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Sven and Olly, the gay couple from Norway, decide that all they want to do tonight is sit around and get hammered.
“I’m going to nail you.”
“Nooo, I’m going to nail you!”
I really am serious. My 5 pound cross pein hammer is bigger than your 3 pounds sledge hammer. And I don’t care that you can break the Emu egg without smashing your finger. That egg is my breakfast in the morning — and, brother, either that egg will be cooked up on my plate, or we will be rolling you out under the Oak tree til the snow melts next spring!
Now put the hammer away and the egg in the refrigerator!
Just looking at the irresponsible way the crew members of the Kursk played around in their spare time, it was obvious that something bad was bound to happen eventually.
I’m gonna pound this idea into your thick skull till you finally get it!
Merry Christmas to you too!
OK, if I can crack your skull before you crack the egg, I get both shots, deal?
My kinda party!
When alcohol failed to get Joe into bed lars decided to use a less subtle way of persuasion.
“Honey, look what I laid while you were at work!”
stop threatening me with your adam’s apple or i’ll pound ya
lost
day? does that mean we should make an effort to lose them today? 
“That is the biggest vibrating bullet/egg I have ever seen” exclaimed Hans.
“Let’s see how it works?” queried Olof.
“NO, don’t break it, we can use it” Hans screams as he rushes to smack Olof with a bigger hammer to the man trying to take away his “toy.”
Now which one is the egg again?
This is a work place safety poster that never made the cut.
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5 minutes later “owwwww, mother of god that hurtâ€
Proving once again combining alcohol, Locker room antics and
heavy work instruments are dangerous in the egg workers industry.
I have no caption to add. But that picture is so hot.
After a few drinks, a Ziegfried & Roy wanna be practices the unbreakable egg trick. The other follows up by offering a serious pounding followed quickly by the disapearing salami trick.
The lady on the beaver clip was dumb as a stump. I was at least hoping there would be more fun when she said she understood it when she was face to face with the beaver. Maybe somebody should have handed her a douche card.
I am Hanz and he is Franz and we are here to *Thump* you up!
They are pretty hot!
I think the guy on the left is wanting a kiss
“Santa isolated his two gayest elves to making Faberge eggs in the back rooms of the workshop, but even there they managed to get into trouble.”
I was face-to-face with a beaver yesterday…
I’m speachless.
Boy did that lady ever clear up some confusion about the beaver.
In Georgia we call ‘em squirrels.
:thong: 
:wang: 
“My hammer is bigger than yours”
this hammer is going hurt you more than the other hammer hurts me.
Adding to Tabbie’s post above…I think the hammer IS the answer to Olaf’s question as to how to use the enormous vibrating egg.
Bend over baby.
Man with hammer tries to open the dino egg while the othe man tries to kill him!