Product placement is so important
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… oooh yeah baby, you don’t just get a giant thirst at the “Sweat-Zone”
And all this time, I thought carrots were good for your eyes!
Carrots and sex… Millions of rabbits (and counting) can’t be wrong…
‘Eeeehhh, what’s up, :wang:?’
Oh ease it up in there…steady…slowly….slowly….wait extra lube!!!! Ok right there now shove it in there!
The Good, The Bad and the Ugly: Davezilla Style…
The Good: ‘I have a new vitamin suppliment that will save your eyesight’
The Bad: ‘It’s in suppository form…’
The Ugly: ‘One treatment will last a lifetime…’
Looks like something that should have been on Leno, any closer and she won’t be
smiling ………
Eh … What’s up, doc?
Ah, of only it were Ann Coulter.
Where do you put the batteries in that thing?
Come on Bugs just do me rabbit style
My teacher always said it is all about:
Location, Location, Location
oh me so horny me love u long time back room only!
Dave
Kman’ link is a no-go.
[Comment ID #82016 will be quoted here] why? is that a crazy, fundamantalist, right wing, christian, republican, carrot? coulter said “God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, ‘Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It’s yours.’” perhaps this carrot could exact some divine retribution.
Ann Coulter is described in Wikipedia as “Rush Limbaugh in a miniskirt”
here is the link.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ann_Coulter
Bluggg what a thought.
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Now there is a visual I could have done without.
:puke: 
Ann Coulter would think that was Rush Limbaugh’s dick before she looked over her shoulder. But only because he told her it was huge, and being a good Republcan, she believed him sight-unseen.
How is it that everyone who says any little thing wrong gets lambasted for being politically incorrect and Ann Coulter says the most hateful, mean and outrageous thngs and she isn’t strung up by her dishwater blonde hair?
Perhaps this is why it’s a bad idea to let one or two conglomerates control the entire media, d’ya think?
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What do you mean? The link works. Or did you mean, “don’t go there!”
Oh no, Dave…..it works. By the way, KMan is the link you put up the day AFTER you said sometimes women go all stupid on you?
The irony hurts…..it hurts!!!
[Comment ID #82032 will be quoted here] comparisons can be misleading and omit key facts. coulter actually has a larger adam’s apple and a larger penis than limbaugh. they do both enjoy a giant carrot up the old wazoo now and again but limbaugh is known to wear a mini-skirt more often than coulter.:evil:
Sorry Dave it was giving me a 404 error page a minute ago. Now it isn’t.
You can’tread the restof the juicer ad but it says “also great for cucumbers, zuccini, corn on the cob, and any other long hard fruit or vegetable”
Pablo - “…any other long hard fruit…”?
Ah, never mind
I get a “site unavailable” message when clicking the KMan link, too.
Just verifying that adognamedgromit isn’t crazy. At least as far as the link goes.
The billboards are priceless. Maybe that’s a new contest - find any two billboards that when laid side-by-side produce an unintended third message.
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We may be sending too many visitors to KMan
Penguin Pete said “Just verifying that adognamedgromit isn’t crazy.”
Thanks
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How about a banana you sick bastard (just kidding)
[Comment ID #82016 will be quoted here] If only it were Rosie the Mouth ……..
I’m not touching this one with a 20 - foot carrot! Mercy! I hate to see what the advertisement would have been if it was a cucumber!
Coulter makes my rectum want to sip clabber.
:puke: 
Got a giant tube of lube?
KMan? is he wearing a fanny pack?
I suddenly lost my thirst for a tall glass of carrot juice.