
Somebody had to do it…