Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

1. Anyone operating a lawnmower, chainsaw, leafblower, snowblower, weed wacker; anything with a two stroke engine
2. Anyone playing music I dislike
3. Anyone with a brightly lit office
4. Anyone walking loudly on the floor above me
5. Anyone with too much cologne
6. Anyone with garlicky food
7. Anything that barks
8. Anything that sings
9. Anyone that is too perky
10. Anyone who denies me chocolate or coffee (woe be unto them, for there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth)
11. Anyone wearing any color other than black
12. Anyone capable of speech
13. Anyone enjoying themselves in my presence
14. Anything resembling a phone, or capable of ringing, chirping or trilling
15. Anything with an alarm
16. Anything resembling the sun
17. Anything brighter than 60% Kodak Grey
18. Any organism belonging to Phylum Chordata
19. Basically, anything within five feet of me
20. What do you hate?

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